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Trump Urges NBC To Bring Back Johnny Carson – Even Though He Died In 2005

For several months earlier this year, failed one-term former president Donald Trump repeatedly demanded that President Joe Biden drop out of the 2024 election because he was allegedly suffering from dementia and unfit for office.

However, with each campaign rally Donald has done since Biden bowed out of the race in July and was replaced by Vice President Kamala Harris, it’s Trump who now acts and sounds like a man who needs immediate medical attention for his declining mental health.

If you doubt that, consider remarks Trump made Monday evening during an event in Pennsylvania:

“He’s not very funny. (Jimmy Fallon)  Can you believe that guy? Those three guys, they’re being blown away by Gutfeld. You know, Gutfeld, totally dominant. Those guys. Do you remember that guy? When I first ran, it was like 2015 thinking about running. I was going to run. I went on his show, right? And he goes, The Tonight Show, which is dying. They’re all dying. Where’s Johnny Carson? Bring back Johnny. It made you appreciate, right? Uncle Sam? It made you appreciate the greatness of Johnny Carson and these guys.”

He then added:

“These three guys, they’re so bad. All three of them. All three of them. But this one, I go on a show and he goes, is that your real hair? I said, yeah, he said, do you mind if I mess it up? I said, I’d prefer no. Do you remember this? I said I’d prefer it if you didn’t, to be honest. But if you have to. So he grabs it and he starts really going crazy, right? And everybody laughed. And it was a big thing and it was a big hit. It was all over the place and he got great ratings and all. And six months later he went out because he was under pressure to apologize because he humanized Donald Trump.”

Bring back Johnny Carson? To do that, you’re gonna need a heater and some smelling salts, because he’s been dead since 2005.

So now we have the Republican candidate for the White House calling for the reinstatement of a man who has been deceased for almost two decades, which begs the question, Did Trump think Carson was still alive, or is he just too stupid to realize that dead people don’t come back from death after 20 years?

Social media had some thoughts on Donnie’s worsening dementia.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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