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Why Did JD Vance Share A Meme Depicting Himself As ‘Trump’s Wife?’

Did you know that Vice President-elect J.D Vance sees himself as Donald Trump’s wife?

Based on a meme Vance shared on social media, it seems that Vance’s self-image is, to put it mildly, bizarre.

As Newsweek reports, “The image the Ohio senator posted on X, formerly Twitter, is a mock-up of Norman Rockwell’s famous 1940s Freedom From Want painting, featuring a large group sitting down at a table for the holiday meal with an elderly couple serving up a turkey. The painting is one of four known as the Four Freedoms series, inspired by President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s 1941 State of the Union address.”

“The image Vance shared on Thursday features his head superimposed over the matriarch figure, with Trump’s head replacing the patriarch at the head of the table.”

 

What in the hell is Vance implying? Is he married to Trump, or is he trying to tell us that he secretly wants to be a woman? Considering the extremist position Republicans advocate regarding the LGBT community, that might be a bit of a problem.

As expected, social media had a blast mocking Vance and his meme.

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Missing In Action Vance Ridiculed As A Flunky Who ‘Can’t Find Himself A Seat At The Cool Kids’ Table’

Has anyone seen Vice President-elect J.D. Vance recently? Come to think of it, has anyone seen him since Election Day nearly three weeks ago? He’s become as scarce as the infamous Waldo, and no one can find him.

Who has been making public appearances with Donald Trump in Vance’s place? Twitter CEO Elon Musk, which is weird because he hasn’t been elected to anything at all.

What in the hell is going on here? Well, it’s all part of Musk and Trump’s larger plans for who will wield power and influence in the second Trump administration, according to former Republican National Committee chair Michael Steele, who currently works as a host on MSNBC and writes in an opinion piece for the network, “America is witnessing what happens when a private citizen amasses power solely based on their proximity to the president of the United States.”

Musk’s rise comes at Vance’s expense, Steele continues.

“As for Trump’s actual incoming vice president, he just can’t find himself a seat at the cool kids’ table.”

If anyone needed visual proof that Musk is now working as Trump’s unofficial Veep, they wouldn’t have to look any further than a photo that made waves on social media almost a week ago.

“Last weekend, Trump shared a picture of his inner circle on his private plane enjoying McDonald’s,” Steele observes. “Trump was surrounded by Musk; his son Don Jr.; House Speaker Mike Johnson; and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Not pictured: Vance.”

Also consider that Musk has been given one of the most powerful jobs in the incoming administration, one which will potentially allow him to recommend cutting billions of dollars in federal spending.

“The Tesla founder will oversee a wholly made-up ‘Department of Government Efficiency‘ alongside Vivek Ramaswamy. How dumb is that? They are creating an agency to get rid of other agencies.”

Vance, on the other hand, is stuck doing all the shit jobs for Trump, including trying to get his Senate colleagues to vote for Donald’s pathetic appointees, including former Rep. Matt Gaetz, who was supposed to be the next attorney general but had to withdraw his name from consideration as more evidence surfaced suggesting that he allegedly paid dozens of underage girls to sleep with him, which is the only way the Florida Republican can get any non-comatose woman to share an intimate encounter with him.

“Vance was given the thankless task of convincing Senate Republicans to confirm Trump’s menagerie of misfit MAGA sycophants to the Cabinet,” Steele wrote. “While Musk is sitting in on phone calls with Trump, Vance wasted his time trying to convince his fellow Republican senators to back Matt Gaetz, just a day before Gaetz withdrew his nomination for attorney general. That must be the worst assignment for a vice president since President Joe Biden charged Vice President Kamala Harris with solving the root causes of global migration.”

So what will become of VP Vance? Steele suggests that may well be up to Musk in the long run because it’s clear J.D. is not part of Trump’s inner circle.

“Vance is just along for the ride — if only he could get in the car.”

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Republican Congressman Humiliates Himself By Tweeting Out Bizarre Altered Image Of JD Vance

If you thought the adoring cultlike behavior many in the GOP exhibit toward failed former president Donald Trump was creepy, it now looks as if some in the MAGA cult are applying the same godlike fawning to Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), who is Trump’s running mate in the 2024 race for the White House.

