MAGA Morons – Page 5 – Deep Left Field

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) says she’s had quite enough of the “grifters” who are part of the MAGA movement, and she wants the Republican Party to reject them.

When the Republican Party rejects the grifters in the MAGA Swamp, we will win for the entire country.
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) March 5, 2022

Grifters, huh? Well who’s the biggest grifter of all in the GOP? None other than failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump, who tries to make a buck off everything and doesn’t give a damn about anyone but himself.

Also, has Greene bothered to look in the mirror lately? Seems like whenever you turn around she’s trying to raise money by raffling off a semiautomatic rifle that can be used for (wink wink) “hunting.”

Greene didn’t bother to name names or spell out who exactly she considers to be a MAGA grifter, so Twitter did it for her:

The fact that this isn’t a tweet attacking Trump, the biggest grifter in the history of American politics, is a testament to how beyond parody you all are.#GOPTraitorsToDemocracy https://t.co/gA8nbIvmL6
— Andrew—Author of America Rises On Substack—Wortman (@AmoneyResists) March 5, 2022

https://twitter.com/Greg_G_A/status/1500247918938361859?s=20&t=JqxCdok-KO4CRaLhruC2KQ

So you’re asking the republican party to reject the entire republican party platform😂😂
— Marjorie Taylor Greene’s GOOD shoulder Angel 🌊🌊 (@mtgreeneGA) March 5, 2022

This is the most bizarrely written resignation speech.
— Kentucky Fried Electrician (@Kentucky_Sparky) March 5, 2022

So you are calling for them to reject Trump and his family.

Cool.

I approve.
— Artie Vandelay (@ArtieVandelay1) March 5, 2022

So you're saying that you'll be expelled by your own party? Can't wait!
— PaulT🇺🇦 (@PaulTheodore55) March 5, 2022

You are a master class in projection. Kudos.
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 5, 2022

Just when I thought you couldn't get more ironic.
But must ask – what will you, @RepBoebert @RepMattGaetz and most importantly Dear Leader Trump do for money? You make ridiculing too easy.
— SpeakingMyMind (@French_One) March 5, 2022

YES! You mean they’re sending you home Marge!
— BklynBoyMom (@DianeBK72) March 5, 2022

Failed, twice-impeached, one-term former President Donald Trump held one of his pathetic rallies in Conroe, Texas on Saturday evening, and before he ever took the stage, his MAGA moron faithful were proving they’re even dumber than the imbecile they so fervently adore.

One woman said that the Joe Biden we now see is actually a “fake” because “the real Biden was assassinated at Gitmo in March 2019.”

Oh, and she also thinks that Trump has resurrected dead celebrities and suggested that Michael Jackson, John F. Kennedy Jr., and Princess Diana would all be at Trump’s upcoming inauguration because he was essential in helping them “escape.”

This woman at the Trump rally believes this current version of Joe Biden is “fake,” and “the real Biden was assassinated at Gitmo in 2019.”

She also believes Michael Jackson, JFK, Jr., and Princess Diana will be at Trump’s upcoming inauguration because he helped them “escape.” pic.twitter.com/hfpXhMp6M9
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) January 29, 2022

There was also a man wearing a cowboy hat who held up a sign showing President Joe Biden wearing a dog collar and leash that was held by Chinese President Xi Jinping.

The pre-party for Trump’s rally is lit!
Only the best people. Good times. #TrumpRally pic.twitter.com/a4nKY88TMi
— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) January 29, 2022

And it wouldn’t be a Trump rally without the mathematically and historically challenged idiots who love to wear clothing that only makes sense if you have the IQ of an eggplant:

[Scratches head]

Whuh?#TrumpRally pic.twitter.com/USWdm9Efeu
— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) January 29, 2022

And the signs. You gotta have the signs:

https://twitter.com/JamesSuzenbooks/status/1487575330072137729?s=20&t=EcyNvf1A4Szlek_19s6G3A

One day we’ll look back on this time in American history and laugh — Once we stop crying.