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Trump Posts Bizarre AI Picture Of Himself With Six Fingers And People Can’t Stop Laughing

Just call him Six Finger Donnie.

That’s one of many names people are attaching to an AI generated photo of disgraced former president Donald Trump that he shared on his financially failing Truth Social site.

Just hours before the New Hampshire primary, the failed ex-head of state began ranting in all-caps.

“I GET MUCH BETTER POLE NUMBERS AGAINST BIDEN THAN NIKKI HALEY, NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!”

He followed with a posting that was partially in capital letters.

“The level of Excitement and Enthusiasm in New Hampshire is incredible. They want STRONG BORDERS, A GREAT ECONOMY WITH NO INFLATION, LOW TAXES & REGULATIONS, A POWERFUL MILITARY, ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, & JUST PLAIN COMMON SENSE. WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

There was also the call for Granite State Republicans to vote.

“TOMORROW is the day that each and every one of you here in New Hampshire is going to cast the most important vote of your entire life. When you step into that voting booth, you are going to send a signal straight to Crooked Joe Biden, his handpicked thugs, his Radical Left Lunatics, and the entire sick political establishment in our nation’s capital.

“With your vote, you are going to put Crooked Joe and his protectors on notice that WE ARE COMING this November!”

But it was the photo of Trump praying while sporting six fingers that drew the most commentary on Twitter/X.

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Gaetz Taunted At Trump Campaign Event: ‘What’s The Youngest Schoolgirl You’ve Been With?’

While he was speaking at Donald Trump’s campaign headquarters, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) got reminded that he’ll never be able to live down the allegations that have been made against him regarding his reported love for underage girls.

Gaetz told those gathered at the Trump HQ, “Now, as to what I’d say to young folks today, man, you meet a young conservative today. It’s a different breed, because if they, if they’re outspoken, they’ve already been called every name in the book. Just for being a Republican, they’ve been called a racist, a sexist, a xenophobe, phobes I haven’t even heard of.”

That’s when a man dressed in Trump garb began heckling the controversial Florida Republican.

“What’s the youngest schoolgirl you’ve ever been with?”

The man also asked if Gaetz had flown on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane, but was quickly escorted from the room.

Gaetz told those who remained, “Think about being a part of a party where they haven’t even tried to make an argument about winning your vote. The Democratic Party today has basically put up as their candidate a nursing home escapee and the annoying lady from the HR department.”

 

Just last year, the Department of Justice decided not to charge Gaetz as part of a sex trafficking investigation. The congressman was accused of having sex with an underage girl and paying her off via Venmo to keep quiet.

 

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Female Trump Supporter Says ‘Perfect’ Trump ‘Gets Better Looking’ All The Time

A woman who attended a watch party held this week in Iowa by former president Donald Trump wants us all to know that the failed ex-president is “perfect” and getting better looking each and every day.

Mediaite reports that the woman, Sharon Anderson, is part of what’s known as the “Front Row Joes” who show up and support Trump wherever he goes.

Anderson was speaking with Vanessa Broussard of Right Side Broadcasting Network, who began the interview by explaining, “A group that comes to every Trump campaign event are the Front Row Joes. They were nicknamed the Front Row Joes by President Trump because they’re always first in line and they’re always front row. I have Mike and Sharon with me today. The party’s getting started. How excited are you?”

Anderson: “I can’t describe it! There’s no words! This is just the start of the best that’s yet to come.”

A few minutes later, Anderson remarked, “He’s never wrong about anything!”

Oh, and she also claimed that Trump keeps all of his promises.

“Every promise, every promise! And he. You see it every day. You don’t. You don’t wonder what he’s doing. You know, he’s putting America first.”

But the conversation soon took a bizarre turn when Anderson began expressing her bizarre attraction to the Donald.

“And you know, as a female, of course I’m older than you a good bit. I’m 67, but I still notice looks of guys. Donald Trump’s always been good looking. I think this campaign business makes him better looking. He just gets better looking at every rally!”

That led the interviewer to join in lusting after the obese former head of state with a rat’s nest on top of his head.

“Donald Trump is getting more attractive by the day! He’s got brains and he’s got the looks right. So he’s the perfect man.”

