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Pete Hegseth Brutally Mocked After His ‘Mommy’ Makes Phone Calls To Senators On His Behalf

Though he attempts to present himself as an “alpha male,” Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth reportedly has his mother making phone calls to senators in a desperate attempt to save his fading chances of becoming the next Pentagon chief.

According to Mychael Schnell of The Hill, “Pete Hegseth told RSC [Republican Study Committee] members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf.”

Hegseth has been accused of abusing alcohol and allegedly raping a woman in 2017, both of which have some GOP senators suggesting that they may not be able to vote in favor of his confirmation. There are also whispers that the Trump team will soon demand that Hegseth withdraw his name from consideration.

Ironically, Hegseth’s mother, Penelope, suggested that her son was an “abuser of women” in 2018 as he was getting a divorce. She now claims he’s a “new person” who is “redeemed, forgiven, changed.”

The report that Hegseth’s mommy was trying to save his nomination led to a wave of mockery on social media, with one person noting, “Real men need their moms to call Senators for them.”

And then others joined the online fun.

https://twitter.com/wowindc/status/1864382434936017331

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Margie Greene Says She Wants A ‘Blanket Pardon’ – The Internet Asks ‘Is That A Confession?’

To express her outrage over the pardon President Joe Biden gave to his son, Hunter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) declared yesterday that she wants a “blanket pardon” when Donald Trump retakes office next year.

On Twitter/X, Greene posted, “If Democrats are going to play the pardon game then we should do the same thing. Trump can just blanket pardon all of us too.”

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1863953303899357555

Reportedly, Greene begged Trump for a pardon before he left office in 2020. That’s according to Cassidy Hutchinson, an aide to former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, who told the House Jan. 6 committee in 2022, “I heard that she asked the White House counsel’s office for a pardon.”

Greene denied Hutchinson’s allegation, calling it “gossip and lies.”

But the Georgia Republican’s latest reference to being pardoned left many wondering if she had just accidentally confessed to having committed a crime.

https://twitter.com/Toplinesman/status/1863960684070908280

https://twitter.com/LizbethFriedman/status/1864146942265085976

Instead of asking for a pardon, Margie might just want to go ahead and put an attorney on retainer.

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Ted Cruz Tries To Troll MSNBC Hosts And Winds Up In The Middle Of An Embarrassing Self-Own

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R) couldn’t resist firing off a cheap shot at two MSNBC hosts, but his attempt at trolling them resulted in the joke being at his own expense.

Appearing on Sean Hannity’s nightly hour of conspiracy theories, lies, and assorted bullshittery, Cruz suggested that when Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski made a visit to Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort after last month’s presidential election to mend fences hadn’t done so to kiss the Donald’s ring.

“I’m not even sure they were kissing the ring. I think they were kissing a little bit lower than that.”

While that may sound like a nasty burn, the fact that it’s coming from a sniveling sycophant like Cruz is beyond hypocritical, not to mention ironic to the nth degree.

After all, this the very same Ted Cruz who angrily whined when Trump made fun of his wife’s looks during the 2016 race for the White House, only to turn around and enthusiatically endorse him less than a month later when he wanted to remain politically viable in the Republican Party.

So instead of landing a blow on Scarborough and Brzezinski, all Teddy accomplished was humiliating himself so he could once again curry favor with a man who hates him. And that’s beyond pathetic, as social media users reminded Cruz.

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Why Did JD Vance Share A Meme Depicting Himself As ‘Trump’s Wife?’

Did you know that Vice President-elect J.D Vance sees himself as Donald Trump’s wife?

Based on a meme Vance shared on social media, it seems that Vance’s self-image is, to put it mildly, bizarre.

As Newsweek reports, “The image the Ohio senator posted on X, formerly Twitter, is a mock-up of Norman Rockwell’s famous 1940s Freedom From Want painting, featuring a large group sitting down at a table for the holiday meal with an elderly couple serving up a turkey. The painting is one of four known as the Four Freedoms series, inspired by President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s 1941 State of the Union address.”

“The image Vance shared on Thursday features his head superimposed over the matriarch figure, with Trump’s head replacing the patriarch at the head of the table.”

 

What in the hell is Vance implying? Is he married to Trump, or is he trying to tell us that he secretly wants to be a woman? Considering the extremist position Republicans advocate regarding the LGBT community, that might be a bit of a problem.

As expected, social media had a blast mocking Vance and his meme.

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Margie Greene Falls Flat On Her Face When She Tries To Rebrand Thanksgiving

Right-wing extremist Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) thinks it’s time we change the name of Thanksgiving to honor her political lord and savior, Donald Trump.

According to Greene, the new name for Thanksgiving needs to be “Trumpsgiving,” and she shared this notion on social media for the entire internet to see and scoff at.

As you’d expect, Greene’s fellow MAGA cultists were delighted by her Twitter posting, but critics were not so impressed and let the Georgia Republican know it.