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Lauren Boebert Decided To Dance At A Nightclub And It’s Worse Than You Can Imagine

Granted, it’s incredibly easy to make fun of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), especially since she provides plenty of material that can be used to mock her and prove just how unfit she is for any job other than perhaps taking out the trash at the nearest Dollar General.

So when you hear that Boebert was caught dancing at a country and western nightclub while out campaigning recently, you might dismiss the idea as unimportant and even trivial.

Until, of course, you see the video.

The video, which was shared by Ron Filipkowski on Twitter, includes this header: “Boebert out clubbing on the campaign trail.”

But that doesn’t do the video justice, as you can see:

Wow! That’s really bad. It’s sad that people who can’t dance seem to have a desire to do so for everyone to see. There ought to be a law.

Also, be sure and note that Boebert chooses to dance with another woman instead of her husband, Jayson. Was he busy flashing his privates at an underage girl, much the same way he did years ago?

The irony of Lauren dancing with a woman cannot be overstated. After all, she’s constantly attacking LGBTQ Americans who date, get married, or adopt children.

Granted, Boebert’s dancing isn’t quite as bad as Elaine’s on “Seinfeld,” but it’s bad enough that she should avoid dancing in public, especially when she’s running for reelection and is on the verge of possibly losing to her Democratic rival, Adam Frisch.

Twitter, however, had a field day with the video and gave Lauren the mocking she so thoroughly deserved.

How sweet it would be if Lauren Bobert loses in November. She’s already lost her restaurant/bar, Shooters, and if she happens to lose her gig as a congresswoman, what in the world will she do to make a buck? Maybe she can start an OnlyFans page for right-wing pervs like Donald Trump.

 

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Social Media WTF?!

Twitter Erupts With Mockery When Kimberly Guilfoyle Says Nancy Pelosi Had ‘Too Much Work Done On Her Face’

In what may well wind up becoming the biggest irony of 2022, former Fox News host and wife-to-be of Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, is making fun of someone’s looks and suggesting that the third most powerful person in Washington has had too much plastic surgery.

Yes, a member of the Trump family is attacking Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), a woman who is more accomplished than all of the Trumps put together.

Even more humiliating for Guilfoyle is the fact that she made her stupid remarks on video and they’ve now been shared with Twitter’s nearly 400 million users worldwide.

Appearing on Newsmax Tuesday evening, Guilfoyle went on a rant, first trashing President Joe Biden and then adding this flourish:

“Pelosi is lying what’s left of her face off.”

Of course, it’s more than bit ironic of Guilfoyle to accuse someone else of having work done on their face when you consider how Kimberly used to look and how she looks now.

Has Guilfoyle had plastic surgery? You decide:

That led ViralSurgery.com to remark:

Kimberly Guilfoyle couldn’t hide from plastic surgery issue. 47-year old Fox News anchor shows clear signs of plastic surgeon’s work. There are several procedures she may have. As many believe, Kimberly Guilfoyle plastic surgery covered procedures facelift, botox and boob job.

We can see result of those procedures in the Before and After picture. Picture above compares her former and recent face appearance. It is easy to tell that Kimberly used to have more natural face. And she looked good with that. However, working in front of camera and being watched by millions of people sure make her concern about her physical appearance.

Problem is, in the “after” photo, Guilfoyle looks like the Joker from the Batman comics.

And then Twitter took over the commentary.

https://twitter.com/CharlesXHawtrey/status/1582569555859165187?s=20&t=vD8zrZ3LfT-1iUY7sh6XTA
 

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Donald Trump Viral Video WTF?!

Trump’s Latest Video Threatens He Will ‘Tear The Sh*t Out Of Everybody’ Who Wronged Him

If you thought you had seen and heard all of the disgusting shit that can possibly come from failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump and those who support him, a video making the rounds on social media today just raised the stakes significantly, suggesting that when he makes his comeback, the disgraced ex-president will “tear the shit out of everybody” and exact his revenge on anyone who has dared to cross him.

According to Mediaite:

Former President Donald Trump posted a video message that suggested he is preparing to “run like the wind” and “tear the shit out of” opponents like Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the January 6 committee.

Trump is still banned from Twitter — for the time being — but on Monday night, he posted a bizarre video message on his own social media platform that suggested he is preparing to take revenge on those who have tormented him.

