Something very strange happened Friday evening at the rally failed, one-term former president Donald Trump held in Wilmington, North Carolina.
During his speech (which seemed to go on forever), it sounded like the disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president said that he and his supporters “have to keep our country gay.”
According to Mediaite, the remark was clearly a mistake.
“To stop the destruction of our country and save the American dream, you must vote Republican. Joe Biden and the Democrat arsonists do not care one bit about the pain and suffering they’re causing you or your family or our once great country. Remember, I was going to say, was going to use an expression, ‘We have to keep our country gay,’ but it’s not… I mean, for some reason, it’s just not great anymore. And we can name those reasons. And we’re going to discuss them tonight.”
Disgraced, failed, twice-impeached, one-term former president Donald Trump held one of his pathetic rallies on Saturday night in Youngstown, Ohio, and the people who spoke before he took the stage were in many ways more entertaining than the ex-president, who seems to give the same hackneyed speech these days.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) made an appearance, as did Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH), and it was Jordan who wound up being the laughingstock of the evening, not for what he said, but how he looked while he was saying it.
They brought out a box for Greene to stand on. Not sure if they took it away before Jordan came to speak pic.twitter.com/4S5nGBzWLK
Damn! They couldn’t afford a crate or small box for Jimbo to stand on? Granted, we knew he was short, but he appears downright infantile, nearly disappearing beneath the microphone.
That was all it took for Twitter to explode with laughter. Take a look:
@Jim_Jordan you're just a lil feller aren't ya. It all makes sense now. The dramatics, yelling, vitriol. You're an angry man because you're a tiny lil sucker. https://t.co/BYgt5mpxX3
Now, if only someone with audio editing software could pitch up his voice so he sounds like he sucked a helium tank dry before going onstage. 😏🤣 https://t.co/ZDiCiAZxHu
Last night in Ohio, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump was in full madman mode, angrily attacking anything and everything he could think of, leading some to suggest he was under the influence of stimulants.
He spoke at length about the aptitude test he “aced” while he was in office, claiming he got tired of people calling him stupid so he went to “Doc Ronny” (former White House doctor and current Texas Rep. Ronny Jackson) to ask if there was any way he could prove to America he wasn’t a moron. “I have great heritage,” Trump said, “an uncle who was a great, great genius, a father who was a genius.” Jackson suggested an aptitude test, “an X test,” but warned Trump that it could be embarrassing if he didn’t pass it. Trump says he was unfazed:
“GIMME THAT TEST, DOC RONNY!”
Trump: I said.., I don’t like being called stupid. Is there a test I can take to prove to these radical left maniacs that I’m much smarter than them? And he said “Sir, there is a test. It’s called an X test” pic.twitter.com/JGVklls9ci
Trump’s narcissism and paranoia were also on full display:
Trump at one point changed gears in the middle of making a point because he caught a glimpse of himself on a screen. “What a handsome president,” he said. He noted how he asks Melania how he looks on TV after rallies, particularly about the status of his hair, leading to one of several rants about how the TV cameras never show the size of his crowds. He also claimed the cameras turn off whenever he starts talking about the 2020 election. “Even now as I speak, two of the lights just went off,” he lied at one point. “This is communism. This is the beginning of communism.”
But perhaps worst of all was what happened once the obese dotard had finished speaking: He began dancing.
Yes, you read that correctly: A man with no sense of rhythm and complete lack of musical talent began doing what appeared to be a dance, and it was God awful. Take a look:
As an aside… I think they needed a few more flags. I’m not sure the whole “I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA BECAUSE I HAVE ALL THE FLAGS IN THE HISTORY OF FLAGS YOU CAN SEE THIS ONE FROM SPACE” thing is really coming through. 🧐