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Matt Gaetz’s Debut On A Right-Wing Network Has People Asking WTF Happened To His Face

Former Florida Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz, who recently resigned from the House of Representatives after allegedly having sex with underage girls and paying them for their silence, has a new show on right-wing One America News Network (OANN) that debuted Thursday evening.

Yes, it’s odd that OANN would want to associate itself with someone as controversial as Gaetz, but as we’ve learned in the Age of Trump, sex scandals aren’t a deal breaker for conservative hypocrites and their ilk.

 

However, it was the way Gaetz looked that drew the attention of many on social media.

Is that face, or a Halloween mask? If it’s the latter, Halloween was two months ago.

Could it be that Matt got some plastic surgery? Or does the makeup department at OANN consist of a former Earl Scheib employee who got fired for being utterly incompetent?

 

Either way, the “new” Matt Gaetz was viciously mocked on social media.

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Ethics Report: ‘Prostitution, Statutory Rape, Illegal Drug Use’ By Matt Gaetz

Former GOP Congressman Matt Gaetz of Florida allegedly engaged in several illegal activities, including drug use, prostitution, and statutory rape, according to the draft of a report from the House Ethics Committee that has not yet been made public.

CBS News reports, “The Committee determined there is substantial evidence that Representative Gaetz violated House Rules and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, impermissible gifts, special favors or privileges, and obstruction of Congress.”

One of the most explosive allegations details a 2018 trip the Florida Republican made to the Bahamas where he reportedly had a drug-soaked party with at least four women.

“From 2017 to 2020, Representative Gaetz made tens of thousands of dollars in payments to women that the Committee determined were likely in connection with sexual activity and/or drug use,” noted the report, which lists payments totaling more than $90,000 to 12 different women.

The committee said it also received testimony that at a 2017 party, Gaetz twice had sex with “Victim A,” who was 17 years old at the time and had just completed her junior year in high school.

“Victim A recalled receiving $400 in cash from Representative Gaetz that evening, which she understood to be payment for sex,” the committee wrote. “Victim A said that she did not inform Representative Gaetz that she was under 18 at the time, nor did he ask her age.”

Drugs are a constant theme at the parties Gaetz was a part of. So much so that some of the women who were present at them said later they could only recall portions of what happened because they had been so loaded.

The report noted that while all the women who testified said the sexual encounters with Gaetz were consensual, one woman told the committee the use of drugs at the parties and events they attended may have “impair[ed their] ability to really know what was going on or fully consent.”

Gaetz resigned from Congress in November after Donald Trump said he planned to nominate him as the next attorney general. After pushback from Republicans, Gaetz withdrew his name for consideration.

It remains to be seen is if Gaetz will ever face legal consequences for his behavior, especially since he has hinted he may seek office in Florida, either as governor or U.S. Senator from the Sunshine State.

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Matt Gaetz’s New Gig Is Guaranteed To Make You Cringe

Now that he’s no longer in Congress and has been forced to withdraw his name for consideration as Donald Trump’s next attorney general, Matt Gaetz is trying to make a few bucks to help support his vices (i.e. paying underage girls to remain silent after he sleeps with them).

But the only paying gig Matty could find turns out to be so cringe-inducing that the internet hasn’t stopped laughing.

So if you have a few hundred bucks sitting around, you can give it to Gaetz and he’ll make a video for you on Cameo, according to NBC News.

There, he’s been doling out paid holiday wishes, marriage congratulations and career pep talks. As of Sunday night, Gaetz is charging a minimum of $550 per video, which so far have averaged about a minute and a half in length.

“I served in Congress,” his Cameo page reads, alluding to his recent resignation and subsequent announcement that he does not plan to retake his House seat. “Trump nominated me to be US Attorney General (that didn’t work out). Once I fired the House Speaker.”

Not long after he announced his Cameo deal, the mockery began.

Matt Gaetz is on Cameo now?Eeewwwww.

— JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) 2024-11-24T23:11:29.324Z

From attorney general nominee to cameo star in less than a week, the Matt Gaetz story.

— Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) 2024-11-24T21:19:22.143Z

Do NOT give Matt Gaetz Cameo money for ANY reasonDo NOT give Matt Gaetz Cameo money for ANY reasonDo NOT give Matt Gaetz Cameo money for ANY reasonDo NOT give Matt Gaetz Cameo money for ANY reasonDo NOT give Matt Gaetz Cameo money for ANY reasonDo NOT give Matt Gaetz Cameo money for ANY reason

— Merrick 🦂 (@merrickdeville.bsky.social) 2024-11-23T02:05:07.859Z

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Ginger Gaetz’s ‘End Of An Era’ Post Defending Her Husband Gets Her Pelted With Mockery

Ginger Gaetz is the wife of former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), and she came to his defense Thursday after he withdrew his name from consideration as the next Attorney General of the United States because his alleged sexual dalliances with underage girls all but guaranteed he could never be confirmed by the U.S. Senate.

Shortly after her husband made his decision, Mrs. Gaetz went on social media and tried to defend him with five words: “The end of an era.”

What the hell?! What era is it the end of? The pervert era? After all, her husband was under investigation for allegedly having sex with underage girls whom he later paid to buy their silence. Is this creep supposed to be lauded for that?

Mrs. Gaetz’s tweet got her royally roasted online.

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MTG Threatens To Release ‘The Entire Jeffrey Epstein Files’ If Gaetz Report Is Made Public

Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene said today on social media that if the House Ethics Committee report on former Rep. Matt Gaetz is released, she will release the “entire Jeffrey Epstein report,” along with all of the sexual harassment complaints that have been filed against members of Congress.

On Twitter/X, Greene posted a missive that began, “For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see.”

She continued:

Yes..

all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed

all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money

the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews

but not just those, there’s more, Epstein wasn’t/isn’t the only asset

If we’re going to dance, let’s all dance in the sunlight.

I’ll make sure we do.

Of course, Greene is just blowing smoke out of her ass because it’s doubtful she even has the full Epstein report, and even if she did, it would likely implicate prominent Republicans, including President-elect Donald Trump, who was buddies with Epstein for decades and had this to say about the late sex trafficker and pedophile in 2002:

“I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

Epstein later died under mysterious circumstances while in the custody of the Federal Bureau of Prisons while Trump was in the White House and his hand-picked attorney general, William Barr, headed up the Department of Justice. Epstein’s death was later ruled a suicide by the DOJ.

Greene is also a hypocrite because there have been rumors of her own sexual infidelity while she was still married. Those included her having sex with numerous men, according to The Independent.

“The Georgia Republican reportedly carried on two affairs, one with a tantric sex guru named Craig Ivey, and another with a gym manager named Justin Tway, both in her home of Alpharetta, Georgia.”

So go right ahead and release all the files you want, Margie. But that blade cuts both ways.