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Twitter Users Collectively Puke After Kimberly Guilfoyle Reveals That Don Jr. Is ‘Big And Hairy’

Kimberly Guilfoyle — the disgraced former Fox News host who was dumped by the network for allegedly engaging in sexually harassment of a female co-worker — is now hawking sheets online, trying to grift as much cash as possible before her future father-in-law, Donald Trump, is locked up for the rest of his life.

Guilfoyle is also engaged to Donald Trump Jr., who was reportedly sleeping around on the mother of his five children while still married.

But something Guilfoyle said about the sheets she’s pushing has revolted many Twitter users.

During her sheet pitch, Guilfoyle remarked, “And the bedding is temperature regulating, so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed.”

She added, “We have these sheets.They’re fantastic.”

“They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you get like a hot bed, and you got to kick a leg out?”

But it was the next lines from Guilfoyle that set off internet revulsion:

“And you know, to share a bed with Don Jr. is like a big guy and like hairy. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets.”

“I’m telling you,” she added. “All right. So I have been a longtime Cozy Earth customer, as I said.”

Argh! Too much information! Must bleach my brain immediately to remove the horrific images!!

Twitter, do your thing.

 

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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