April 2021 – Page 2 – Deep Left Field

Bless his coal-black, shrunken heart, Donald Trump Jr. just cannot avoid owning himself as he engages in being a dutiful son/sycophant for a father who couldn’t possibly care less about him and has long ago made it clear that Ivanka is his favorite child that he wanted to have sex with when she was only 13.

According to Junior, his father is far more accomplished in his four failed years as president than the current head of state, Joe Biden.

Don Jr. made his claim on Instagram, because apparently he doesn’t like Twitter now that the platform banned his father for being a lying, traitorous sack of shit:

How pathetic can one person be? Well there’s Don Jr. pathetic and everyone else is in a distant second place.

That was all it took for social media to light up with derision and mockery of Traitor Tot:

Somebody is definitely getting owned here but I’m not sure it’s actually the libs pic.twitter.com/vkCtSvHefC
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 18, 2021

These are the best pictures his oldest spawn could put together?
Seriously.
I mean…
At least half of them were used to make memes, and one was a taken after he teargassed peaceful protesters to pose for a photo with a Bible that wasn’t his in front of a church he didn’t attend. pic.twitter.com/jFUByowBE5
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) April 18, 2021

Ummmmm, how does he not look at these and realize he played himself with a gallery of some of the most ridiculous photos of his dad…..granted, it's a wide universe from which to choose.
— David Gaines, D.M.A. Ⓥ 🇧🇷 🇦🇫 🇺🇦 🏑 (@NatsAndCats) April 18, 2021

Junior is right. It's virtually impossible for Joe Biden to beat Donald in the number of casualties caused by negligence, ignorance and narcissism.
— Jürgen "jkr" Kraus (@jkr_on_the_web) April 18, 2021

There must be millions of photographs of the former guy, many of them perfectly anodyne, but this dude's brain is so addled by memes (or whatever) that he managed to choose nine pictures, at least eight of which are widely known objects of incessant ridicule? And of his own dad?
— Warren Terra (@warren__terra) April 18, 2021

Junior forgot to include these… pic.twitter.com/F2Q9RgAcLh
— Francisco Vives (T.A.F.K.A. Paco Luís ♏ontaña)⚛ (@Franks2ndlife) April 18, 2021

If daddy didn't love him before, imagine how much he wont love junior after seeing the photos the prodigal son published. The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
— DAlef (@danalef) April 18, 2021

It’s going to be so much fun to watch in the months ahead as members of the Trump family start to turn on each other in exchange for a reduced prison sentence.

Sunday evening on “60 Minutes,” Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis was exposed as having potentially broken the law and violated the oath of office he took when he was elected three years ago.

Specifically, CBS News reported that DeSantis allowed wealthy individuals from around the country to jump to the front of the line for COVID-19 vaccines in exchange for money:

“Florida’s rollout started pretty typically. The first doses were given to healthcare workers and nursing home residents in early December. But then, a few weeks later, Gov. Ron DeSantis, breaking from C.D.C. guidelines, announced he would not vaccinate teachers and essential workers next, but instead put ‘seniors first,’ making anyone 65 or over eligible for the vaccine, the first in the country to do that. DeSantis said seniors were at highest risk.”

Sounds good, huh? DeSantis promised he was going to prioritize senior citizens, but then he changed his mind when big money was waved at him:

“The private jets started arriving. Hollywood moguls, New York socialites and tourists from overseas were getting vaccinated in Florida, posting on social media and sparking outrage. Early on, there were no residency requirements to get vaccinated in the state.”

Says Mayor James of West Palm Beach: “But isn’t it funny that these mistakes only happen in communities that have that kind of wealth? They didn’t make a mistake and send a thousand doses to the poorest communities in our county?” https://t.co/gyrW9hYPTg

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) April 4, 2021

Can you imagine what the Department of Justice can do to DeSantis if it’s proven that he sold vaccinations to the highest bidder while others caught coronavirus and died? Between that and the wrongful death civil actions that will be filed, DeSantis could well be looking at leaving the state of Florida flat broke and himself under criminal indictment.

DeSantis was once considered a leading contender for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination. But he’ll be lucky to get elected dog catcher now that this latest scandal has exposed his reckless actions.