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Dermatologist Says There Are 4 Likely Reasons Trump Has Red Marks On His Hand

When he left Trump Tower to attend the second E. Jean Carroll defamation trial on Wednesday, photographers noticed that disgraced one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump had strange red marks on the bottom of his right hand.

Speculation began on social media about what exactly might have caused the red markings, with some suggesting it was herpes or tertiary syphilis.

Business Insider decided to ask a medical expert, Dr. Joshua Zeichner, an associate professor of dermatology at the Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City, who said the red blotches are likely a rash and he laid out four reasons Trump might have such a rash.

“Rashes on the hands can be caused by a variety of factors, ranging from infections to inflammatory conditions to external exposures,” Zeichner said.

Reason 1: Trump’s hands are too dry. Given that Trump is a well-known germophobe, he may be washing his hands too much. Cold weather can make the problem worse.

Reason 2: Trump has blisters from playing golf. According to Dr. Zeichner, “friction from activities like golf, weightlifting, or baseball” can cause blisters or rashes. The failed ex-president is known to be fond of golfing.

Reason 3: Juice exposure. Lime juice is known to cause burns. “Even lime juice exposure in the presence of sunlight can cause a chemical burn to the skin,” Zeichner explained.

Reason 4: Unknown causes. The doctor noted that hand rashes can be cause by just about anything, including bug bites. But unless Trump himself reveals how he got the marks, we’ll never know for sure.

 

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‘Mystery Cuts’ On Donald Trump’s Right Hand Spark Speculation About Possible Health Issues

As he was leaving Trump Tower this morning for Day 2 of the New York trial which will determine what additional damages he will have to pay journalist E. Jean Carroll for defaming her, a photographer for the Daily Mail took some photos of failed ex-president Donald Trump that show visible cuts on the bottom of his hand.

The Daily Mail reports:

Donald Trump sported mysterious red marks on his hand as he made his way to court to watch his rape accuser E. Jean Carroll testify in New York City on Wednesday morning.

The former president, 77, flew back to New York late on Tuesday night after a campaign rally in New Hampshire to cap off a whirlwind 24 hours since winning the Iowa caucuses. 

DailyMail.com captured him leaving Trump Tower early on Wednesday morning with mysterious red cuts on his hand, hours after braving a snowstorm to speak to supporters alongside former 2024 GOP hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy.

As is often the case with public figures, the photo set off a wave of speculation regarding what exactly could have caused the cuts. Did Melania stab him with a letter opener? Did Donald cut himself shaving, and if so, why are the cuts on the bottom of his hand?

It has long been suggested that Trump isn’t in the best physical health. He’s been obese for decades and is known to favor fatty fast food over balanced nutrition.

The disgraced former president is also known to have sown more than his share of wild oats in the bedroom, having committed adultery during all three of his marriages. Could those marks be lesions from syphilis?

Social media took the photo and ran with it.

If Trump follows his usual pattern, he’ll try and blame Biden for the marks on his hand.

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Donald Trump’s Sickening Shoutout To Jimmy Carter Sets Social Media Ablaze With Disgust

For some bizarre reason, Donald Trump thought he’d include a reference to former President Jimmy Carter during his remarks after he won the Iowa caucus on Monday evening.

Trump told supporters:

“My wife attended the funeral two months ago of Rosalynn Carter and it was beautiful and Jimmy Carter was there. And I thought to myself Jimmy Carter is happy now because he will go down as being a brilliant president by comparison to Joe Biden. … He’s gonna be known as brilliant!”

What in the hell?! President Carter is probably still in mourning, but Trump thinks it’s appropriate to try and use the death of a great former first lady for his own self-aggrandizement? The man truly has no shame.

It didn’t take long before social media slammed Trump for his sickening comments.

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Clueless Trump Supporter On Why ‘More Guns’ Are Needed: ‘You Can’t Fight Fire With Water’

Since we were children, most of us have heard that one of the most effective ways to put out a fire is with water. After all, water is what fire fighters almost always use to extinguish blazes that occur in homes, offices, and other locations.

But a delusional Trump supporter wants us to know that water isn’t the way to go when it comes to fighting fires.

That Trump enthusiast was interviewed by a member of the comedy duo “The Good Liars,” and he shared his view of all things pertinent to our daily lives.

In the video clip below, you’ll see Davram Stiefler of “The Good Liars” speaking with a man wearing a Trump 2024 cap and a T-shirt that reads, “All Rifles Matter.” Asked what his top issue is for the 2024 election, the man remarks, “No gun-free zones.”

Seeking to clarify, Stiefler responds, “More guns.”

“Yeah,” the man replies. “If you can’t fight fire with water, got to fight fire with fire.”

Stiefler: “You can’t fight fire with water?”

Trumper: “Oh, depends on what’s in the fire.”

“They specifically fight fire with water,” Stiefler informs the man, explaining that water is the primary firefighting tool used in nearly every blaze.

There’s stupid, and there’s MAGA stupid. It’s a even deeper level of idiocy and delusion.

Oh, and how dare you try to fight a fire with water!

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DERP! Trump Goes On Bizarre Rant About How ‘Magnets’ Work During Speech In Iowa

For some reason known only to him, failed one-term former president Donald Trump decided he’d start discussing the subject of magnets and how they work during a Friday campaign rally in Iowa.

In a video shared on Twitter/X, the disgraced ex-head of state tells supporters, “They had an almost billion-dollar cost over on the magnetic elevators. Think of it. Magnets. Now, all I know about magnets is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets. That’s the end of the magnets.”

 

Water on a magnet makes it stop working? Um…no.

As a matter of fact, water is almost completely non-magnetic, so magnets work underwater the same as they do in air or in a vacuum. Cold water has absolutely no effect on the field or on the magnet. Hot water, however, can reduce the strength of the magnet and therefore potentially weaken the magnetic field.

As several people pointed out, Trump continues to show signs of serious cognitive decay.

Remember how Trump once called himself a “stable genius”? Clearly, he’s neither.