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‘Really Upset’ Trump Makes Strange Announcement After His Team Loses Super Bowl

Grifter-in-Chief Donald Trump proved yet again Sunday that his knowledge of sports and who will win big games is almost as legendarily pathetic as his so-called head for business.

Before Super Bowl LIX ever kicked off, Trump sat down with Fox News anchor Bret Baier and was asked who he thought would win the game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles.

“I hate to do it. I just say that I’ve watched this great quarterback (Patrick Mahomes of the Chiefs) who has, by the way, a phenomenal wife,” Trump said. “Okay. She’s a Trump fan! She’s a MAGA fan!  So I happen to love her. Okay. But she’s a great person. I watched her big interview and I said, well, it’s pretty good. But she’s great and he’s great. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as this one, I have to go with Kansas City. I have to go with Kansas City. At the same time, Philadelphia has a fantastic — it’s going to be just a great game.”

The Chiefs were blown out by the Eagles, 40-22, and the game was never close.

Shortly after Philly won, Trump announced on social media that he was ordering the U.S. Treasury to stop producing pennies.

“For far too long the United States has minted pennies which literally cost us more than 2 cents. This is so wasteful!” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “I have instructed my Secretary of the US Treasury to stop producing new pennies. Let’s rip the waste out of our great nations budget, even if it’s a penny at a time.”

As with everything Trump says, a fact-check is required.

Does it really cost more to produce a penny than the coin is worth? Yes, it does.

“The main argument against the penny is the one made by Trump: it costs more to make than its value. A 2024 U.S. Mint report says the unit cost for the one-cent coin is more than 3.69 cents and has exceeded its face value for 19 years. And according to a 2014 U.S. Mint report: ‘There are no alternative metal compositions that reduce the manufacturing unit cost of the penny below its face value.'” 

“Producing pennies also takes a toll on the environment due to the carbon dioxide emissions, pollutants, and energy use associated with mining the ores to make the coins.”

However, the timing of Trump’s penny declaration struck many as misdirected anger on his behalf, and it led to mockery online.

https://twitter.com/TomScibelli/status/1888782364647506161
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Trump Pats Himself On The Back After Kansas City Chiefs Secure Super Bowl Berth

Shortly after the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Buffalo Bills on Sunday evening in the AFC Championship game and secured their third straight appearance in the Super Bowl, Braggart-in-Chief Donald Trump decided it was time for him to glom some of the luster from the game.

Taking to to social media, Trump posted, “Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs. What a GREAT Team, Coach, Quarterback, and virtually everything else, including those fantastic FANS, that voted for me (MAGA!) in record numbers. Likewise, congratulations to the Buffalo Bills on a tremendous season. They will do a lot of winning long into the future!!!”

Once again, Trump is attempting to take credit for something he had NOTHING to do with. He played no role whatsoever in the game other than watching it on TV. And you can bet he would have tried to steal the spotlight from the Bills if they’d been victorious.

Keep in mind that the Chiefs also played in (and won) the Super Bowl in 2023 and 2024 while Joe Biden was in the White House. What role did Trump play in those victories? None! And his pathetic attempt to try and make Sunday’s game about him drew plenty of comments online.

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Social Media Points And Laughs After Matt Gaetz Explains Why He Won’t Watch The Super Bowl

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) wants the world to know that he won’t be watching today’s Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, and the reason he gave for why he won’t be tuning in set off a wave of mockery on social media.

According to Gaetz, he discussed the biggest pro football game of the year with his wife, Ginger.

Wife: Today is the Super Bowl!

Me: We aren’t watching.

Wife: Why?

Me: They’re desecrating America’s National Anthem by playing something called the “Black National Anthem.”

Wife: Does that mean Cardi is performing?

Yes, “Lift Every Voice and Sing” will indeed be played at today’s game. But a quick look at some of the lyrics to the song make you wonder why it’s so controversial to some.

Lift every voice and sing,

‘Til earth and heaven ring,

Ring with the harmonies of Liberty;

Let our rejoicing rise

High as the list’ning skies,

Let it resound loud as the rolling sea.

Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us,

Sing a song full of the hope that the present has brought us;

As many on Twitter/X rightly noted, conservatives and the MAGA faithful are the biggest whiners on the planet. They also reminded Matt of his own shady past.

Matt would love to watch the game, but he’ll be far too busy adding funds to his Venmo account for another illegal liaison with a girl young enough to be his daughter.

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Super Bowl Viewers Hilariously Trolled Trump With Multiple Versions Of The Same Joke

The Los Angeles Rams beat the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday evening to win Super Bowl LVI by a score of 23-20.

But did the Rams actually win? That was the question many Twitter users facetiously asked after the game ended.

Using failed, one-term former President Donald Trump’s fuzzy logic, people across the country began zinging the ex-president with multiple variations of the same joke about how it’s not really a loss if you can get former Vice President Mike Pence to say otherwise. Take a look: