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Trump Blames ‘Crappy Contractor’ After He Almost Topples Over During Friday Rally

Disgraced and multiply-indicted former president Donald Trump nearly toppled over during a Friday evening rally in St. Paul, Minnesota, and he immediately suggested the contractor who had constructed the dais was to blame.

According to Newsweek, a video clip of the moment was shared online by the Biden-Harris 2024 campaign.

As you’ll see in the video, the minute Trump begins lurching to his left and grabs the podium, he turns his ire to someone else, even though it may have been his staffers who put the dais in place.

“You know, this is the worst platform,” Trump said. “Who put this stage up?”
“It keeps tilting further left,” he added. “Like too many other things.”What a crappy contractor this was.”

The Biden-Harris HQ team noted, “A feeble Trump nearly falls down on stage after he leans on his podium too hard and then goes on an angry rant calling his event workers ‘crappy.'”

During his Friday evening speech in St. Paul, Trump also said that while he was willing to debate President Joe Biden, he thinks Biden should be required to take a drug test before the debate begins.

“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know, I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way. I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

The video has now gone viral with over 218,000 views and nearly 1,000 shares. Some of the comments from Twitter are also worthy of notice.

 

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Internet Explodes With Mockery After Lauren Boebert Says Trump Is ‘Pretty’ When He Sleeps In Court

Determined to prove that she’s the cultiest of Trump cult members, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) happily declared yesterday that if indeed former president Donald Trump is falling asleep during his hush money/election fraud trial in Manhattan, it’s perfectly fine because the disgraced ex-head of state looks “pretty” when he does so.

According to HuffPost, Boebert’s remarks came in response to mockery from a Democratic congressman.

“I think he’s praying,” she said after Rep. Robert Garcia (D-Calif.) detailed all the times Trump is said to have dozed in court. “But if he is sleeping, y’know, he certainly looks pretty while he sleeps. Maybe it’s an endearing moment of prayer, though.”

Boebert also tried to defend Trump’s inability to stay awake by claiming that the same thing happens to her.

“I know when I fall asleep on airplanes my mouth kinda drops open. And y’know his mouth is kinda tight-lipped, so maybe it’s just a somber moment of thought.”

The word “pretty” has never and should never be applied to anyone with an appearance as clownish and downright disgusting as Donald Trump. The man looks like a Halloween pumpkin that was left out in the heat for several days and then topped with some rotting straw discovered in a cow pasture.

As you’d expect, social media had lots of fun with Boebert’s remarks.

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Legal Expert: Hush Money Jurors Just Gave A Clue They Believe Cohen Instead Of Trump

At least six of the twelve jurors who will decide whether or not former president Donald Trump falsified business records and interfered in the 2016 election clearly believe his former attorney, Michael Cohen, and showed that during testimony on Tuesday, according to CNN legal analyst Norm Eisen.

“I was watching the jury and at different points in Cohen’s testimony, you had the jury [who] doesn’t always do this. I counted six jurors who were nodding or smiling, or agreeing with Cohen at one point in his testimony,” Eisen noted.

“It’s like a presidential debate: both sides want to suppress expectations and the DA did that brilliantly in setting this moment.”

Eisen later expanded on his televised comments in an op-ed for CNN.

“At that moment and at multiple points during the day, I saw something I had not seen before with any witness in this trial: Cohen was talking directly to the jury, and all the jurors were looking at and listening to him. It seemed to me that he had established a genuine human bond with the jury over the course of his lengthy direct examination.”

With the defense continuing to cross-examine Cohen this morning, Eisen also had some thoughts regarding today’s courtroom fireworks.

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Jim Jordan Gets His A*s Handed To Him At Hearing For Defending ‘Degenerate Spoiled Brat’ Trump

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) was thoroughly humiliated at a hearing of the House Judiciary Committee when Democratic Congresswoman Stacey Plaskett (VI) accused him of holding a hearing on the “weaponization” of government by the Biden administration for one purpose: To protect failed former president Donald Trump from his dozens of alleged crimes.

“Why are we back this time?” Plasket asked. “We’re here because former President Trump is on trial in New York. That’s why we’re here.”

“On Monday and Tuesday of this week, his former attorney Michael Cohen delivered devastating testimony implicating former President Trump in a hush money payment scheme,” she continued. “We all know that the former president exacts loyalty from all of his followers and especially GOP officials and those that work for him. Blind loyalty.”

Plaskett also mocked Republicans who “hightailed it to New York City to show him that they are with him.”

“And Trump, in turn, demands that every Republican official serve him like the incorrigible, degenerate, spoiled brat that he is and use their positions to aid his criminal defense.”

The congresswoman accused Jordan of holding the hearing to placate right-wing media figures such as Fox’s Maria Bartiromo and ex-Trump administration adviser Steve Bannon, who now hosts a podcast.

“We’re here at the beck and call of Trump fanatics and talking heads on cable and internet talk shows in the MAGA world who, like Bartiromo and Bannon, have goaded this committee to act.”

Of course, the congresswoman is absolutely right. Jordan and his ilk are desperate to cover Trump’s tracks and divert attention away from the 88 criminal charges he’s facing for allegedly interfering in the 2020 election, inciting an insurrection, and stealing classified documents.

But those who try and excuse the depraved acts of a lifetime criminal like Trump are in many ways just as guilty as he is and deserve to be voted out of office and charged for their crimes, too.

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Former Aide Explains Why Melania Stays With Donald Despite His Disgusting Behavior

A former top aide to Melania Trump says the reason the ex-first lady remains with Donald Trump has nothing to do with love or keeping the family together. Instead, their marriage is just a business transaction.

Speaking with CNN’s Jake Tapper yesterday, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff noted, “I think people have to remember who Melania really is.”

“There is no enigma, there is no mysteriousness,” she added. “Melania really is who she has portrayed herself to be. There is a strength within her that is unlike any other individual I have ever met. She does not care what others feel about her nor does she feel she had to ever explain anything to the American people.”

Donald and Ivanka have a “transactional marriage,” Wolkoff explained.

“By marrying Donald, Melania really did finally get to be the Vogue cover model that she’s always wanted to be, that supermodel, and by marrying Melania, Donald was legitimized as trying to get away from that whole playboy mentality that everyone wanted to characterize him as.”

As the ex-president faces a possible criminal conviction in New York for paying hush money to Stormy Daniels and interfering with the 2016 election, no one should expect Melania to show up at the courthouse with her husband, Wolkoff said.

“I don’t think we’re going to see Melania Trump accompanying Donald to court,” Wolkoff said. “Melania is Melania’s own person, in regards, again, to a marriage that you want to consider to be something that most people are trying to still understand, don’t.”

“I do not see her supporting him this way because she is not someone who, I think, that you can feel that humiliation without having to put yourself in front of the cameras. Everything Melania does is staged, so everything is articulated in a way for her before she does her interviews. So everything, like I said, is very strategically planned. She is not going to put herself in a position where she’s giving anyone the opportunity to say anything negative about her.”

How romantic! Donnie and Mel are using each other and love money and power more than they do anything else. They’re perfect for each other because no one else would have them.