For some reason known only to him, failed one-term former president Donald Trump decided he’d start discussing the subject of magnets and how they work during a Friday campaign rally in Iowa.
In a video shared on Twitter/X, the disgraced ex-head of state tells supporters, “They had an almost billion-dollar cost over on the magnetic elevators. Think of it. Magnets. Now, all I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets. That’s the end of the magnets.”
Trump: All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets pic.twitter.com/TopK4BRsOq
As a matter of fact, water is almost completely non-magnetic, so magnets work underwater the same as they do in air or in a vacuum. Cold water has absolutely no effect on the field or on the magnet. Hot water, however, can reduce the strength of the magnet and therefore potentially weaken the magnetic field.
As several people pointed out, Trump continues to show signs of serious cognitive decay.
It’s a given that failed former president Donald Trump will go to virtually any lengths to stir his fanatical supporters — many of whom claim to be “Christians” — even though their rabid hatred of anyone the least bit different (i.e. darker skin tone or sexual orientation) certainly doesn’t comport with what Jesus taught regarding loving others.
But a video the disgraced ex-president shared on his financially-strapped Truth Social site may well turn out to be the most disgusting thing he’s ever posted online. And while it should completely alienate his support among evangelical Christians, it’s probably won’t.
The video, according to Mediaite, is an updated version of the “So God Made a Farmer” video made famous by radio host Paul Harvey. Here’s the original:
Trump’s remake, however, suggests that he’s the savior sent to save the world, which is odd since that was supposed to be Christ’s job.
The video begins with this narration:
“And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.”
“God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.”
Work all day? That’s a good one! Dotard Don has never “worked” a day in his damn life.
But wait. It gets even more absurd, with the narrator intoning:
“I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.”
“I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.”
Someone get me a barf bag. I’m gonna be sick.
The video concludes with this flourish:
“God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.”
Attend church on Sunday? Problem is, Donald Trump NEVER attends church and never has. He just likes to pretend he’s a believer because it helps obscure the fact that he’s been accused of sexual assault by 26 different women, bragged that he gets off by grabbing women “by the pussy,” and admitted that he had sexual urges for his own daughter, Ivanka when she was only 13.
Here’s Trump’s video, which is deserving of being struck by lightning from above:
This tracks the messaging that comes from his rally stages from pastors – that God has chosen Trump to battle the Deep State. This is also a ripoff of the ad Casey Desantis made for Ron’s reelection campaign. This also says Trump goes to church on Sundays when he never goes. pic.twitter.com/OFcBsk5w3W
God made Trump? Definitely NOT a cult or anything. What’s next? Everyone going to shave their heads, wear comfortable jogging suits, Matching Nike shoes, and lay down for a nice long nap?
Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert wants us to believe that reason she recently had to change congressional districts is because Hollywood celebrities like Barbra Streisand and Ryan Reynolds.
Business Insider reports that Boebert made her comments during an appearance on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast.
“We have to shut down the Hollywood elites who are trying to buy my current district,” Boebert began, adding:
“There has been close to $10 million poured into this district to buy this seat. Colorado’s 3rd District is not for sale.”
Next came mention of Streisand and Reynolds.
“When you have Barbra Streisand coming in and donating to the Democrat, when you have Ryan Reynolds coming in and donating to the Democrat, it shows you that Hollywood is trying to buy their way into Congress.”
Boebert made similar comments in November, posting on Twitter/X:
With the end-of-month deadline upon us, I'm asking each and every one of you for help ensuring my campaign has the resources to win.
If we lose Colorado's 3rd District, the House is in MAJOR jeopardy of falling into Democrat hands.
According to the Federal Election Commission (FEC), Streisand and Reynolds have each donated $1,500 to help defeat Boebert.
Just last week, Boebert formally announced she would be running in Colorado’s 4th Congressional District. It’s considered to be more conservative than the 3rd District which she currently represents.
Additionally, Boebert’s Democratic opponent in District 3, Adam Frisch is dramatically outpacing her in fundraising, which is the key to a successful campaign.
Frisch raised a staggering $7.7 million, according to FEC reports. Boebert has only been able to muster $2.4 million in political contributions.
Actor John Schneider is best known for playing the role of Bo Duke on the TV series “The Dukes of Hazzard,” which ran on CBS from 1979 to 1985.
But Schneider may soon be getting a visit from the FBI and Secret Service for a posting me made on Twitter in response to a tweet from President Joe Biden in which he called for Biden to be “publicly hung” along with his son, Hunter.
The president’s tweet was about failed former president Donald Trump.
” Trump poses many threats to our country: The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America’s standing in the world.”
“But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy. If we lose that, we lose everything,”
That led Schneider to reply:
“Mr. President, I believe you are guilty of treason and should be publicly hung. Your son too. Your response is..? Sincerely, John Schneider.”
Schneider has now deleted the tweet, but not before many social media users took screenshots of his disgusting threat against the Bidens.
If there’s any justice in the world, the washed-up actor will wind up even more irrelevant than he already is.
Speaking in Iowa Wednesday, failed one-term, twice-impeached, and multiply-indicted ex-president Donald Trump claimed that the former White House physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson, once told him that he was “healthier” than former President Barack Obama.
William Vaillancourt reports for The Daily Beast that Trump also bragged about his overall mental and physical fitness for office.
“I just took a physical, you’ll be happy to hear… I passed with flying colors. And I took a cognitive exam. I said, ‘Doctor, give me anything you want. I want to take it,’” Trump said, apparently referencing a letter his doctor released in September stating that he had conducted an exam on the 13th of that month.
Like nearly everything Trump says, that’s not completely true.
Dr. Bruce Aronwald, who wrote a short letter regarding Trump’s health, said the former head of state’s cognitive scores were “exceptional” and physically Donald is “well within the normal range.” However, there was no report of what Trump weighed, his blood pressure, cholesterol level, or the medications he may be taking. In other words, it wasn’t exactly a very thorough report, and that’s intentional.
While speaking in Iowa, Trump also claimed that President Joe Biden is cognitively impaired.
But it was what the disgraced former president said when he compared himself to Obama that drew the most attention.
“He (Jackson) was Obama’s doctor, too, by the way. I said, ‘Who’s healthier?’ He said, ‘Sir, there’s no contest,’” Trump asserted. “I won’t tell you the answer, but you know the answer, OK? It was me.”
While he was at it, Trump added this tidbit about Jackson: “He said, ‘If he didn’t eat junk food, he’d live to 200 years old.’ That’s my kind of a doctor.”
Should he happen to decline mentally or physically, Trump continued, he’ll know immediately.
“I’ll be the first to know.”
“But I feel that right now I’m sharper than I was 20 years ago, and I don’t know why,” he maintained. “It’s a funny thing, and it’s a very minor thing, but I’m a much better golfer than I was 10 or 15 years ago. It means something, you know? It means something in a certain way.”
Maybe instead of locking Trump up in prison, we need to consider putting him in a straitjacket and letting him live out the rest of his life in a rubber room.
