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JD Vance Told To ‘Check Out Schoolhouse Rock’ After Posting BS Defense Of Elon Musk’s Actions

Vice Criminal JD Vance thought he’d weigh in on the national debate taking place regarding the firing of officials from USAID (the United States Agency for International Development), the U.S. Treasury Department, Office of Personnel Management (OPM), and the General Services Administration (GSA) by people working under the direction of Twitter CEO Elon Musk and only succeeded in proving his ignorance of the Constitution.

Here’s what Vance posted on social media: “Career bureaucrats don’t get to violate lawful orders from the President of the United States. They answer to the president, and he answers to the people. Really not that complicated.”

Considering that Vance graduated from Yale Law School, you’d think he’d know how the government works, but apparently he offloaded whatever knowledge he once possessed the minute he became Donald Trump’s chief ass-licker.

Unelected South African emigres like Musk aren’t the president, even if they contribute over $250 million to help a president get elected and like to believe they’re the smartest person on the planet.

Also, money appropriated by Congress for a specific purpose has to be spent for that purpose. No president is allowed to pick and choose what to fund after Congress has already made that decision.

So if anyone needs a lesson in basic civics, it’s Vance, who is far too busy being a good Nazi to comment on the issue in any manner that provides the least bit of clarity.

Vance was quickly taken to school online.

Eric Chenoweth, the Director of the Institute for Democracy in Eastern Europe (IDEE), remarked, “Note well @JDVance’s false understanding of the Constitution. Indeed, it appears that when they sloganeered ‘we’re a republic, not a democracy,’ they didn’t mean a constitutional republic. BTW, orders to shut down Congressionally mandated programs & agencies are *not* lawful.”

Steven Horrell of the Transatlantic Defense and Security Program at the Center for European Policy Analysis (CEPA) reminded Vance, “Government employees swear an oath to the Constitution, not the President.”

“Civil servants & service members swear an oath to faithfully uphold the Constitution & carry out the laws, as you have. That means not following unlawful orders, like shutting down agencies without an act of Congress or taking down public data Congress mandated be disclosed,” Alexander Howard, the founder of Civic Texts noted.

But the best clapback came from celebrity chef Tom Colicchio.

“If the Money has already been appropriated then yes they do. There is a budget process. You may want to check out Schoolhouse rock.”

Or perhaps Vance needs to stay off social media altogether until he actually reads (and understands) the document that lays out how our representative democracy works.

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Puppy Killer Kristi Noem Gets Hit With A GIANT Dose Of Internet Karma For Cosplaying As An ICE Agent

Having been confirmed by the Senate last week to head the Department of Homeland Security, puppy murderer Kristi Noem thought it’d be a good idea to put on a costume and pretend to be some kind of tough “hombre” so she could send the MAGA faithful into orgasmic spasms of pseudo-Nazi delight.

Noem posted a video of herself wearing the vest of an ICE agent as she told viewers, “Here in New York City this morning, we are getting the dirtbags off these streets.”

Of course, the irony of Noem’s video is that if she really wanted to rid the country of dirtbags, she’d have suited up, marched in, and arrested Felon-in-Chief Donald Trump in the Oval Office.

Also, could anyone be a bigger dirtbag than Noem herself, who proudly confessed to killing her family’s dog simply because he didn’t do exactly what she told him to?

In a book published last year, Noem recalled the murder of her pet, as reported by The Guardian.

Cricket the untrainable dog, Noem writes, behaved like “a trained assassin”.

When Noem finally grabbed Cricket, she says, the dog “whipped around to bite me”. Then, as the chickens’ owner wept, Noem repeatedly apologised, wrote the shocked family a check “for the price they asked, and helped them dispose of the carcasses littering the scene of the crime”.

Through it all, Noem says, Cricket was “the picture of pure joy”.

“I hated that dog,” Noem writes, adding that Cricket had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.

“At that moment,” Noem says, “I realised I had to put her down.”

Noem, who also represented her state in Congress for eight years, got her gun, then led Cricket to a gravel pit.

“It was not a pleasant job,” she writes, “but it had to be done. And after it was over, I realised another unpleasant job needed to be done.”

Dirtbag? That would be none other than Kristi Noem, who should rot in perdition for all eternity after what she did to Cricket.

Social media also had some harsh words for Noem.

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Trump Pats Himself On The Back After Kansas City Chiefs Secure Super Bowl Berth

Shortly after the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Buffalo Bills on Sunday evening in the AFC Championship game and secured their third straight appearance in the Super Bowl, Braggart-in-Chief Donald Trump decided it was time for him to glom some of the luster from the game.

Taking to to social media, Trump posted, “Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs. What a GREAT Team, Coach, Quarterback, and virtually everything else, including those fantastic FANS, that voted for me (MAGA!) in record numbers. Likewise, congratulations to the Buffalo Bills on a tremendous season. They will do a lot of winning long into the future!!!”

Once again, Trump is attempting to take credit for something he had NOTHING to do with. He played no role whatsoever in the game other than watching it on TV. And you can bet he would have tried to steal the spotlight from the Bills if they’d been victorious.

Keep in mind that the Chiefs also played in (and won) the Super Bowl in 2023 and 2024 while Joe Biden was in the White House. What role did Trump play in those victories? None! And his pathetic attempt to try and make Sunday’s game about him drew plenty of comments online.

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Conservatives Already Furious With JD Vance – Viciously Attack Him Online

Even though he’s been vice president for less than a week now, JD Vance is already angering many conservatives with a decision he made that would seem inconsequential but has left many on the right apoplectic.

Vance’s office announced Thursday that his first interview since taking office would be with Margaret Brennan of CBS News, the host of “Face the Nation.”

That didn’t sit well with many on the right, even though Brennan is widely respected as a journalist by both Democrats and Republicans.

But the MAGA faithful were livid, accusing CBS of being “fake news” and trying to tank Trump’s most recent run for the presidency.

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The Internet Explodes After Trump Doesn’t Place His Hand On The Bible For Oath Of Office

When he took the presidential oath of office earlier this afternoon, Rapist-in-Chief Donald Trump didn’t place his hand on the two Bibles being held by his wife, Melania.

Granted, the Constitution doesn’t say a president has to swear on the Bible or any other religious tome, but EVERY PRESIDENT in U.S. history has done so.

Here’s the official Associated Press photo of Trump being sworn in, which was shared by former Republican National Committee chairman and current MSNBC host Michael Steele.

That set off a tsunami of comments on social media.