Category: WTF?!

During a Sunday campaign rally in the key battleground state of Pennsylvania, failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump suggested that if any assassins had designs on taking shots at him, they should aim at members of the media covering the event instead.

Pointing out that he is now surrounded by bulletproof ballistic glass when he speaks in public, Trump noted, “And I have a piece of glass over here, and I don’t have a piece of glass there, and I have this piece of glass here. But all we have really over here is the fake news, right?”

“And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news, and I don’t mind that so much,” he continued. “I don’t mind, I don’t mind that.”

The only problem with being surrounded by the protective glass, Trump added, is that it doesn’t “look great on television.”

“No, when you see yourself on television, you say, boy, you’re, you’re really not very recognizable, to be honest with you, which is good.”

Minutes later, Trump claimed he was a “very smart person” because his nonsensical ramblings were all part of his “weave” strategy that only smart people understand.

“You know, now they are saying that was the most brilliant speech is saying it’s a weave. And then what happens is while you’re here, there’s a point having to do with that point. And you go weave, weave, then you come here, then you do another weave, weave, weave.”

“And it’s very complex. But then it gets very simple because it all comes brilliantly and beautifully together. And they actually acknowledge this total genius there.”

Total genius? He’s the dumbest person ever elected to public office in the history of the United States. A block of granite is smarter than Donald Trump.

Donald Trump hates the United States, and he proved it Thursday evening with comments he made during a campaign rally in Tempe, Arizona.

Speaking to his supporters, the disgraced ex-president claimed Vice President Kamala Harris had filled the country with human “garbage” by deliberately orchestrating “an invasion of criminal migrants.”

“When Kamala came in, she dismantled our border and threw open the gates to an invasion of criminal migrants,” Trump angrily declared. “We’re a dumping ground. We’re like a garbage can for the world. That’s what’s happened. That’s what’s happened to our … We’re like a garbage can.”

“It’s the first time I’ve ever said that,” he continued. “Every time I come up and talk about what they’ve done to our country, I get angry and angrier. First time I’ve ever said garbage can, but you know what? It’s a very accurate description.”

This guy wants to be president? Why? If the country is so terrible, why doesn’t he just retire and play golf? Could it be because he knows he’s going to prison if he doesn’t have the blanket of presidential immunity to protect him?

Granted, the United States isn’t perfect. It never has been. After all, we allowed for the ownership of other human beings for nearly 250 years, committed what can only be called genocide against the Native Americans who lived here thousands of years before Europeans ever landed on these shores, and have blood on our hands as a result of supporting numerous dictatorial governments over the centuries.

Trump’s latest remarks were met with anger on social media.