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Officials Call Bullsh*t On Trump’s Claim He Has ‘TURNED ON THE WATER’ In California

Even though he long ago proved that he lies about everything, Braggart-in-Chief Donald Trump has outdone himself by claiming that thanks to him and the U.S. military, the water is back on in California.

In a post on social media Monday, Trump blared, “The United States Military just entered the Great State of California and, under Emergency Powers, TURNED ON THE WATER flowing abundantly from the Pacific Northwest, and beyond. The days of putting a Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER. Enjoy the water, California!!!”

However, as the California Department of Water Resources noted, no such thing happened and once again Donnie is letting the entire world know that he’s full of shit.

“The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.”

https://twitter.com/CA_DWR/status/1884122000232444407

As officials in the Golden State continue to fight the last wildfires still burning and provide aid to those who have been impacted by the blazes that have devastated large areas of Southern California, Trump continues to try and politicize the tragedy, according to Newsweek.

On Friday, Trump signed an executive order instructing federal agencies to “maximize” water delivery to California and “override” state policies where they deem it necessary.

The executive order claimed that during the recent Los Angeles wildfires “firefighters were unable to fight the blaze due to dry hydrants, empty reservoirs, and inadequate water infrastructure.”

Trump’s latest bluster and bragging was met with anger and mockery online.

In other news, Trump will be parting the Red Sea later today so that he can take credit and claim to be God Almighty.

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Donald Trump Jr. Healthcare WTF?!

Trump’s Proposed Medicare Chief: Uninsured Americans ‘Don’t Have A Right To Health’

Even though he lost a bid for the U.S. Senate and is widely seen as a laughingstock among respected members of the medical establishment, Donald Trump nominated Dr. Mehmet Oz to head the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services shortly after winning the 2024 presidential election.

However, comments Oz made several years ago to the National Governor’s Association could derail his chances of getting confirmed by the U.S. Senate.

In 2013, Oz told governors attending a conference that any Americans without health insurance “don’t have the right to health,” and should instead be provided with “a way of crawling back out of the abyss of darkness of fear over not having the health they need.”

How would that be accomplished? According to Oz, physicals in a “festival-like” setting would suffice for the uninsured.

“You can screen thousands of people for almost nothing, and you allow a conversation and take place in more of a festival-like setting,” Oz said. “It’s not scary, and I mentioned earlier that almost everybody’s come into our … physicals has a job, but a lot don’t have insurance.”

“Give them a way of crawling back out of the abyss of darkness of fear over not having the health they need, and give them an opportunity, cause they don’t have the right to health, but they have the right to access a chance to get that health.”

So if you’re without insurance, Dr. Oz thinks all you deserve is a 15-minute mini exam from a doctor at a health festival.

But what if you’re diagnosed with a serious illness at one of Dr. Oz’s traveling medical shows and still lack insurance? Are you wished good luck or would he advocate the immediate termination of your life because you’re a strain on the American healthcare system?

Senate Democrats are making it clear that they aren’t inclined to approve Oz to head the Medicare and Medicaid programs, with Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) noting that Oz has frequently called for privatizing Medicare via Medicare Advantage plans.

Warren said she has “concerns about your advocacy for the elimination of Traditional Medicare and your deep financial ties to private health insurers.”

It remains to be seen if Oz can secure the votes he needs for confirmation. But if he does, don’t be surprised if the U.S. medical system becomes yet another thing only the wealthiest Americans can access and afford. The rest of us, it seems, will have to suffer and die while Dr. Oz and his money-grubbing buddies further enrich themselves.

 

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Donald Trump Jr. Social Media

Don Jr. Rubs Something On His Gums At SpaceX Launch And The Internet Has Some Thoughts

For years now, there have been rumors (and let’s be clear that’s all they are) that Donald Trump Jr. is fond of certain illegal substances that cause people to act in suspicious ways.

For example, at the 2020 Republican National Convention, Don Jr. have a speech looking like might be using some sort of drug that’s known to boost a person’s energy level and leave them, for lack of a better phrase, “amped up.”

Here’s that infamous 2020 speech:

Do normal people speak like that? Nope. They don’t.

And now we have another example of Don Jr. possibly indulging in that same substance, which could be cocaine.

During an appearance with his father this week for a SpaceX rocket launch in Texas (no doubt to appease Elon Musk, who owns SpaceX), Junior reached into his pocket, withdrew it, and rubbed a finger on his gums.

For those who don’t know, there’s a reason a person using cocaine makes such a move to their mouth, as explained by Icarus Behavioral Health:

“Gumming, or rubbing cocaine powder on the gums, is a method some users rely on for two reasons. They (a) want to test the purity before the purchase of or use of cocaine. Or (b), they want to feel a cocaine high almost immediately.”

“The gums have many blood vessels, enabling cocaine absorption into the body quickly. This speedier absorption means the person can get high faster than smoking or snorting cocaine.”

That led Jimmy Kimmel to note on his show, “Let’s not jump to conclusion. Maybe he’s got some Fun Dip in there. Maybe his veneers were hurting and he needed a little dollop of Sensodyne.”

Social media joined the fun and took it from there.

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Donald Trump Jr. Foreign Policy Social Media

‘Disgusting’ Don Jr. Pelted With Online Barbs After He Tastelessly Trolls Ukraine’s Zelenskyy

Now that Russian President Vladimir Putin’s favorite American puppet, Donald Trump, is once again about to occupy the Oval Office and control U.S. foreign policy, it appears that the nation of Ukraine will soon be sacrificed to the Russians and forced to sign a peace agreement that will allow Putin to keep major portions of another sovereign country, which is in direct violation of numerous international agreements.

Will Donald Trump sell out our Ukrainian allies and allow Putin to keep his ill-gotten gains? Based on a social media posting from the president-elect’s son, Donald Trump Jr., it certainly seems so.

Don Jr. shared a video on Instagram of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy next to the disgraced president-elect along with a message:

“POV: You’re 38 Days from losing your allowance.”

Junior’s hateful posting drew plenty of pushback.

 

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Don Jr. And Eric Trump’s Halloween Costumes Are The Ultimate Self-Own

 

In a desperate attempt to try and own Democrats, Donald Trump Jr. and his brother, Eric, thought it’d be hilarious to dress as “garbage” for Halloween, a jab at President Joe Biden, who slammed comedian Tony Hinchcliffe for calling Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage” during a rally held at Madison Square Garden last Sunday by their father, failed former president Donald Trump.

Instead, the two Trump sons only wound up humiliating themselves and getting endlessly mocked on social media.

Here’s Don Jr’s pathetic costume:

And here’s Eric:

Let the humiliation begin.

Personally, I’d prefer to see all of the Trumps in prison garb.