In an apparent attempt to troll everyone who has ever wronged him (and it’s not even Festivus!), failed, one-term former President Donald Trump decided he’d try and get revenge for being summarily rejected by the majority of American voters by venting his spleen on Father’s Day, which he should be spending with his family, most of whom probably despise him.
Since he no longer has a Facebook or Twitter account, Trump is now relegated to issuing wannabe press releases to the media in a desperate attempt to pretend he’s still in charge of something.
Here’s the Father’s Day 2021 message from Donnie:
How ironic that the only man in U.S history to ever be impeached twice and who lost overwhelmingly a few months ago is calling others “losers.” That’s textbook psychological projection.
And when you compare the message from President Joe Biden to Trump’s venomous post, it becomes clear why Biden beat the shit out of his predecessor in the White House:
That’s why Biden won: Decency and honor. Two things Donald Trump has never and will never possess.
If you haven’t seen failed, one-term former President Donald Trump lately, then you may not be aware of just how badly he’s deteriorated — mentally and physically — since he left office five months ago.
Take, for example, the speech he gave to the North Carolina GOP, where he slurred words, looked exhausted, and even appeared to be wearing his pants backwards:
And now we have one of Trump’s “video statements” which was released recently. As you can tell in the video, Trump is going on endlessly about contractors, though most of what he says is just babbling.
But what’s even stranger than the words is the fact that Trump cannot seem to open his eyes. It’s as if he’s reading a script that’s printed on the underside of his eyelids. Check this out:
WTF is going on with that?!
Fortunately we didn’t have to wait long before the internet provided all sorts of theories and commentary on Donnie:
Donnie’s family needs to look for an assisted living facility for the crazy ex-POTUS. ASAP.
For some reason known only to her, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) seems to have a pathological need to repeatedly humiliate herself by posting incredibly vapid and moronic crap on social media where the entire world can see her stupidity and laugh.
Such is the case with a bizarre tweet Boebert sent out Saturday afternoon shortly after President Joe Biden spoke at the end of the G7 summit in Great Britain. Biden has repeatedly said he will be taking a harder line with China, which prompted this head-scratching take from the Colorado congresswoman:
China looks like Germany in the 1930s? What in the actual hell does that even mean?!
The mockery began and went on for hours. Take a look:
Here’s a free tip for Lauren Boebert: Delete your Twitter account, resign from Congress, and go live in a cave.
We’ve all known for some time that failed, one-term former President Donald Trump isn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, but something he said Monday morning during a phone interview with Fox Business host Stuart Varney may well go down on the Annals of Trump as one of the most absurd things ever uttered by a human being in the 21st Century.
Varney asked Trump how he thought the United States could best respond to cyberattacks such as the ones recently perpetuated by Russian hackers against the Colonial Pipeline and JBS Foods. The ex-president replied:
Trump then complained that “young people… can’t walk without computers,” adding:
Seconds later, however, Trump proved that he knows diddly about anything related to cybersecurity, telling Varney:
Yeah, good luck with that! Varney and a team of computer experts could “explain” the process to Donald for hours and he still wouldn’t have a clue.
Varney told Trump:
That led Trump down another mental rabbit hole as he blathered:
Though it may be hard to believe, it’s quite obvious that Donald Trump has gotten significantly dumber since he left office. At this rate, by the end of the summer, he’ll be drooling on himself and demanding that someone bring him an abacus so he can attempt to count his fingers.
Perhaps you thought Fox News couldn’t possibly get any lower or more disgusting, If so, then you might be interested to know that Fox host Greg Gutfeld is actually saying he hopes Russian President Vladimir Putin kills President Joe Biden when they meet for a summit on June 16 in Geneva.
During a discussion of recent cyber attacks by Russian entities on the United States according to Crooks and Liars, most of the co-hosts said Biden should refuse to meet with Putin, even though they had no problem with failed, one-term former President Donald Trump doing so and kissing Putin’s butt every chance he got.
Co-host Dagen McDowell was adamant, insisting that meeting with Russia was a gift that Biden should refuse to grant Putin.
That’s when Gutfeld spoke up, proudly declaring:
The director of the show immediately cut to a commercial, but Gutfeld never said he was kidding or clarified what he had wished for. And worst of all, he still hasn’t been taken off the air and fired!
If nothing else, Gutfeld should get a visit from the Secret Service and have the shit scared out of him.
UPDATE: Jessica Ketner of the Fox News media relations department insists Gutfeld wasn’t referring to Putin killing Biden:
“Greg does not suggest Putin may kill President Biden. Greg said Putin could have the hackers killed.”