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Tucker Carlson’s Comment About ‘Daddy’ Trump ‘Spanking’ The Country Weirds Out The Internet

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson is back again, shilling for disgraced ex-president Donald Trump at a campaign rally in Georgia on Wednesday. However, some of Carlson’s comments raised more than a few eyebrows on social media.

Carlson oddly compared the country to a toddler with a dirty diaper, a teenager smoking a joint at the breakfast table, and a “hormone-addled 15-year-old daughter” who flips off her parents and then slams her bedroom door.

Yeah, because that’s how we all see the United States, right?

The solution to the bad behavior, Carlson continued, can be found when “dad” comes home and restores order amidst the chaos.

“Dad is pissed!”

“And when Dad gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now,” Carlson said. “And, no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”

What in the hell was that, Tucker?! Smeared diapers and slammed doors, but “daddy” is going to give her a spanking? Sounds like a sick fantasy that might have sprung from the demented imagination of Trump himself, who has been accused of sexually assaulting dozens of women and also expressed a sexual attraction to his daughter, Ivanka, when she was only 13 years old.

Carlson’s bizarre comments set off a wave of revulsion and mockery on social media. Take a look.

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Kristi Noem Tries To Troll Barack Obama But Only Succeeds In Owning Herself

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) took time off Tuesday from killing puppies to try and troll former President Barack Obama, but she only managed to humiliate herself for the entire internet to see.

Obama brought up Noem’s name while campaigning for Vice President Kamala Harris in Madison, Wisconsin, noting that had been onstage with Trump when the disgraced ex-president ended a rally in Pennsylvania and danced to music for nearly 40 minutes last week.

“She’s standing there with this weird look on her face like she doesn’t really know what’s going on. It’s like a hostage video,” Obama said to laughter from supporters at the rally.

That comment severely triggered Noem, who decided she’d try and get her revenge on Twitter/X, posting, “I couldn’t decide if I wanted to make a joke about Obama’s failed presidency…or his being besties with Diddy…or how it’s his fault we have Joe Biden in the first place… Then I remembered I just don’t care what @BarackObama thinks!”

That was all it took to set off a torrent of mockery aimed at the dog killer.

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Trump’s Latest Verbal Gaffes About His Age Have People Suggesting ‘His Brain Is Broken’

Granted, we’ve had this concern before, but it seems former President Donald Trump’s actions and words keep necessitating a return to the issue.

The issue is whether or not Trump is mentally fit to even be allowed in public.

More proof suggesting that the disgraced ex-president is indeed non compos mentis arrived over the weekend when he was speaking at a campaign rally in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, and suggested that at 78 he’s not too old to serve as head of state because 78 isn’t that close to 80.

“I’m not 80, and I’m not that close to 80.”

However, Trump’s next verbal gaffe is what set off waves of concern on social media.

“I have no cognitive,” Trump said at the rally. “She might have a cognitive problem. There’s no cognitive problem.”

And then, a few minutes later, Trump repeated that he’s “got no cognitive,” but failed to complete the sentence.

Does Trump have cognitive issues? It certainly sounds like he does, and the latest evidence kicked off a new round of debate and chiding online.

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Kamala Harris’ Question About Trump’s Health Sets Off Speculation On Social Media

At a rally in North Carolina recently, Vice President Kamala Harris asked a question about the health of her Republican opponent, former president Donald Trump, that set off waves of speculation on social media regarding what exactly the ex-president is hiding by refusing to release his full medical records.

“He’s not being transparent with the voters,” Harris began. “He refuses to release his medical records.”

Harris also noted that Trump had steadfastly refused to sit for an interview with “60 Minutes” and has also said he won’t debate again before the election, which prompted her to ask, “It makes you wonder, why does his staff want him to hide away? One must question: Are they afraid that people will see that he is too weak and unstable to lead America?”

Those are fair questions, especially considering that Trump is 78 years old and would be 82 if he served another term in office. After all, Trump and his Republican allies have repeatedly questioned the health and acuity of President Joe Biden, who will turn 82 in November.

Harris has released a full medical report, something Trump has never done. And those records showed she was in “excellent health,” CBS News reported.

Vice President Kamala Harris is in “excellent health” and “possesses the physical and mental resiliency” required to serve as president, her doctor said in a letter released Saturday summarizing her medical history and status. 

Dr. Joshua Simmons, a U.S. Army colonel and physician to the vice president, wrote that 59-year-old Harris maintains a healthy, active lifestyle and that her most recent physical last April was “unremarkable.”

Harris’ question set off a wave of speculation and suggestions on Twitter/X.

 

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Tries To Mock Conspiracy Theorists – And It Doesn’t End Well For Her

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is well-known for saying absurd and controversial things, including bizarre conspiracy theories about Jewish space lasers causing wildfires in California and Democrats generating massive hurricanes to hit states that voted for Donald Trump.

But according to a posting Greene made on Twitter Saturday, it’s everyone else who’s wrapped up in spreading lies and bullshit that have no basis in reality.

The post features a meme that shows a person wearing an enormous tinfoil hat and this message: “Almost everyone in America right now.”

Greene added her own commentary to the meme: “Yep.”

Wow! Talk about an irony alert. You’d need a truckful of them to cover that tweet.

Apparently, Ms. Greene is attempting to make some sort of social commentary regarding the fondness many have for spreading bullshit on the internet. But she’s not exactly the ideal messenger for such a message, and she was reminded of that.