Always looking for something to be outraged by, the MAGA faithful are now obsessed with reports that when the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago on Monday in connection with a warrant issued by a federal judge, they also looked through Melania Trump’s wardrobe drawers.
What?! Oh my God! The horror!!
The story began on Fox News, which has been pushing the Melania angle in prime time, no doubt hoping to boost ratings and keep the Trump acolytes properly outraged.
.@mirandadevine gives an update on what happened during the raid on Mar-a-Lago, including how the FBI reportedly scoured through Melania Trump's wardrobe. pic.twitter.com/mXfio4ivXJ
A lot of breaking news tonight on the @IngrahamAngle about the #TrumpRaid: ⁃The FBI spent hours at Mar A Lago, even going through Melania’s wardrobe ⁃The judge that signed the search warrant recently refused himself from a Clinton v. Trump lawsuit ⁃And plenty more… pic.twitter.com/j0oOvK4hvZ
If FBI agents went through Melania’s clothing, that was clearly covered in the search warrant. After all, it’s quite easy to hide documents, cell phones, cameras, and thumb drives in a drawer.
And then there’s this possibility: Maybe Melania is a co-conspirator with her husband. It wouldn’t be the first time a married couple has engaged in criminal behavior as a team.
But to hear the outcry on social media, you’d have thought they strip searched Melania.
FBI even searched Melania's wardrobe in Trump raid.
Targeted Government overreach … 30 agents sniffing Melania’s clothes and shoes. Sick. 👠
This raid is a direct attack not just on President Elect Trump, not just on First Lady Melania Trump but on our entire country! The evil and corrupt left is covering up their crimes by trying to attack President Trump! They are showing how scared they are, the left is going down!
— Jordan, President Trump Supporter, Vegan Patriot (@JordanBrace8) August 10, 2022
Does the FBI, Biden's slave, like women's clothes?
Kid Rock (who was born Robert James Ritchie) has long been a fan of failed, one-term former president Donald Trump, which immediately tells you that he’s an ignorant pile of human excrement who has fewer brain cells than he does teeth in his head.
Also, if you’ve ever heard any of Kid Rock’s so-called “music,” you know he’s a talentless hack who couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, let alone make real music that doesn’t sound like enraged cats fighting inside a gunny sack.
But now Kid is here to bestow his July 4th message for 2022, and it sounds like it could have been written by Trump himself or his traitorous eldest son, Don Jr., at the end of a long weekend as the realization hits that the eight-ball of Peruvian marching powder has run out and his dealer is in the Cayman Islands for an extended vacation.
As you’d expect, Robert James Ritchie decided to post his message on Trump’s pathetic Twitter imitation, Truth Social, but it was later shared via tweet by one of Kid’s brainless fans.
— D. Scott @eclipsethis2003 (@eclipsethis2003) July 3, 2022
Reaction to the “pussy” posting drew plenty of fire on Twitter, all of it well-deserved and some it downright hilarious.
Kid rock can suck my star spangled dick. Dont fucking tell me how to celebrate 4th of july you fucking rich douche cosplaying as a southerner. Your sorry good for nothing ass grew up rich and wouldnt be caught dead associating with your fanbase. You aint worked hard in your life.
Here’s a suggestion for Kid Rock: Take your no-talent ass back to Michigan where you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. The vast majority of us are sick of hearing your whining and what you claim is music.
On Saturday evening, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump held one of his Loser Tour rallies in Michigan, but the craziest rhetoric didn’t come from the ex-president. Instead, it was provided by some of his MAGA supporters before the rally even began.
A woman who spoke with a reporter from Right Side Broadcasting Network insisted that the recently created Space Force will overturn the results of the 2020 election and restore Trump to the presidency.
The woman (complete with an American flag draped over her shoulders) began her rant:
“The election, I believe, was stolen. But we know that, Space Force has it all, Trump has all the information, it’s going to be overturned.”
The interviewer asked:
“What do you think Space Force has?”
And that’s when the the woman unpacked a whole trove of conspiracy theories:
“Space Force is a military branch, you know, just like the Army, you know, all the military. And they literally…the night of the election they literally watched the election be stolen. They watermarked the ballots, they know exactly what happened with every ballot. They know what countries were involved, they followed the money, they know what every every politician that’s been paid off.”
Not strange enough for you? The MAGA moron was far from finished:
“There was 260,00 — 269,000 sealed indictments, but I think it might even be up to 500,000 sealed indictments. And I believe that we’re going to have an emergency broadcast and the military is going to come in with martial law and we’re going to be shown, 8-hours on, 8-hours off, of videos for seven days — the world. And they’re going to be showing us taped tribunals, taped confessions, and the world is going to be awakened to what’s really going on with the deep state.”
Some interesting interviews from the rally today. Here’s Julie from Ohio. She thinks Space Force is going to help trump overturn the 2020 election. 😵💫 pic.twitter.com/0NCFMd7cJr
Failed, twice-impeached, one-term former President Donald Trump held one of his pathetic rallies in Conroe, Texas on Saturday evening, and before he ever took the stage, his MAGA moron faithful were proving they’re even dumber than the imbecile they so fervently adore.
One woman said that the Joe Biden we now see is actually a “fake” because “the real Biden was assassinated at Gitmo in March 2019.”
Oh, and she also thinks that Trump has resurrected dead celebrities and suggested that Michael Jackson, John F. Kennedy Jr., and Princess Diana would all be at Trump’s upcoming inauguration because he was essential in helping them “escape.”
This woman at the Trump rally believes this current version of Joe Biden is “fake,” and “the real Biden was assassinated at Gitmo in 2019.”
She also believes Michael Jackson, JFK, Jr., and Princess Diana will be at Trump’s upcoming inauguration because he helped them “escape.” pic.twitter.com/hfpXhMp6M9
There was also a man wearing a cowboy hat who held up a sign showing President Joe Biden wearing a dog collar and leash that was held by Chinese President Xi Jinping.
And it wouldn’t be a Trump rally without the mathematically and historically challenged idiots who love to wear clothing that only makes sense if you have the IQ of an eggplant: