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GOP Viral Video WTF?!

Lauren Boebert Decided To Dance At A Nightclub And It’s Worse Than You Can Imagine

Granted, it’s incredibly easy to make fun of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), especially since she provides plenty of material that can be used to mock her and prove just how unfit she is for any job other than perhaps taking out the trash at the nearest Dollar General.

So when you hear that Boebert was caught dancing at a country and western nightclub while out campaigning recently, you might dismiss the idea as unimportant and even trivial.

Until, of course, you see the video.

The video, which was shared by Ron Filipkowski on Twitter, includes this header: “Boebert out clubbing on the campaign trail.”

But that doesn’t do the video justice, as you can see:

Wow! That’s really bad. It’s sad that people who can’t dance seem to have a desire to do so for everyone to see. There ought to be a law.

Also, be sure and note that Boebert chooses to dance with another woman instead of her husband, Jayson. Was he busy flashing his privates at an underage girl, much the same way he did years ago?

The irony of Lauren dancing with a woman cannot be overstated. After all, she’s constantly attacking LGBTQ Americans who date, get married, or adopt children.

Granted, Boebert’s dancing isn’t quite as bad as Elaine’s on “Seinfeld,” but it’s bad enough that she should avoid dancing in public, especially when she’s running for reelection and is on the verge of possibly losing to her Democratic rival, Adam Frisch.

Twitter, however, had a field day with the video and gave Lauren the mocking she so thoroughly deserved.

How sweet it would be if Lauren Bobert loses in November. She’s already lost her restaurant/bar, Shooters, and if she happens to lose her gig as a congresswoman, what in the world will she do to make a buck? Maybe she can start an OnlyFans page for right-wing pervs like Donald Trump.

 

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Social Media WTF?!

Twitter Erupts With Mockery When Kimberly Guilfoyle Says Nancy Pelosi Had ‘Too Much Work Done On Her Face’

In what may well wind up becoming the biggest irony of 2022, former Fox News host and wife-to-be of Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, is making fun of someone’s looks and suggesting that the third most powerful person in Washington has had too much plastic surgery.

Yes, a member of the Trump family is attacking Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), a woman who is more accomplished than all of the Trumps put together.

Even more humiliating for Guilfoyle is the fact that she made her stupid remarks on video and they’ve now been shared with Twitter’s nearly 400 million users worldwide.

Appearing on Newsmax Tuesday evening, Guilfoyle went on a rant, first trashing President Joe Biden and then adding this flourish:

“Pelosi is lying what’s left of her face off.”

Of course, it’s more than bit ironic of Guilfoyle to accuse someone else of having work done on their face when you consider how Kimberly used to look and how she looks now.

Has Guilfoyle had plastic surgery? You decide:

That led ViralSurgery.com to remark:

Kimberly Guilfoyle couldn’t hide from plastic surgery issue. 47-year old Fox News anchor shows clear signs of plastic surgeon’s work. There are several procedures she may have. As many believe, Kimberly Guilfoyle plastic surgery covered procedures facelift, botox and boob job.

We can see result of those procedures in the Before and After picture. Picture above compares her former and recent face appearance. It is easy to tell that Kimberly used to have more natural face. And she looked good with that. However, working in front of camera and being watched by millions of people sure make her concern about her physical appearance.

Problem is, in the “after” photo, Guilfoyle looks like the Joker from the Batman comics.

And then Twitter took over the commentary.

https://twitter.com/CharlesXHawtrey/status/1582569555859165187?s=20&t=vD8zrZ3LfT-1iUY7sh6XTA
 

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Donald Trump Viral Video WTF?!

Trump’s Latest Video Threatens He Will ‘Tear The Sh*t Out Of Everybody’ Who Wronged Him

If you thought you had seen and heard all of the disgusting shit that can possibly come from failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump and those who support him, a video making the rounds on social media today just raised the stakes significantly, suggesting that when he makes his comeback, the disgraced ex-president will “tear the shit out of everybody” and exact his revenge on anyone who has dared to cross him.

