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Jon Stewart Masterfully Mocks Trump’s ‘F**king Weird’ Habit In Viral Video

“The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart was in rare form Monday evening, expertly skewering Donald Trump for what he dubbed his “fucking weird habit” that was on full display when Donald appeared at the reopening of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris over the weekend.

“How fucking weird he is about shaking hands,” Stewart quipped.

“Top-down, up-down, bottom, side to side, grab it, hit me on the flippity.”

Stewart then made fun of Trump’s latest so-called business venture: A fragrance line he’s named “Fight, Fight, Fight.” He promoted them with a photo of himself sitting next to First Lady Jill Biden, who was also in attendance at the Notre Dame Cathedral event.

“You fucking won. You won,” Stewart said. “You don’t have to push merch anymore. I find it hard to believe I’m saying this, but it’s beneath you.”

Trump claims his strange handshake is no big deal.

“It’s just a firm shake.”

But as Vox reported back in 2017, there’s more to it than just a firm shake.

While most people are acutely aware of these power dynamics — lab experiments Renshon cites in his book have found that even infants can figure out which adults are high-status — there are some people who care so much about their status that they are willing to fight to establish dominance. Donald Trump is, by his own account, one of those people: The common thread in all 12 of his books is an obsession with his status, of showing that he’s better off than the people he’s competing with.

In other words, Trump insists on being seen as the alpha male. It’s part of his larger insecurity. He knows he’s a weak and feckless little man, so he has to try and show others up to hide his own failings.

It make just look like a strange way of shaking hands, but it speaks volmes about Donald Trump’s derangement.

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Jon Stewart Has The Perfect Clapback To Margie Greene’s Latest ‘Godly’ Conspiracy Theories

“Daily Show” host Jon Stewart offered a much-needed antidote to the conspiracy theories being regurgitated by right-wing media outlets and congressional Republicans regarding the solar eclipse that took place Monday across the United States.

Stewart began by tackling the fearmongering that took place on Fox News in connection to the eclipse, where hosts ominously suggested that the four minutes of darkness across Texas could cause havoc at the U.S.-Mexico border, with Fox’s Bill Hemmer saying the eclipse would provide “a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in.”

Stewart countered, “Or they could just wait ’til nighttime.”

“Is there nothing Fox can’t tie to immigration?” he added, wryly mocking: “This here cicada infestation provides perfect cover for Venezuelans.”

And then Stewart turned to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), who had been spreading wild scenarios on social media that the eclipse and last week’s earthquake in New Jersey were “signs” that God wanted the nation to “repent.”

“How do you know? How would you know that that is what God meant,” Stewart asked. “Why would God be so obtuse? Why would he do that? Or she? Why would she? Or how crazy would it be if God insisted on they/them?”

Stewart had another question for loose cannons like Greene who love to try and tell us what God expects from us.

“Is this shit really how God works?”