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Kimberly Guilfoyle’s See-Through Dress Leaves Social Media In Stitches

After she was fired from Fox News in 2018 for allegedly engaging in the sexual harassment of a female co-worker, Kimberly Guilfoyle began attaching herself to the family of failed one-term former president Donald Trump, eventually becoming Donald Trump Jr’s fiancee.

Guilfoyle is now a regular at Mar-a-Lago and on the campaign trail, but a dress she wore earlier this week during an event at the golf resort raised more than a few eyebrows on social media when photos of the outfit began circulating online.

As Patriot Takes noted when they posted the photo on Twitter, Guilfoyle certainly isn’t leaving much to the imagination.

Does that look like the appropriate thing to wear in public? How many women would even be caught dead in such a dress?

That’s what many on social media wanted to know, and it soon became clear that most didn’t think Kimberly should be trying so damn hard to pretend she isn’t 55.

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Don Jr. And Kimberly Guilfoyle Celebrate Christmas With Photo Of Themselves Holding Animal Body Parts

For Christmas this year, Donald Trump Jr. and his fiancée, disgraced former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, thought it would be a cool idea to post photos of themselves on social media with the genitalia of animals in their hands.

Yes, you read that correctly: Animal genitals are apparently the new MAGA way of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

According to OK Magazine:

The couple was all smiles as they posed while holding several bones that came from animal genitalia — known as a baculum — that a hunter pal of theirs from Alaska gave them at the annual holiday get-together.

Guilfoyle had one hand on her hip and used her other hand to hold the slim bone between two fingers while sporting a short, black dress. Trump Jr. grinned for the camera as he stood on the opposite site of two of their friends and held up a second, larger bone.

In another photo, Trump Jr. stood with his arm around his friend while the other man showed off a third bone. He later took to Instagram to share the Christmas party pics, describing Guilfoyle and Trump Jr. as “genuine, down to Earth, considerate, awesome people who love hunting as much as we do.”

The posting drew harsh reaction on Twitter, with one user noting, “Four d—- in one pic. Nice.”

Another person added, “An exercise in class and sophistication, Trump style.”

But perhaps the best online clapback was this one:

“There’s a real question here. Not ‘why are you idiots holding d— bones’ but ‘why are you idiots holding *walrus* bones?’ Walruses are a protected species. Which means his ‘hunter friends’ are quite possibly poachers. Not the first time baby Trump’s bragged about poaching.”

This also isn’t the first time Don Jr. has decided to discuss the subject of male body parts, which sort of makes you wonder exactly what sort of fantasies are ricocheting around inside his otherwise empty skull.

In 2007, during an interview with Adam Corolla, Junior had this to say:

“You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t. I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.”

Knowing the Trump penchant for exaggeration, it’s safe to assume that Don Jr. and his old man think four inches is “substantial.” No wonder neither of them can manage to stay married: They can’t satisfy their wives.

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Social Media Aghast At Kimberly Guilfoyle’s ‘Plastic’ Appearance: ‘I Only See Fish Lips And Boobs’

 

You may be aware that former Fox host Kimberly Guilfoyle is engaged to Donald Trump Jr., but if you haven’t seen her lately, you may be terrified by what has become of a once very pretty lady.

Guilfoyle, it should be noted, was once married to California Gov. Gavin Newsom, but back in those days she looked like an attractive woman instead of someone wearing a Halloween mask.

Guilfoyle now hosts a show on Rumble, and a recent episode of it had her discussing the gag order imposed by federal judge Tanya Chutkan, which she claimed was unfair to the disgraced ex-president.

“One witch hunt after another, he still perseveres. After D.C. Judge Tanya Chutkan reinstated the gag order in the case. Now the gag order is so broad that it affects the campaign, the legal team, and others from speaking out about the sham indictments. It is a clear violation of free speech rights, and it’s because they know that Donald Trump is on the path to victory, and the swamp is desperate to stop him.”


When you watch that video, what do your eyes immediately go to? Probably her lips and cleavage, both of which are so exaggerated and oversized that Guilfoyle looks like a blow-up doll come to life or warning for anyone considering plastic surgery.

Not to be cruel, but she’s absolutely hideous.

Twitter users were also taken aback by what has become of Guilfoyle, and they expressed their disgust online.

 

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Kimberly Guilfoyle Suggests She Knows More About Federal Law Than Jack Smith

Disgraced former Fox “News” host Kimberly Guilfoyle, who is engaged to Donald Trump Jr., wants us all to know that Justice Department Special Counsel Jack Smith doesn’t understand federal law the way she does, and that means the criminal case against failed former president Donald Trump doesn’t have a chance of succeeding.

On her podcast, Guilfoyle went on for several minutes about the indictment of her future father-in-law, suggesting that presidential power always overrides the law, even after a president leaves the White House and returns to private life.

“You’ve heard a lot about the Espionage Act and all of the bluster from Special Counsel Jack Smith, but there’s another law called the Presidential Records Act that undercuts the entire argument. Any record the president or his staff creates or receives in their official duty or capacity is a presidential record,” Guilfoyle insisted.

“Translation: Donald Trump had the right under the law to maintain custody of his records whether they were classified or not,” she added.

“So what we’re really dealing with is just another example of Democrat prosecutors creating new legal theories to weaponize the law against Donald Trump,” Guilfoyle claimed.

Wow! Is that true? Nope. What Guilfoyle said is a complete crock of shit, as CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale explained in March.

The Presidential Records Act says that, the moment a president leaves office, NARA (National Archives and Records Administration) gets custody and control of all presidential records from his administration. Nothing in the act says there should be prolonged “talk” or a negotiated “agreement” between a former president and NARA over a former president’s return of presidential documents – much less that there should have been a months-long battle after NARA first contacted Trump’s team in 2021 to try to get some of the records that had not been handed over at the end of his presidency.

The Presidential Records Act could not possibly be clearer. It reads:

“Upon the conclusion of a President’s term of office, or if a President serves consecutive terms upon the conclusion of the last term, the Archivist of the United States shall assume responsibility for the custody, control, and preservation of, and access to, the Presidential records of that President.”

Reports are that Trump is looking for a good attorney to represent him in the upcoming documents case. Since Guilfoyle seems to be such an expert, why doesn’t he ask her to be his lawyer?

Probably because he knows she’s a clueless moron and he’d wind up getting a 500-year sentence.

 

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Twitter Users Collectively Puke After Kimberly Guilfoyle Reveals That Don Jr. Is ‘Big And Hairy’

Kimberly Guilfoyle — the disgraced former Fox News host who was dumped by the network for allegedly engaging in sexually harassment of a female co-worker — is now hawking sheets online, trying to grift as much cash as possible before her future father-in-law, Donald Trump, is locked up for the rest of his life.

Guilfoyle is also engaged to Donald Trump Jr., who was reportedly sleeping around on the mother of his five children while still married.

But something Guilfoyle said about the sheets she’s pushing has revolted many Twitter users.

During her sheet pitch, Guilfoyle remarked, “And the bedding is temperature regulating, so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed.”

She added, “We have these sheets.They’re fantastic.”

“They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you get like a hot bed, and you got to kick a leg out?”

But it was the next lines from Guilfoyle that set off internet revulsion:

“And you know, to share a bed with Don Jr. is like a big guy and like hairy. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets.”

“I’m telling you,” she added. “All right. So I have been a longtime Cozy Earth customer, as I said.”

Argh! Too much information! Must bleach my brain immediately to remove the horrific images!!

Twitter, do your thing.