According to Mediaite:

Former President Donald Trump posted a video message that suggested he is preparing to “run like the wind” and “tear the shit out of” opponents like Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the January 6 committee.

Trump is still banned from Twitter — for the time being — but on Monday night, he posted a bizarre video message on his own social media platform that suggested he is preparing to take revenge on those who have tormented him.

The video — credited to a meme outfit called The United Spot that trafficks in racist stereotypes for humor — features a series of clips set to audio of this Christopher Walken monologue.

The monologue comes from the 2002 film Poolhall Junkies. Imagine the voice of Walken as you read this:

You got this lion. He’s the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He’s laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move.

Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything.

The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing.

Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that’s in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder.

Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

Here’s the video:

Innocent fun? Just a video? Is there any such thing with a gangster like Trump?

 

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Social Media WTF?!

Ad For MAGA Dating App Is So Incredibly Bad It Has Social Media Roaring With Laughter

The announcement was practically breathless, declaring, “The wait is finally over!”

The wait for what? For MAGA/conservative/right-wing dating app The Right Stuff, which announced itself to the world with an ad so terrible that Twitter can’t stop laughing.

Mediaite notes the seven women who appear in the ad say they really dig that “alpha male vibe.”

One woman says she is interested in a man who is “masculine,” while another wants a right-wing suitor who puts his family first.

“Personally, I like the alpha male vibe,” says one bachelorette looking for love.

Each agreed on one thing: absolutely, positively no Democrats.

The Right Stuff has this to say about what they’re trying to do with their app:

The Right Stuff brings people together with shared values and similar passions. Discover new people while swiping on our fun, full screen experience. Stop sweating the small talk, start with a date in mind. You can respond directly to amazing date ideas or create your own for even more matches.

Shared values? Does that include insurrection, rioting, and Klan rallies?

Women can join the site for free. Men have to pay for the “honor” of joining The Right Stuff, which of course is a direct steal from the title of the famous Tom Wolfe novel about the American space program.

The site also makes it clear it doesn’t want anyone from the LGBTQ community joining its ranks:

“And by the way, those are the only two options, ladies and gentlemen. You’ll start off by building your perfect profile, no pronouns necessary!”

How quaint and bigoted. As you’d expect from those who hate anyone the least bit different than them.

Twitter wasted no time leveling the karma of the new dating app.

https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/1575887368615100423?s=20&t=65xm2wIM7I_ESDT-4dUULg

Hard to decide which is worse, the app or the ad.

 

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Crime Donald Trump Espionage WTF?!

Former FBI Official Believes He Has Proof Trump Moved Classified Documents To Another Location

A former top official with the FBI said Saturday that new photographic evidence seems to suggest disgraced former one-term president Donald Trump deliberately moved classified documents from his Mar-a-Lago resort to his Bedminster golf club just three days after the federal government contacted him about failing to return requested materials.

According to Mediaite:

On Saturday morning, Meidas Touch posted an intriguing video from last year, writing “Video from May 8, 2021 shows Trump boarding a jet from Florida to Bedminster with multiple boxes bearing a strong resemblance to boxes of top secret materials found at Mar-a-Lago. On May 6, NARA had contacted Trump’s team saying documents were missing and may be at Mar-a-Lago.”

That video was taken exactly three days after Trump had been notified he needed to return the documents he had in his possession:

May 6: National Archives and Records Administration contacts Trump’s team to say some high-profile presidential documents appear to be missing. “We know things are very chaotic, as they always are in the course of a one-term transition,” Gary Stern, the agency’s chief counsel writes to Trump lawyers. “But it is absolutely necessary that we obtain and account for all presidential records.”

The resurfaced video led Peter Strzok, a former FBI agent and official, to weigh in on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/petestrzok/status/1568569527113338882?s=20&t=9qVf5R3BWl2uQ-HlfO-ytQ

Then others shared their thoughts on the video and the timing of when those boxes were being moved.

Andrew Weissmann, who served as lead investigator for Special Counsel Robert Mueller during the Russiagate probe, noted:

To paraphrase a line from the classic 1975 film “Jaws,” You’re gonna need a bigger search warrant.