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Officials Call Bullsh*t On Trump’s Claim He Has ‘TURNED ON THE WATER’ In California

Even though he long ago proved that he lies about everything, Braggart-in-Chief Donald Trump has outdone himself by claiming that thanks to him and the U.S. military, the water is back on in California.

In a post on social media Monday, Trump blared, “The United States Military just entered the Great State of California and, under Emergency Powers, TURNED ON THE WATER flowing abundantly from the Pacific Northwest, and beyond. The days of putting a Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER. Enjoy the water, California!!!”

However, as the California Department of Water Resources noted, no such thing happened and once again Donnie is letting the entire world know that he’s full of shit.

“The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.”

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/1884122000232444407

As officials in the Golden State continue to fight the last wildfires still burning and provide aid to those who have been impacted by the blazes that have devastated large areas of Southern California, Trump continues to try and politicize the tragedy, according to Newsweek.

On Friday, Trump signed an executive order instructing federal agencies to “maximize” water delivery to California and “override” state policies where they deem it necessary.

The executive order claimed that during the recent Los Angeles wildfires “firefighters were unable to fight the blaze due to dry hydrants, empty reservoirs, and inadequate water infrastructure.”

Trump’s latest bluster and bragging was met with anger and mockery online.

In other news, Trump will be parting the Red Sea later today so that he can take credit and claim to be God Almighty.

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Trump Pats Himself On The Back After Kansas City Chiefs Secure Super Bowl Berth

Shortly after the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Buffalo Bills on Sunday evening in the AFC Championship game and secured their third straight appearance in the Super Bowl, Braggart-in-Chief Donald Trump decided it was time for him to glom some of the luster from the game.

Taking to to social media, Trump posted, “Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs. What a GREAT Team, Coach, Quarterback, and virtually everything else, including those fantastic FANS, that voted for me (MAGA!) in record numbers. Likewise, congratulations to the Buffalo Bills on a tremendous season. They will do a lot of winning long into the future!!!”

Once again, Trump is attempting to take credit for something he had NOTHING to do with. He played no role whatsoever in the game other than watching it on TV. And you can bet he would have tried to steal the spotlight from the Bills if they’d been victorious.

Keep in mind that the Chiefs also played in (and won) the Super Bowl in 2023 and 2024 while Joe Biden was in the White House. What role did Trump play in those victories? None! And his pathetic attempt to try and make Sunday’s game about him drew plenty of comments online.

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Donald Trump Viral Video WTF?!

Roseanne Barr’s Strange Pro-Trump Rap Video Is A Complete Clusterf**k

Former sitcom star Roseanne Barr has been unofficially serving as a fluffer for Sex Offender-in-Chief Donald Trump ever since he was first elected in 2016, and now that the adjudicated rapist is about to take office once again, Barr has released a rap music video that may well be among the most horrific things ever posted online.

The video for the song “Daddy’s Home” first appeared Friday. It features many racist stereotypes, including box braids and oversized gold chains, along with enough “Make America Great Again” baseball caps to fill a warehouse.

And then there’s the lyrics:

“They try to cancel me and say I’m a racist. I got a mean hook, they can’t get me with that jam. Trying to take away my right to go and say this. Well, listen up, ’cause this Granny’s going bad.”

As if that’s not bad enough, Barr also tries to pick a fight with Eminem, who, unlike her, actually has talent.

“Screw Eminem, I’m Roseanne.”

Here’s the video for those brave enough to watch:

Social media rendered its own verdict on Barr’s nightmarish musical stylings.

If “Daddy’s Home” is indicative of the crap we can expect from Trump and his supporters over the next four years, this country is screwed even worse than we feared.

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Donald Trump Elections WTF?!

Coca-Cola Kisses Trump’s A*s – Issues ‘First-Ever Presidential Commemorative Diet Coke Bottle’

It’s a well-known fact that Insurrectionist-in-Chief Donald Trump drinks several Diet Cokes a day, and now his addiction has earned him a massive ass-kiss from Coca-Cola: A special “commemorative Diet Coke bottle” to honor next week’s inauguration of the adjudicated rapist.

Trump campaign spokesperson Margo Martin shared photos on social media of her boss posing with Coca-Cola Company CEO James Quincey and “the first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle.” The bottle includes Trump’s name, the date of his upcoming inauguration, and a picture of the White House.

As you’d expect, Trump supporters were delighted by the commemorative bottle, with many suggesting that the Donald has earned the right to be honored worldwide. However, it’s unclear what exactly he’s accomplished other than being the biggest asshole on the planet.

However, not everyone shared in that same enthusiasm.

Trumps inauguration Its turning into the Worlds biggets ass-licking contest… – quite disgusting… 🤮

(@mohawk1971.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T08:54:31.892Z

The CEO of Coca-Cola presents Donald Trump with a special Diet Coke bottle to commemorate his presidential inauguration.Well, here’s another reason to drink water…or beer

Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:12:18.905Z

Boycott Coca-Cola. First, it was AI commercials, and now the CEO is kissing Trump's ass. Trump was awarded a special Coke bottle. Let the company fail.

Ash (@ashpenflower.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:23:55.943Z

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Ignores National Tribute To Jimmy Carter – Orders Flags In State Return To ‘Full-Staff’

Having already dishonored the memory of former President Jimmy Carter by sending condolences to his late widow, Rosalynn, Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott decided he’d go for the diss twofer and order that flags in the Lone Star State be raised to full-staff by next Monday, the day of Donald Trump’s inauguration.

President Joe Biden issued a presidential decree on Dec. 29 for a monthlong tribute to Carter. It called for U.S. flags displayed on “all public buildings and grounds, at all military posts and naval stations, and on all naval vessels of the Federal Government in the District of Columbia and throughout the United States and its Territories and possessions” to be flown at half-staff “for a period of 30 days from the day of his death.”

Based on the decree, flags are to be flown at half-staff until January 29, nine days after Trump is sworn in as the 47th president of the United States, which didn’t sit well with Trump, who whined on social media, writing, “The Democrats are all ‘giddy’ about our magnificent American Flag potentially being at ‘half mast’ during my Inauguration. They think it’s so great, and are so happy about it because, in actuality, they don’t love our Country, they only think about themselves.”

Despite the Biden decree, Abbott issued a press release today stating, “Texas continues to mourn with our fellow Americans across the country over the passing of former President Jimmy Carter. President Carter’s steadfast leadership left a lasting legacy that will be felt for generations to come, which together as a nation we honor by displaying flags at half-staff for 30 days. On January 20, our great nation will celebrate our democratic tradition of transferring power to a new President by inaugurating the 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. As we unite our country and usher in this new era of leadership, I ordered all flags to be raised to full-staff at the Texas Capitol and all state buildings for the inauguration of President Trump. While we honor the service of a former President, we must also celebrate the service of an incoming President and the bright future ahead for the United States of America.”

In other words, screw the dead guy. Instead, Texas is going to honor the rapist asshat who has made it clear he has every intention of trying to destroy the United States with his moronic policies.

To hell with Texas. To hell with Greg Abbott. And to hell with Donald Trump.