If Donald Trump is the perfect man, then the United States is truly doomed.

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Ted Cruz And Jim Jordan Could Be Toast If SCOTUS Rules Trump Is An Insurrectionist

As failed one-term former president Donald Trump waits to see what happens with the U.S. District Court of Appeals for Washington, D.C. regarding whether or not he can legally be removed from the ballot in the upcoming election, there are two other key Republicans who are also wondering what could happen to them if the Supreme Court winds up taking the case and rules that Trump is indeed an insurrectionist.

Those two members of the GOP are Rep. Jim Jordan (OH) and Sen. Ted Cruz (TX), according to an illuminating article from MSNBC opinion writer and editor Hayes Brown.

Brown notes that over 200 members of Congress signed on to an amicus brief that supports Trump.

While the GOP lawmakers’ amicus brief is better drafted than most of Trump’s filings, it can’t be ignored that there’s a deeply self-serving element to their arguments. That’s especially true for those members who, under the Colorado Supreme Court’s ruling, could also credibly be described as having ‘engaged in insurrection’ — and thus theoretically be disqualified from holding office.

The deepest fears of federal elected officials such as Cruz and Jordan can be found in one specific section of the brief, which pulls the curtain back on what everyone who played a role in January 6 fears most, Brown adds.

The self-interested lawmakers give up the game with this line from the brief: ‘Although not directly relevant to President Trump, the Colorado Supreme Court would give itself the power to judge the qualifications of those who would be elected to the House or Senate.’ That would be especially troubling for Reps. Jim Jordan of Ohio and Paul Gosar and Andy Biggs of Arizona. The three of them were knee-deep in plotting to overturn the election, and, in a more just world, they would have faced expulsion for violating Section 3. It’s their inclusion as signatories on the amicus brief that makes this filing particularly odious.

Cruz was one of the prime figures who urged others in the GOP to join the brief.

The members who directly aided Trump’s efforts are especially interested in this case, but the effort to file the brief was led in the House by Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-La., and in the Senate by Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas. Cruz’s participation is worth a side-eye given that he led the charge among Senate Republicans in challenging electoral votes in states where Trump called President-elect Joe Biden’s victory fraudulent. He also pitched a 10-day electoral commission to investigate the nonexistent fraud and potentially give state legislatures time to change their electoral slates as Trump would prefer. He never endorsed Trump’s wildest conspiracy theories, but he was caught on audio hoping Biden’s win would be reversed.

So if the Supreme Court decides that Trump can be removed from ballots, Cruz, Jordan, and others who took part in the plot to overturn the 2020 election could soon find they’ve been excluded from running or serving in any federal post, too. And that would be devastating to the GOP, which is quickly becoming known as the party of insurrection.

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‘Deeply Confused’ Trump Accuses Nikki Haley Of Being To Blame For Jan. 6

Speaking in Concord, New Hampshire on Friday, failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump confused former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley with Speaker Emeritus Nancy Pelosi, stated that Haley had been offered thousands of troops on January 6, 2021, and was to blame for the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.

Trump suggested that Haley was unable to draw more than “nine people” to her rallies in the Granite State. But it was what he said next that has led to suggestions the ex-president is suffering from dementia.

“By the way, they never report the crowd on Jan. 6. You know Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley. You know they – do you know they destroyed all of the information, all of the evidence, everything, deleted and destroyed all of it. All of it.”

“Because of lots of things like Nikki Haley is in charge of security — we offered her 10,000 people, soldiers, National Guards, whatever they want. They turned it down. They don’t want to talk about that. These are very dishonest people.”

Trump has said on several occasions that he offered thousands of troops to protect the Capitol on Jan. 6, but has never proven he actually did.

The Associated Press notes that Drew Hammill, a spokesperson for Pelosi, remarked last year that the former House speaker “was no more in charge of Capitol security than Mitch McConnell was.”

“This is a clear attempt to whitewash what happened on January 6th and divert blame.”

Twitter/X users suggested that Trump cannot “identify a fucking whale” and speculated about what is causing the ex-president’s rapid mental deterioration.