The video — credited to a meme outfit called The United Spot that trafficks in racist stereotypes for humor — features a series of clips set to audio of this Christopher Walken monologue.

The monologue comes from the 2002 film Poolhall Junkies. Imagine the voice of Walken as you read this:

You got this lion. He’s the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He’s laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move.

Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything.

The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing.

Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that’s in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder.

Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

Here’s the video:

Innocent fun? Just a video? Is there any such thing with a gangster like Trump?

 

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Crime Donald Trump Espionage

FBI Source In Trump Classified Document Investigation Shot And Left For Dead

It sounds like something from a James Bond film, but it actually took place in Québec.

According to Radio Canada:

Provincial police have arrested a man in connection with the shooting in the parking lot of a hotel complex in Estérel, Que. on Friday, about 100 kilometres north of Montreal in the Laurentians.

The man, 53, is expected to appear by video conference at the St-Jérôme courthouse Sunday or Monday. 

Valeriy Tarasenko was injured during the shooting, according to Estérel Mayor Frank Pappas and Radio-Canada’s police sources. He is being treated in hospital for serious, but non-life-threatening injuries, police say.

Pretty routine so far, until you find out that Valeriy Tarasenko had ties to a woman who pretended to be an heiress to the Rothschild fortune so she could gain access to Mar-a-Lago, the Palm Beach resort owned by failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump.

Mar-a-Lago, of course, has been the focus of attention from the FBI and U.S. Department of Justice since a search warrant was served there on August 8, unearthing hundreds of classified and top secret documents that the ex-president illegally removed from the White House.

And then there’s the woman who pretended to be someone else. Her name is Inna Yashchyshyn, and she thought it would be cool to take on a new identity so she could mingle with the rich and famous (or in some cases infamous) at Mar-a-Lago.

It was initially reported that Yashchyshyn was Russian, setting off alarm bells and suggestions that she might be working as a spy for the Kremlin. But she denies denies any such motive, telling The New York Post in September:

“What boils my blood most is people even thinking I’m Russian or a Russian agent,” she said in a phone interview, refusing to disclose her current location for fear of reprisals. “Russian people don’t exist to me since they invaded my country and killed my family and took homes.”

Not strange enough? Well, there’s another twist, and it’s a doozy:

In the months before the shooting, Mr. Tarasenko met with the FBI and turned over a host of documents and photos tied to an investigation into Ms. Yashchyshyn, her trips to the former president’s estate, and businesses she formed – two with Mr. Tarasenko – over the past seven years, records and interviews show.

Tarasenko was an FBI source. Was he one of the people who suspected Trump had classified information at Mar-a-Lago and reported it? If so, does that mean that either Trump or those close to him tried to have Tarasenko killed? Or was that done by Russian assassins?

Just when we thought the secret document scandal had reached the apex of bizarre, it takes a new turn that suggests more is yet to come.

 

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Donald Trump Trump Supporters

Trump Cultist At Nevada Rally Proudly Declares Her ‘Love’ For Vladimir Putin

Failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is holding one of his Nuremberg-style rallies in Minden, Nevada, this evening, and judging by some of the attendees who spoke to the media, it’s safe to say that Trump supporters are a disgusting mix of hatred and anti-American sentiment, despite what they want you to believe.

One of those supporters was at the front of the line, waiting to be allowed into the venue. She’s what they refer to in Trumpworld as a “Front Row Joe.” These are Trumpers who are so maniacally devoted to the disgraced ex-president that they travel thousands of miles from their homes just so they can attend his rallies.

And yet they swear they’re not members of a cult.

Right Side Broadcasting was speaking with rally attendees, and they happened upon one woman wearing a sweatshirt that read “fake news is the virus.”

But it was what this unidentified woman had to say that’s most disturbing and disgusting.

“I love Putin. He’s a good, good president. Number two after president one, number two. I love him.”

Not terrible enough? Another lady claimed that Donald Trump is the nicest man in the world, making it sound as if she was referring to the messiah.

“I love him. He’s the kindest, gentlest man. He’s not a bully, like they try to say he’s mean. Just look at his children – they don’t smoke, they don’t drink. I mean, he did something right.”

His children don’t drink or smoke, but it sure as hell appears the oldest, Donald Trump Jr., is using some sort of substance, and it’s probably one that rhymes with coke.

These people need help, but they’re too damn entranced to know it. They need deprogramming, but they think the rest of us are the ones in a trance.