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‘Really Upset’ Trump Makes Strange Announcement After His Team Loses Super Bowl

Grifter-in-Chief Donald Trump proved yet again Sunday that his knowledge of sports and who will win big games is almost as legendarily pathetic as his so-called head for business.

Before Super Bowl LIX ever kicked off, Trump sat down with Fox News anchor Bret Baier and was asked who he thought would win the game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles.

“I hate to do it. I just say that I’ve watched this great quarterback (Patrick Mahomes of the Chiefs) who has, by the way, a phenomenal wife,” Trump said. “Okay. She’s a Trump fan! She’s a MAGA fan!  So I happen to love her. Okay. But she’s a great person. I watched her big interview and I said, well, it’s pretty good. But she’s great and he’s great. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as this one, I have to go with Kansas City. I have to go with Kansas City. At the same time, Philadelphia has a fantastic — it’s going to be just a great game.”

The Chiefs were blown out by the Eagles, 40-22, and the game was never close.

Shortly after Philly won, Trump announced on social media that he was ordering the U.S. Treasury to stop producing pennies.

“For far too long the United States has minted pennies which literally cost us more than 2 cents. This is so wasteful!” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “I have instructed my Secretary of the US Treasury to stop producing new pennies. Let’s rip the waste out of our great nations budget, even if it’s a penny at a time.”

As with everything Trump says, a fact-check is required.

Does it really cost more to produce a penny than the coin is worth? Yes, it does.

“The main argument against the penny is the one made by Trump: it costs more to make than its value. A 2024 U.S. Mint report says the unit cost for the one-cent coin is more than 3.69 cents and has exceeded its face value for 19 years. And according to a 2014 U.S. Mint report: ‘There are no alternative metal compositions that reduce the manufacturing unit cost of the penny below its face value.'” 

“Producing pennies also takes a toll on the environment due to the carbon dioxide emissions, pollutants, and energy use associated with mining the ores to make the coins.”

However, the timing of Trump’s penny declaration struck many as misdirected anger on his behalf, and it led to mockery online.

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Trump’s Latest Fact-Free Complaint About The NFL Backfires On Him In Record Time

Failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is once again upset with the National Football League (NFL) because they dared to make a minor rule change that he claims will be the “beginning of the end” of professional football.

Despite vowing in 2016 never to watch NFL games because some players knelt in protest during the National Anthem, it’s clear that Donald is indeed keeping a close eye on pro football, HuffPost reports.

On Sunday, Trump posted this on his failing Truth Social platform:

“I can’t believe the NFL is effectively getting rid of the always exciting Kick Off Return. Such an exciting part of Football. What are they doing? BEGINNING OF THE END!”

In reality, the NFL hasn’t gotten rid of the kick-off return. Instead, it has introduced what it calls a “dynamic” rule, as the league clearly explained before the 2024 season began.

The ball will still be kicked from the 35-yard line. However, only the kicker will start on that side of the 50-yard line. The kicker cannot cross midfield until the ball touches the ground, a player in the landing zone or the end zone. If the ball falls off the tee twice, the kicker will be allowed to use a kicking stick (closest covering official will pick up the stick immediately after the kick). A 12th man also is permitted to hold the ball in windy conditions but must run off the field after the ball is kicked.

And it didn’t take long before the new rule resulted in an electrifying kick return for a touchdown by DeeJay Dallas of the Arizona Cardinals against the Buffalo Bills.

As usual, Donald Trump is uninformed and full of crap. He needs to be in prison or an assisted living facility.

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Super Bowl Viewers Hilariously Trolled Trump With Multiple Versions Of The Same Joke

The Los Angeles Rams beat the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday evening to win Super Bowl LVI by a score of 23-20.

But did the Rams actually win? That was the question many Twitter users facetiously asked after the game ended.

Using failed, one-term former President Donald Trump’s fuzzy logic, people across the country began zinging the ex-president with multiple variations of the same joke about how it’s not really a loss if you can get former Vice President Mike Pence to say otherwise. Take a look: