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Insider Reveals Trump Is So Out Of Shape He Can’t Even Tie His Own Shoes

Donald Trump is a fat slob. If you doubt that, just take a look at the following photos:

Of course, to hear Trump and his “doctors” tell it, he’s the paragon of physical fitness.

Former White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson (aka Dr. Ronny Feelgood) said back in 2018:

“It is called genetics … Some people have just great genes. I told the president that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old.”

Problem is, Trump doesn’t have a good diet. He’s fond of Big Macs and Kentucky Fried Chicken. And he doesn’t do any physical activity. Yes, he plays golf, but that’s not exactly the most strenuous of sporting endeavors, and he insists on riding in a golf cart; he refuses to walk from one hole to the next!

And yet despite Trump being grossly overweight, lazy, and a hedonist, he loves to make fun of others for being overweight or less than perfect.

On Saturday, Trump fired off a tweet aimed at his likely 2020 Democratic opponent, Joe Biden:

Biden’s not a factor? As with everything Trump says, you can assume the opposite of what comes out of his mouth. If he says it’s a beautiful day outside, grab an umbrella and extra coat. If he tells you he’s not afraid of another person, he’s actually shitting himself. (Which he likely does since it looks like he wears an adult diaper.)

But Noel Casler, who was a showrunner on Trump’s NBC series “The Apprentice,” and has seen the president up close (and at his very worst) used the president’s tweet to reminisce about just how out of shape Trump was way back when he was still on TV:

How fat and lazy do you have to be to not be capable of tying your own shoes?

There’s a very real chance that if Trump does happen to win a second term, he won’t live through it. His heart has got to be struggling to carry those 300+ pounds on his frame, and decades of alleged amphetamine abuse also take a toll on the ticker.

So the next time you hear Donald ragging on the health or age of another person, remember he’s saying the opposite. Provided, of course, he doesn’t have his hands and face full of greasy fast food and you’re unable to hear a word he says.

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REVEALED: The Possible Reason Trump Makes Everyone Sign A Non-Disclosure Agreement

Over the years, when he would hire people for his business or even on his television show, “The Apprentice,” Donald Trump would inevitably make his employees sign non-disclosure agreements.

A non-disclosure agreement, in legal terms, means that you agree not to say anything about your employer even after you no longer work for that company or person. The technical definition of one, according to Cornell Law School, is:

“A legally binding contract (also known as an NDA or confidentiality agreement) in which a person or business promises to treat specific information as a trade secret and not disclose it to others without proper authorization.”

But why would Trump demand an NDA from those who work for him? What trade secrets does he have that must be kept hidden?

Based on what a former staffer from “The Apprentice” has to say, the reason is an embarrassing one for Donald Trump.

According to Noel Casler, who was on the production staff of Trump’s former reality show, years of drug abuse and increasing age have made the president dependent upon adult diapers because he’s incontinent. And Casler even made this fact public on the Donald’s favorite social media platform, Twitter:

Yes, the all-powerful U.S. head of state craps his pants several times a day and has to be changed, like a newborn baby.

Think about it: Would you want someone to know that secret? Probably not, and if you had attorneys on permanent retainer, you could assure it didn’t become public knowledge by demanding a non-disclosure agreement as a stipulation of employment.

Casler’s assertion also matches something from a 2017 article in GQ which speculated that Trump suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS):

“Look, IBS can be a terrible thing to live with, and no one should be made fun of for having it. We’re not making fun of the president here—on the contrary, knowing that POTUS suffers from IBS can (a) redeem a few of his shittier behavioral tics, and (b) serve as a really inspirational story about how you can’t let your gut bring you down. It’s not like we’re suggesting that the president can’t read or anything.”

Donald Trump is a shitty person. And that may well be true in more ways than we ever imagined possible.