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Roseanne Barr’s Strange Pro-Trump Rap Video Is A Complete Clusterf**k

Former sitcom star Roseanne Barr has been unofficially serving as a fluffer for Sex Offender-in-Chief Donald Trump ever since he was first elected in 2016, and now that the adjudicated rapist is about to take office once again, Barr has released a rap music video that may well be among the most horrific things ever posted online.

The video for the song “Daddy’s Home” first appeared Friday. It features many racist stereotypes, including box braids and oversized gold chains, along with enough “Make America Great Again” baseball caps to fill a warehouse.

And then there’s the lyrics:

“They try to cancel me and say I’m a racist. I got a mean hook, they can’t get me with that jam. Trying to take away my right to go and say this. Well, listen up, ’cause this Granny’s going bad.”

As if that’s not bad enough, Barr also tries to pick a fight with Eminem, who, unlike her, actually has talent.

“Screw Eminem, I’m Roseanne.”

Here’s the video for those brave enough to watch:

Social media rendered its own verdict on Barr’s nightmarish musical stylings.

If “Daddy’s Home” is indicative of the crap we can expect from Trump and his supporters over the next four years, this country is screwed even worse than we feared.

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Donald Trump Elections WTF?!

Coca-Cola Kisses Trump’s A*s – Issues ‘First-Ever Presidential Commemorative Diet Coke Bottle’

It’s a well-known fact that Insurrectionist-in-Chief Donald Trump drinks several Diet Cokes a day, and now his addiction has earned him a massive ass-kiss from Coca-Cola: A special “commemorative Diet Coke bottle” to honor next week’s inauguration of the adjudicated rapist.

Trump campaign spokesperson Margo Martin shared photos on social media of her boss posing with Coca-Cola Company CEO James Quincey and “the first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle.” The bottle includes Trump’s name, the date of his upcoming inauguration, and a picture of the White House.

As you’d expect, Trump supporters were delighted by the commemorative bottle, with many suggesting that the Donald has earned the right to be honored worldwide. However, it’s unclear what exactly he’s accomplished other than being the biggest asshole on the planet.

However, not everyone shared in that same enthusiasm.

Trumps inauguration Its turning into the Worlds biggets ass-licking contest… – quite disgusting… 🤮

— (@mohawk1971.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T08:54:31.892Z

The CEO of Coca-Cola presents Donald Trump with a special Diet Coke bottle to commemorate his presidential inauguration.Well, here’s another reason to drink water…or beer

— Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:12:18.905Z

Boycott Coca-Cola. First, it was AI commercials, and now the CEO is kissing Trump's ass. Trump was awarded a special Coke bottle. Let the company fail.

— Ash (@ashpenflower.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:23:55.943Z

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Donald Trump Economics WTF?!

Trump Calls For Creation Of Agency To Collect Tariffs – Even Though One Already Exists

Proving once more that he doesn’t know a damn thing about the U.S. government or its agencies, Rapist-in-Chief Donald Trump suggested today that an agency should be created that would be in charge of collecting tariffs on goods imported from abroad to the United States.

However, an agency already exists for that purpose.

On social media, Trump posted, “For far too long, we have relied on taxing our Great People using the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Through soft and pathetically weak Trade agreements, the American Economy has delivered growth and prosperity to the World, while taxing ourselves.”

“It is time for that to change,” the sex offender added. “I am today announcing that I will create the EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE to collect our Tariffs, Duties, and all Revenue that come from Foreign sources. We will begin charging those that make money off of us with Trade, and they will start paying, FINALLY, their fair share. January 20, 2025, will be the birth date of the External Revenue Service. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Andrew Feinberg, White House correspondent for The Independent, immediately fact-checked Trump.

“The president-elect appears ignorant of the fact that there’s been an ‘external revenue service’ since July 31, 1789,” Feinberg noted.
“That’s when George Washington signed legislation creating the US Customs Service, the forerunner of what is now [the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Agency].”

Others then joined the debate.

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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Ignores National Tribute To Jimmy Carter – Orders Flags In State Return To ‘Full-Staff’

Having already dishonored the memory of former President Jimmy Carter by sending condolences to his late widow, Rosalynn, Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott decided he’d go for the diss twofer and order that flags in the Lone Star State be raised to full-staff by next Monday, the day of Donald Trump’s inauguration.

President Joe Biden issued a presidential decree on Dec. 29 for a monthlong tribute to Carter. It called for U.S. flags displayed on “all public buildings and grounds, at all military posts and naval stations, and on all naval vessels of the Federal Government in the District of Columbia and throughout the United States and its Territories and possessions” to be flown at half-staff “for a period of 30 days from the day of his death.”

Based on the decree, flags are to be flown at half-staff until January 29, nine days after Trump is sworn in as the 47th president of the United States, which didn’t sit well with Trump, who whined on social media, writing, “The Democrats are all ‘giddy’ about our magnificent American Flag potentially being at ‘half mast’ during my Inauguration. They think it’s so great, and are so happy about it because, in actuality, they don’t love our Country, they only think about themselves.”

Despite the Biden decree, Abbott issued a press release today stating, “Texas continues to mourn with our fellow Americans across the country over the passing of former President Jimmy Carter. President Carter’s steadfast leadership left a lasting legacy that will be felt for generations to come, which together as a nation we honor by displaying flags at half-staff for 30 days. On January 20, our great nation will celebrate our democratic tradition of transferring power to a new President by inaugurating the 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. As we unite our country and usher in this new era of leadership, I ordered all flags to be raised to full-staff at the Texas Capitol and all state buildings for the inauguration of President Trump. While we honor the service of a former President, we must also celebrate the service of an incoming President and the bright future ahead for the United States of America.”

In other words, screw the dead guy. Instead, Texas is going to honor the rapist asshat who has made it clear he has every intention of trying to destroy the United States with his moronic policies.

To hell with Texas. To hell with Greg Abbott. And to hell with Donald Trump.

 

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Donald Trump Foreign Policy GOP Military WTF?!

Vance Suggests Trump May Take Greenland By Force: ‘We Always Have Troops’

According to Vice President-elect J.D. Vance, the United States could easily overtake the nation of Greenland and its natural resources without having to send more members of the U.S. military to accomplish the mission because “we always have troops in Greenland.”

Fox host Shannon Bream asked Vance about Donald Trump’s obsession with the country and if a military invasion was planned to take control of it.

“What’s the deal with Greenland and the Panama Canal?” Bream inquired. “Are we using or considering use of military force in any of those situations?”

“No, look, we don’t have to use military force, Shannon,” Vance responded. “The thing that people always ignore is we already have troops in Greenland.”

“Greenland is really important for America strategically,” he continued. “It has a lot of great natural resources.”

Vance added that his “good friend” Donald Trump Jr. had recently paid a visit to Greenland.

“And you know what they told him?” Vance claimed. “They want to be empowered to develop, the people of Greenland want to be empowered to develop the resources there.”

“We also need to make sure that Greenland is properly cared for from an American security perspective,” he added. “The Danish government has not done a good enough job of securing Greenland.”

“I think there actually is a real opportunity here for us to take leadership, to protect America’s security, to ensure that those incredible natural resources are developed, and that’s what Donald Trump is good at. He’s good at making deals, and I think there’s a deal to be made in Greenland.”

The problem is that Greenland has already made it clear they don’t want to be under the control of the United States. They’re happy being protected by the Danes and aren’t looking for a new suitor.

Despite that, don’t be surprised if Trump does something strategically moronic and gets members of our military killed. After all, everything the tangerine shitgibbon touches dies.