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New Questions Raised About Trump’s Health As Video Shows Him ‘Hiding’ His ‘Bum Leg’

A new video making the rounds on social media has some suggesting that failed former president Donald Trump may have serious health issues that he’s attempting to hide from the voters.

OK Magazine reports that the video set off a wave of comments after it began circulating on Twitter.

“While at the LIV Golf Tournament in Miami, Fla., on Sunday, April 7, the ex-president, 77, was seen doing his signature move — but some people thought he was trying to create a distraction from his leg.”

It does look like Trump might be favoring one leg, which started a discussion of the matter online.

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Jon Stewart Has The Perfect Clapback To Margie Greene’s Latest ‘Godly’ Conspiracy Theories

“Daily Show” host Jon Stewart offered a much-needed antidote to the conspiracy theories being regurgitated by right-wing media outlets and congressional Republicans regarding the solar eclipse that took place Monday across the United States.

Stewart began by tackling the fearmongering that took place on Fox News in connection to the eclipse, where hosts ominously suggested that the four minutes of darkness across Texas could cause havoc at the U.S.-Mexico border, with Fox’s Bill Hemmer saying the eclipse would provide “a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in.”

Stewart countered, “Or they could just wait ’til nighttime.”

“Is there nothing Fox can’t tie to immigration?” he added, wryly mocking: “This here cicada infestation provides perfect cover for Venezuelans.”

And then Stewart turned to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), who had been spreading wild scenarios on social media that the eclipse and last week’s earthquake in New Jersey were “signs” that God wanted the nation to “repent.”

“How do you know? How would you know that that is what God meant,” Stewart asked. “Why would God be so obtuse? Why would he do that? Or she? Why would she? Or how crazy would it be if God insisted on they/them?”

Stewart had another question for loose cannons like Greene who love to try and tell us what God expects from us.

“Is this shit really how God works?”

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MTG’s Main Squeeze: Eclipse May Lead To ‘Infestation Of Locusts’ And The End Of The World

As the solar eclipse reaches its apex this afternoon across the United States, you may want to keep a close eye on the skies for another site: A swarm of locusts. And those may be followed by the end of the world.

That’s the prediction from Brian Glenn, program director for conservative network Right Wing Broadcasting who also happens to be Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) boyfriend.

Glenn made his comments in a frantic video he posted on Twitter in which he warned, “This might be the last normal weekend we have for some time. I mean, we’ve got this solar eclipse on Monday, this very rare solar eclipse, who knows what the fallout from that will be.”

“Plus, that will be combined with several earthquakes, we’ve already seen a few already. Oh, and why not sprinkle in this infestation of locusts that have been dormant for years and all of sudden will attack mankind,” he added.

“And then throw in Joe Biden trying to get into a war with Eye-ran for whatever reason he wants to do that.

“So on that note, have a great weekend. We’ll see you next week. Or maybe NOT.”

The “locusts” Glenn referenced are actually cicadas. Two broods of the insects will emerge this spring. They are harmless and don’t cause the same destructive threat locusts do.

Glenn’s rant was righteously mocked on social media.

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Former DOJ Official Has An Ironic Prediction For The Start Of Trump’s Next Trial

Next Monday, April 15 is one the least favorite days for most Americans: It’s Tax Day, meaning that our tax returns are due to the IRS.

April 15 is also the day that failed former president Donald Trump’s latest criminal trial is set to begin in Manhattan for his alleged hush money payments to Stormy Daniels.

And that, according to former acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal, is the ultimate irony when you consider that Trump has been avoiding payment of his taxes for decades.

Speaking with MSNBC’s Jen Psaki on Sunday, Katyal remarked, “As someone who actually pays his taxes, I’m glad to see April 15th actually having some consequence for Donald Trump.”

Katyal added that Trump’s move to have Judge Juan Merchan recuse himself will fail.

“His legal strategy is first lie, then deny, then delay. And we’re on the delay phase of this. It’s his last-ditch effort.”

In other words, Katyal continued, Trump is about have a very dubious historical first.

“I strongly suspect Donald Trump will be convicted at the end of that trial. That will be the first former president to be convicted criminally.”

Trump’s efforts to short-circuit the pending cases against him will also go nowhere, Katyal predicted.

“Legally, none of this is going anywhere. That’s the beauty of the American criminal justice system: It’s 12 jurors, it’s rules of evidence and the like, and these kinds of nonsense arguments will go nowhere,” he said. “That’s why I suspect he’ll be convicted.”

That includes the classified document case Trump faces, even though the judge in the case was appointed by the disgraced ex-president and has repeatedly ruled in his favor during pre-trial hearings.

“If it does go to trial, he’s gonna be convicted almost certainly there as well.”

A criminal conviction would almost certainly sink Trump’s bid for another term as president.

Just last month, Politico reported on a poll they conducted with Ipsos.

“More than a third of independents said a guilty verdict would make them less likely to support Trump’s candidacy. In a close race, that might matter.”

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Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Playlist Is A Window Into His Strange And Scattered Mind

Music, the old saying goes, soothes the savage beast.

But in the case of failed one-term former president Donald Trump, it seems that music provides insight into the bizarre and troubled mind of the disgraced ex-head of state, not to mention suggesting that his taste in music is a mix of the sublime and the absurd.

Axios recently got access to some of the Donald’s closest friends who hang out with him at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, and they revealed that Trump is fond of switching into his alter ego, “Deejay T.”

As expected, even when he’s spinning tunes, Trump insists on being treated like a potentate.

Whether Trump’s in office or out, there’s an unchanging patio scene at Mar-a-Lago. The regulars all know each other, and feel free to drop by Trump’s table.

  • “There’s sometimes a velvet rope next to Trump’s chair. But it more signifies his throne of honor than keeping anyone away. Members tell him how great he’s doing. He’ll often show them a printout of a poll that shows him as the greatest.”

Donald also controls the volume of the music, which is usually ear-shatteringly loud, perhaps to compensate for the age of him and his guests.

“Trump shakes hands as people pass his table near the front. After dinner, he’ll open his iPad and play the hits. Sometimes it’s so loud that people have trouble talking. He marvels at the sound quality filling the garden.”

And what exactly does the disgraced former president play from that iPad? The playlist may surprise you.

  • It’s Trump’s golden oldies: “Phantom of the Opera” … “Jesus Christ Superstar” … and Elvis, including “Suspicious Minds.” Plus “Hello” by Lionel Ritchie … Guns N’ Roses’ “November Rain” … and the duet by James Brown and Luciano Pavarotti, “It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World.”
  • Sinéad O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares 2 U” is a favorite. REM snuck in a couple of weeks ago. Elton John’s another favorite.

The only bad thing about letting Trump be DJ? He almost never changes any of the songs, which must be maddening for anyone who wants to see some new tunes added to the rotation.

 “He has been playing the same tunes for eight years and never tires of it — even when others beg him to change the station or follow the teleprompter.”

Granted, there’s no accounting for taste when it comes to what we like in music. But Trump’s choices are more than just eclectic. They seem to suggest something darker and more malignant: An unwillingness to change, no matter the consequences.

Oh, and there’s also this, and it has nothing to do with what tunes he spins: The man is an asshole. No matter what you think of his musical preferences, he’s a clear and present danger to the American republic.