Rep. Mike Collins (R-GA) was so delighted by Vance’s performance in Tuesday evening’s vice presidential debate that he decided it’d be a great idea to share an image of the Ohio senator with some minor facial modifications, according to HuffPost.

If you compare actual photos of Vance to the altered one, you can tell that his jawline has been sharpened and the color of his beard darkened. Here’s a side-by-side comparison:

The second photo also gives Vance some definite Damien Thorn vibes, a la “The Omen.” Imagining the Ohio Republican as the antichrist isn’t exactly a stretch when you consider that he wants to take away women’s reproductive rights and impose all sorts of new draconian laws on Americans.

It wasn’t long before social media took over and Collins was mocked for his posting.

How long do you suppose it’ll be until Republicans start comparing Vance to Jesus?

 

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JD Vance Gets Pelted With Internet Karma For Saying ‘Character’ Is What’s Needed In A President

Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) thought he had the perfect attack line to use against Vice President Kamala Harris regarding who is best qualified to be the next president of the United States, but his efforts were quickly swatted down online when he dared to use the word “character” as being the most important quality in a leader.

At a Wednesday campaign rally, Vance told supporters, “The most important thing is not that we agree on 100% of the issues, it’s that we have a person of character and courage under fire in the Oval Office.”

Harris, Vance added is “a woman who is so afraid of the American media ― the friendly media ― that she won’t even do an interview.”

Ironically, as Vance made those remarks, Harris was being interviewed by MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle.

Of course, this is also the very same JD Vance who has repeatedly slammed failed former president Donald Trump, referring to him as “America’s Hitler” and “cultural heroin.”

Vance was reminded of his own words (and Trump’s), making for an embarrassing online swat down of the senator.

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Criminal Charges Filed Against Trump And Vance For Spreading Lie About Haitians ‘Eating Pets’

Donald Trump and JD Vance have been charged with a crime in the state of Ohio for spreading a disgusting lie that Haitian immigrants in the city of Springfield were killing and eating people’s pets.

According to Fox 8, the Haitian Bridge Alliance filed charges against Trump and Vance on Tuesday in Clark County Municipal Court.

Chandra Law Firm, which represents the Haitian Bridge Alliance, explained, “The criminal charges stem from the devastating harm of Trump’s and Vance’s baseless fearmongering that legal Haitian immigrants to the Ohio town are eating their neighbor’s pets.”

Here are the charges facing Trump and Vance, all of which could lead to their “immediate arrest” if they enter Clark County again:

  • Disrupting public service in violation of R.C. 2909.04(A) and (B) by causing widespread bomb and other threats that resulted in massive disruptions to the public services in Springfield, Ohio;
  • Making false alarms in violation of R.C. 2917.32(A) by knowingly causing alarm in the Springfield community by continuing to repeat lies that state and local officials have said were false;
  • Committing telecommunications harassment in violation of R.C. 2917.21(A) and S.C.O. § 537.08 by spreading claims they know to be false during the presidential debate, campaign rallies, nationally televised interviews, and social media;
  • Committing aggravated menacing in violation R.C. 2903.21(A) by knowingly making intimidating statements with the intent to abuse, threaten, or harass the recipients, including Trump’s threat to deport immigrants who are here legally to Venezuela, a land they have never known;
  • Committing aggravated menacing in violation of R.C. 2903.21(A) by knowingly causing others to falsely believe that members of Springfield’s Haitian community would cause serious physical harm to the person or property of others in Springfield; and
  • Violating the prohibition against complicity, R.C. 2923.03(A) and S.C.O. § 501.10, by conspiring with one another and spreading vicious lies that caused innocent parties to be parties to their various crimes.

Subodh Chandra, who is serving as lead counsel in the case, remarked, “We want the judge to issue arrest warrants for Trump and Vance immediately, there is probable cause.”

Trump campaing spokesperson Steven Cheung responded to the charges by remarking, “President Trump is rightfully highlighting the failed immigration system that Kamala Harris has overseen, bringing thousands of illegal immigrants pouring into communities like Springfield and many others across the country. President Trump will secure our border and put an end to the chaos that illegal immigration brings to our communities.”

The disgraced ex-president had announced that he would be visiting Springfield. He later reversed himself after the city’s mayor warned it would be a tremendous strain on the city.