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Republican Congressman Humiliates Himself By Tweeting Out Bizarre Altered Image Of JD Vance

If you thought the adoring cultlike behavior many in the GOP exhibit toward failed former president Donald Trump was creepy, it now looks as if some in the MAGA cult are applying the same godlike fawning to Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), who is Trump’s running mate in the 2024 race for the White House.

Rep. Mike Collins (R-GA) was so delighted by Vance’s performance in Tuesday evening’s vice presidential debate that he decided it’d be a great idea to share an image of the Ohio senator with some minor facial modifications, according to HuffPost.

If you compare actual photos of Vance to the altered one, you can tell that his jawline has been sharpened and the color of his beard darkened. Here’s a side-by-side comparison:

The second photo also gives Vance some definite Damien Thorn vibes, a la “The Omen.” Imagining the Ohio Republican as the antichrist isn’t exactly a stretch when you consider that he wants to take away women’s reproductive rights and impose all sorts of new draconian laws on Americans.

It wasn’t long before social media took over and Collins was mocked for his posting.

How long do you suppose it’ll be until Republicans start comparing Vance to Jesus?

 

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Mark Cuban Fact-Checks Elon Musk’s Latest Lie By Using Musk’s Own Technology Against Him

Billionaire entrepreneurs Mark Cuban and Elon Musk got into a dispute on social media over the issue of immigration. When the dust cleared, it turned out that Musk’s own AI technology exposed him and his lies.

The dispute between Cuban and Musk began when the Twitter CEO declared that the “only way to save” American democracy from immigrants, posting, “Very few Americans realize that, if Trump is NOT elected, this will be the last election.”

Musk added that Democrats are flying immigrants “directly into swing states” who are then “fast-tracked to citizenship” to help liberals win the 2024 election.

As HuffPost notes, the government’s immigration statistics prove that Musk is full of crap.

Noncitizens must first spend at least five years as a lawful permanent resident before they’re typically eligible for naturalization, meaning Musk’s conspiracy would have had to begin during the Trump administration to bear any meaningful fruit. (The median number of years in the U.S. for citizens naturalized in 2023 was actually longer: seven years.)

And according to the Department of Homeland Security, the top 10 states where people who were naturalized last year reside are: California (not a swing state), Texas (not a swing state), Florida (not really), New York (absolutely not), New Jersey (also solidly blue), Illinois (nuh-uh), Washington (try again), Pennsylvania (the only one), Massachusetts (blue) and Virginia (debatable).

Cuban saw Musk’s disgusting post and decided he’d employ Musk’s supposedly “anti-woke” AI chatbot, Grok, to take him to school on the issue of immigration.

“Hey [Elon Musk], truly appreciate the work you have done with [Grok].” Cuban replied to Musk It’s a great way to factcheck you.”

According to Grok, Musk’s claim “contains exaggerated claims and speculative fears rather than factual analysis,” and was “presented in an alarmist and overly deterministic manner.”

Cuban also had a warning for Musk regarding his support of Donald Trump.

“Elon, there will come a time when you need something from Donald Trump,” he wrote. “You will think you will have earned the right to ask and receive. You have been a loyal, faithful soldier for him. You have supported him politically with 10s of millions of dollars.

“Then, at the point you need him the most, you will find out what so many before you have learned, his loyalty is only to himself.”

Game, set, and match Mark Cuban. Thank you for proving that Elon Musk is the one who needs to be deported back to his home country of South Africa. That would go a long way to making America great again.

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Margie Greene’s Main Squeeze Mocked For Giving Off ‘Major Karen Vibes’ With Online Restaurant Review

Brian Glenn is an on-air “journalist” for the right-wing Real America’s Voice network, and he’s absolutely furious that a restaurant refused him multiple visits to their salad bar.

Glenn — who is also known as Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) boyfriend — got very upset with Jason’s Deli in Wilmington, North Carolina, which he visited while attending a campaign rally for failed one-term president Donald Trump on Saturday.

“When did Jason’s Deli start just doing one trip to the salad bar?” Glenn whined in an online video. “Just one. It’s a big plate, a big bowl. But just one time. They told me it’s after COVID. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been to Jason’s Deli and I have gotten multiple salads, over and over and over. Anyway, let me know what you think.”

That was all it took for social media to light up with mockery, with some noting that Glenn’s post gave off “major Karen vibes.” Here’s a sampling of the online reaction.

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Twitter Reacts With Horror After Trump Gives Cheap ‘Gift’ To Child With Rare Brain Disorder

Earlier this week, failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump held a campaign rally in Uniondale, New York, where he suggested that he would win the state, even though it hasn’t given its electoral votes to a Republican presidential candidate since 1984, when Ronald Reagan was reelected in a landslide.

While he was in Uniondale, Trump also met with an 8-year-old boy named Liam who is suffering from a rare brain disorder and growth hormone deficiency.

Before meeting with Liam, the disgraced ex-president had written a letter to the boy:

Dear Liam,

Happy birthday, Mrs. Trump, and I hope you enjoy this special occasion surrounded by the love of your family and friends.

We are so encouraged by the strength and determination you have shown throughout your life and send our love and best wishes to you as you continue to fight. Remember you are never alone, and we are keeping you in our thoughts and prayers for continued care and good health. May God bless you and your family, stay strong.

Sincerely,

Donald Trump

Trump then met with Liam and his family, according to One America News, and promised he had a wonderful gift for him.

“I’m supposed to be on that stage, but that doesn’t matter because I got you the best present,” Trump said. “This is the best present you’ll ever have.”

The Republican then handed Liam a box and said “in there is real good stuff.”

Trump then thanked the boy and his family for coming to the rally and for supporting him.

“We’re gonna have that picture for life, you and I,” Trump told Liam after taking a photo.

So what was the present? Was it an all-expenses paid trip to Walt Disney World? Was it a nice check to help defray some of the family’s medical expenses? Hell, was it even a ticket to the local zoo so the kid could go see the animals?

No. It was a fucking cheap-ass MAGA cap signed by Donald Douchebag, probably made in China and worth about ten bucks.

The video set off a wave of revulsion and ridicule on Twitter.

Next time, maybe Donnie can gift another kid some autographed photos of him hanging out with the late sex abuser Jeffrey Epstein. Afterwards, Trump can take the kid out for ice cream and regale him with tales of how he grabs women by their genitals.

 

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Social Media Erupts With Mockery After Melania Says She ‘Stands Proudly’ Behind Her Nude Modeling Work

Former first lady Melania Trump wants us all to know that while some have tried to mock her for doing nude modeling work when she was younger, she’s very proud of the fact that she took her clothes off for the world to see.

In a video she posted on social media, Melania suggested that her nude photo shoots were comparable to Michelangelo’s famous “David” sculpture and other works of art.

“Why do I stand proudly behind my nude modeling work?” Melania asks. “The more pressing question is why has the media chosen to scrutinize my celebration of the human form in a fashion photo shoot?”

“Throughout history, master artists have revered the human shape, evoking profound emotions and admiration,” she continued. “We should honor our bodies and embrace the timeless tradition of using art as a powerful means of self-expression.”

So Melania wants us to know that she had a right to expose her body “artfully,” but she also supports her husband’s policies to take away a woman’s right to control her reproductive decisions? Wow! That’s some powerful hypocrisy.

Fortunately, Mrs. Trump got the mockery and ridicule she so richly deserved for her bullshit posting.