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The Internet Explodes After Trump Doesn’t Place His Hand On The Bible For Oath Of Office

When he took the presidential oath of office earlier this afternoon, Rapist-in-Chief Donald Trump didn’t place his hand on the two Bibles being held by his wife, Melania.

Granted, the Constitution doesn’t say a president has to swear on the Bible or any other religious tome, but EVERY PRESIDENT in U.S. history has done so.

Here’s the official Associated Press photo of Trump being sworn in, which was shared by former Republican National Committee chairman and current MSNBC host Michael Steele.

That set off a tsunami of comments on social media.

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Trump’s Sunday Remark About Elon Musk And ‘Those Vote-Counting Computers’ Sets Off Charges Of Election Fraud

During a pre-inauguration rally Sunday evening in Washington, D.C., Felon-in-Chief Donald Trump made some comments about Twitter CEO Elon Musk and “vote-counting computers” that immediately touched off suggestions Trump and Musk may have used fraud to steal the 2024 presidential election.

Trump told supporters at the rally, “He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide.”

“He journeyed to Pennsylvania where he spent a month-and-a-half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania and he’s a popular guy,” Trump added. “He was very effective… Thank you to Elon.”

Pennsylvania was one of the key battleground states that helped Trump defeat Vice President Kamala Harris even though some of the late polling in the state showed Harris with a two to three-point lead on the day of the election.

Trump also won in key states such as Georgia, Michigan, and North Carolina, giving him an electoral vote victory.

But back to those Sunday remarks from Trump. Could they be a slip of the tongue by Donald that he and Musk rigged the voting tabulations and stole the election? That’s certainly what many on social media thought.

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Lindsey Graham Pitches A Hissy Fit When Asked About Trump’s Nominee To Head The FBI

 

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) got visibly angry this morning when asked about a so-called “enemies list” that FBI Director nominee Kash Patel reportedly has plans to implement if he becomes head of the nation’s premier law enforcement agency.

“Face the Nation” host Margaret Brennan prefaced her question by noting that former Attorney General Bill Barr had warned that Patel has “virtually no experience that would qualify him to serve at the highest level of the world’s preeminent law enforcement agency.”

“Was Attorney General Barr wrong then and wrong now?” Brennan inquired.

Graham replied, “Yeah, he was wrong then. He’s wrong now. And I take my advice on Kash Patel from Trey Gowdy, a dear friend from South Carolina who worked with Kash.”

“Well, OK, but he’s got a list,” Brennan said. “He’s got a list he’s published. Kash Patel has. He published it in a book of enemies.”

“I mean, do you take him at his word here that these are an enemies list, and you’re going to put him in a law enforcement role to go after him?” she asked.

Visibly angered, Graham responded, “I believe the hearing will expose him to be a very qualified man of the law. He’ll have to answer questions about what’s in the book. But I’m ready to vote for him because I know him, too. So you never asked me about the Russia hoax that he exposed.”

When Graham attempted to pivot to the topic of Israel, Brennan countered, “Lindsey Graham, this is a far cry from the question about Kash Patel. You took me all the way to Israel from Kash Patel.”

“OK, ask him about going after journalists, which he’s also said. I’m interested in the answer to that.”

Graham: “I’m sure Democratic friends will ask him. You shouldn’t worry about Kash Patel. You should worry about reporting the news fairly, which you don’t do when it comes to everything Trump!”

Brennan ended the interview by telling the senator, “Lindsey Graham, you’re a guest on this program because we wanted to hear you out.”

Lindsey’s such a drama queen. Does anyone know if it’s his time of the month?

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Roseanne Barr’s Strange Pro-Trump Rap Video Is A Complete Clusterf**k

Former sitcom star Roseanne Barr has been unofficially serving as a fluffer for Sex Offender-in-Chief Donald Trump ever since he was first elected in 2016, and now that the adjudicated rapist is about to take office once again, Barr has released a rap music video that may well be among the most horrific things ever posted online.

The video for the song “Daddy’s Home” first appeared Friday. It features many racist stereotypes, including box braids and oversized gold chains, along with enough “Make America Great Again” baseball caps to fill a warehouse.

And then there’s the lyrics:

“They try to cancel me and say I’m a racist. I got a mean hook, they can’t get me with that jam. Trying to take away my right to go and say this. Well, listen up, ’cause this Granny’s going bad.”

As if that’s not bad enough, Barr also tries to pick a fight with Eminem, who, unlike her, actually has talent.

“Screw Eminem, I’m Roseanne.”

Here’s the video for those brave enough to watch:

Social media rendered its own verdict on Barr’s nightmarish musical stylings.

If “Daddy’s Home” is indicative of the crap we can expect from Trump and his supporters over the next four years, this country is screwed even worse than we feared.

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Kid Rock Gets His A*s Handed To Him For Slamming Michelle Obama’s Refusal To Attend Trump’s Inauguration

Talentless hack and full-time douche canoe Kid Rock is upset with former First Lady Michelle Obama for her decision to skip the inauguration of Grifter-in-Chief Donald Trump.

Of course, Trump didn’t attend President Joe Biden’s inaguration in 2021 and neither did his wife, Melania, who should really be named Melanoma. (If you know, you know.)

The so-called “musician” was a guest on the Fox News show hosted by Jesse Watters, and he said he was “angry” by Mrs. Obama’s refusal to show up.

“I would kindly remind her that years back when [President Barack] Obama was first elected, I did not vote for him, but they asked me to play the inauguration. And I played it and I went, had a good time. I went out of respect for the presidency, so I would kindly remind Ms. Michelle about that.”

That’s only partially true.

Rock performed at the 2009 Youth Inaugural Ball, which isn’t the same as the inauguration.

The washed-up “singer” added, “She seems a little angry. She might be — I don’t know, if you can’t say something nice…”

Those comments didn’t sit well with many people on social media, and they righteously flayed the Kid online. Take a look: