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Joe Biden Only Needs One Word To Mock Trump In His Final TV Interview

In his final TV interview, President Joe Biden told MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell Thursday evening that Donald Trump won the 2024 election over Kamala Harris because he was a better “huckster.”

If you listen closely, you can hear Trump yelling angrily all the way from Florida.

“I’m not a very good huckster,” Biden noted. “That wasn’t a stupid thing for [President-elect Donald Trump] to do. It helped him a lot and it undermined our ability to convince people that we were the ones that were getting this to them.”

Biden also noted that he’s worried about the future of the United States with Trump in power, especially since he’s surrounding himself with some very dangerous associates.

“You’ve known me a long time. I really am concerned about how fragile democracy is. That sounds corny, but I really am concerned, because you have heard me say it a hundred times.”

“I really think we’re in an inflection point in history here, where, unrelated to any particular leader, things are going to change drastically.”

However, Biden added that Americans should be hopeful if only because there are institutions which will help keep Trump in check, if they manage to withstand the pressures that will be applied to them.

“The reason for all the safeguards out there is, in a very trite way to say it, is to keep the bullies from taking advantage of everybody else. I guess what I’m worried about is that the thing that keeps it on track are the guardrails: that there’s a Supreme Court that’s independent, but accountable. There is a Congress that you speak your mind, but you’re held accountable to basic standards. There’s a presidency that says you have really limited powers. I mean, you’re the top dog, but you can’t dictate everything.”

Let’s hope those guardrails hold and the republic doesn’t collapse.

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Social Media Erupts With Laughter When MT Greene Says ‘I Think You Need To Understand Language’

Radical right-wing extremist nutjob Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is upset because people are asking why her political lord and savior, Rapist-in-Chief Donald “Pussy Grabber” Trump hasn’t yet ended the war between Russia and Ukraine “within 24 hours” if he won the 2024 presidential election.

For those who have forgotten, Trump told Fox host Sean Hannity, “I would fix that within 24 hours, and if I win, before I get into the office, I will have that war settled.”

The election was over a month ago, yet Russia and Ukraine are still at war. So what gives?

According to Greene, Trump didn’t actually promise what he promised.

Speaking with NOTUS, the congresswoman said, “I think you need to understand language. And everyone else in America understands that language.”

“I don’t think the media pressing Day One is specifically ‘Day One,’” Greene insisted. “But he’s talking about that as one of his first roles as president, and there are many. He’s going to be writing hundreds of executive orders but, yes, ending that war is important.”

Trump will “be the one that ends that war,” she added.

You need to understand language? That’s pretty damn ironic coming from a woman who is defending a man who never means what he says and spews crap that doesn’t make a bit of sense the majority of the time.

Trump has no actual plan to end the conflict between Russia and Ukraine, and even if he does, it will undoubtedly consist of a demand that the Ukrainians allow Russian dictator Vladimir Putin to keep the territory he illegally seized from another sovereign nation.

So now it’s all about understanding language, huh, Marge? That’d be great if it made any sense at all, but asking a Republican to employ logic is about as pointless as asking the proverbial bear not to shit in the woods and use Charmin if he does.

Social media users had some “language” for Margie, too.

Mar Jar Binks Greene tries to explain Newspeak. She said "Understand Language" when she meant to not take things literally. Day One is not really Day One and 24 hours in not even 24 months if Big Brother says it.Newspeak is here.

William Francis (@williamfrancis.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T17:56:30.458Z

“I think you need to understand language,” Greene said, "and everyone else in America understands that language.”That is what crazy lady marge said when asked about this.I say no marge, the American people understand that your orange Jesus is a lying idiot!!!!!!!!!!

(@wlarry.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T19:52:37.952Z

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Coca-Cola Kisses Trump’s A*s – Issues ‘First-Ever Presidential Commemorative Diet Coke Bottle’

It’s a well-known fact that Insurrectionist-in-Chief Donald Trump drinks several Diet Cokes a day, and now his addiction has earned him a massive ass-kiss from Coca-Cola: A special “commemorative Diet Coke bottle” to honor next week’s inauguration of the adjudicated rapist.

Trump campaign spokesperson Margo Martin shared photos on social media of her boss posing with Coca-Cola Company CEO James Quincey and “the first ever Presidential Commemorative Inaugural Diet Coke bottle.” The bottle includes Trump’s name, the date of his upcoming inauguration, and a picture of the White House.

As you’d expect, Trump supporters were delighted by the commemorative bottle, with many suggesting that the Donald has earned the right to be honored worldwide. However, it’s unclear what exactly he’s accomplished other than being the biggest asshole on the planet.

However, not everyone shared in that same enthusiasm.

Trumps inauguration Its turning into the Worlds biggets ass-licking contest… – quite disgusting… 🤮

(@mohawk1971.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T08:54:31.892Z

The CEO of Coca-Cola presents Donald Trump with a special Diet Coke bottle to commemorate his presidential inauguration.Well, here’s another reason to drink water…or beer

Republicans Against Trumpism (@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:12:18.905Z

Boycott Coca-Cola. First, it was AI commercials, and now the CEO is kissing Trump's ass. Trump was awarded a special Coke bottle. Let the company fail.

Ash (@ashpenflower.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T04:23:55.943Z

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Donald Trump Economics WTF?!

Trump Calls For Creation Of Agency To Collect Tariffs – Even Though One Already Exists

Proving once more that he doesn’t know a damn thing about the U.S. government or its agencies, Rapist-in-Chief Donald Trump suggested today that an agency should be created that would be in charge of collecting tariffs on goods imported from abroad to the United States.

However, an agency already exists for that purpose.

On social media, Trump posted, “For far too long, we have relied on taxing our Great People using the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Through soft and pathetically weak Trade agreements, the American Economy has delivered growth and prosperity to the World, while taxing ourselves.”

“It is time for that to change,” the sex offender added. “I am today announcing that I will create the EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE to collect our Tariffs, Duties, and all Revenue that come from Foreign sources. We will begin charging those that make money off of us with Trade, and they will start paying, FINALLY, their fair share. January 20, 2025, will be the birth date of the External Revenue Service. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Andrew Feinberg, White House correspondent for The Independent, immediately fact-checked Trump.

“The president-elect appears ignorant of the fact that there’s been an ‘external revenue service’ since July 31, 1789,” Feinberg noted.
“That’s when George Washington signed legislation creating the US Customs Service, the forerunner of what is now [the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Agency].”

Others then joined the debate.

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Fox News Stumbles Into An Embarrassing Insult During Interview With Melania Trump

Fox News broadcast an exclusive interview with soon-to-be first lady Melania Trump yesterday, but someone in their graphics department failed to get the memo about what Mrs. Trump’s title will be as of January 20.

During the interview, a chyron appeared on the screen which read, “Melania opens up about becoming second lady again.”

Actually, the title of second lady will be held by Usha Vance, the wife of Vice President-elect J.D. Vance.

The error set off a torrent of mockery on social media.