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Trump’s Attorneys Whine Jack Smith’s SCOTUS Appeal Will Ruin Their Christmas Holiday

Attorneys for failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump are now claiming that an appeal for a quick ruling from the U.S. Supreme Court on whether or not Trump is immune from criminal prosecution would be unfair because it would require them and members of their staff to work over the upcoming Christmas holiday.

The Messenger reports this morning that lawyers for the multiply-indicted ex-president all but accused Smith of declaring a personal “war on Christmas” as a way of punishing them and their client.

“This proposed schedule would require attorneys and support staff to work round-the-clock through the holidays, inevitably disrupting family and travel plans,” Trump’s lawyers wrote. “It is as if the Special Counsel ‘growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, ‘I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming… But how?’”

Additionally, Trump’s attorneys assert that Smith is engaging in election interference as a strategy to benefit President Joe Biden.

“The prosecution has one goal in this case: To unlawfully attempt to try, convict, and sentence President Trump before an election in which he is likely to defeat President Biden. This represents a blatant attempt to interfere with the 2024 presidential election and to disenfranchise the tens of millions of voters who support President Trump’s candidacy.”

The disgraced former president is facing prosecution in multiple jurisdictions on 91 charges involving his attempts to overturn the 2020 election and the illegal storage of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago resort. If found guilty, Trump could spend the rest of his life in prison.

On Tuesday, Trump shared a posting on his Truth Social site in which a supporter wrote:

It remains to be seen if the highest court in the country agrees.

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Donald Trump Jr. Social Media WTF?!

Don Jr. And Kimberly Guilfoyle Celebrate Christmas With Photo Of Themselves Holding Animal Body Parts

For Christmas this year, Donald Trump Jr. and his fiancée, disgraced former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, thought it would be a cool idea to post photos of themselves on social media with the genitalia of animals in their hands.

Yes, you read that correctly: Animal genitals are apparently the new MAGA way of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

According to OK Magazine:

The couple was all smiles as they posed while holding several bones that came from animal genitalia — known as a baculum — that a hunter pal of theirs from Alaska gave them at the annual holiday get-together.

Guilfoyle had one hand on her hip and used her other hand to hold the slim bone between two fingers while sporting a short, black dress. Trump Jr. grinned for the camera as he stood on the opposite site of two of their friends and held up a second, larger bone.

In another photo, Trump Jr. stood with his arm around his friend while the other man showed off a third bone. He later took to Instagram to share the Christmas party pics, describing Guilfoyle and Trump Jr. as “genuine, down to Earth, considerate, awesome people who love hunting as much as we do.”

The posting drew harsh reaction on Twitter, with one user noting, “Four d—- in one pic. Nice.”

Another person added, “An exercise in class and sophistication, Trump style.”

But perhaps the best online clapback was this one:

“There’s a real question here. Not ‘why are you idiots holding d— bones’ but ‘why are you idiots holding *walrus* bones?’ Walruses are a protected species. Which means his ‘hunter friends’ are quite possibly poachers. Not the first time baby Trump’s bragged about poaching.”

This also isn’t the first time Don Jr. has decided to discuss the subject of male body parts, which sort of makes you wonder exactly what sort of fantasies are ricocheting around inside his otherwise empty skull.

In 2007, during an interview with Adam Corolla, Junior had this to say:

“You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t. I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.”

Knowing the Trump penchant for exaggeration, it’s safe to assume that Don Jr. and his old man think four inches is “substantial.” No wonder neither of them can manage to stay married: They can’t satisfy their wives.

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Donald Trump Elections WTF?!

Trump Says He’d Win In Blue States If Jesus ‘Came Down’ And Counted The Votes

Speaking at one of his patented over-the-top political rallies in Iowa on Saturday evening, failed one-term, twice-impeached, and multiply-indicted ex-president Donald Trump said he has no doubt whatsoever that he won several blue states in the 2020 election and would win them once more in 2024 if only Jesus would “come down” and count the ballots.

Mediaite reports that Trump made all sorts of bizarre statements, but it was the ones about Jesus tabulating votes that drew the most attention.

“I actually believe that if they didn’t have rigged elections out there, if they didn’t have all the paper bal– you know, they send out like 36 million ballots and nobody knows where the hell they’re going to or coming from. I think a few people know where they’re going to and a few people know where they’re coming from,” said Trump about California.

“But I think if you had a real election and Jesus came down and God came down and said, I’m going to be the scorekeeper here, I think we would win there,” said Trump. “I think would win in Illinois, and I think it would win in New York, which is all places that, in theory –”

New York, Trump continued, is turning against Democrats due to the issue of immigration, so the Empire State should be easy pickings in next year’s presidential race.

“I think you can win New York. I think you can win New Jersey. I think we can win Virginia. People that, states that in theory, would be with us.”

Then it was back to the airing of grievances about the 2020 race, which Trump lost in an electoral landslide to President Joe Biden.

“I think for years we could have won them. These elections are rigged. Our elections are totally rigged and we got to do something about it. The radical left Democrats rigged the presidential election of 2020, and we’re not going to allow them to rig the presidential election of 2024 and destroy our country totally.”

What Trump neglected to explain is why Jesus or God would intervene on his behalf. After all, he’s the most corrupt and immoral person to ever run for any public office.

Also, according to the Bible (which Trump has never read), God doesn’t bless evil people, and there are few human beings more filled with devilish motives than the clown who still thinks he’s beloved by the American people.

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Right Wing Morons Social Media WTF?!

Conspiracy Theorists Attack Dolly Parton After She Performs At Dallas Cowboys’ Halftime Show

Country music superstar Dolly Parton performed during halftime of the Thanksgiving Day NFL football game between the Dallas Cowboys and Washington Commanders, and while fans in attendance at the game were delighted by Parton’s mini-concert, conspiracy theorists wasted no time trashing her just because she helped finance creation of the COVID-19 vaccine.

According to Newsweek:

Parton’s set included some of her biggest hits, such as “Jolene” and “9 to 5,” before she treated audiences to a cover of Queen’s classic track “We Are the Champions.”

However, the singer-song-writer’s presence on the stage drew objections from a number of social media users, who criticized Parton for helping to fund the development of a COVID vaccine at the height of the pandemic in 2020.

The star donated $1 million to the Vanderbilt University Medical Center, leading to the creation of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine. She has since donated another $1 million to Vanderbilt for pediatric infectious disease research.

That was all it took for snowflake anti-vaxxers to post hateful invectives aimed at Parton on Twitter.

 

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Donald Trump’s Thanksgiving Message Is Among The Most Disgusting Things He’s Ever Posted Online

On Thanksgiving, we’re supposed to take time and reflect on the many things we have to be thankful for: Family, friends, freedom.

But if you’re failed former president Donald Trump, you make Thanksgiving all about yourself and your petty grievances.

Here’s what the disgraced ex-president posted on his failing Truth Social site:

“Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia “Peekaboo” James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a “Psycho,” Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a “tiny” Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the “Bench” & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.”

Wow! Makes you feel warm all over, doesn’t it?

Since Donnie now posts his Truth Social ramblings on Twitter, other social media users decided to let him know how they felt about his hateful message.