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Ginger Gaetz’s ‘End Of An Era’ Post Defending Her Husband Gets Her Pelted With Mockery

Ginger Gaetz is the wife of former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL), and she came to his defense Thursday after he withdrew his name from consideration as the next Attorney General of the United States because his alleged sexual dalliances with underage girls all but guaranteed he could never be confirmed by the U.S. Senate.

Shortly after her husband made his decision, Mrs. Gaetz went on social media and tried to defend him with five words: “The end of an era.”

What the hell?! What era is it the end of? The pervert era? After all, her husband was under investigation for allegedly having sex with underage girls whom he later paid to buy their silence. Is this creep supposed to be lauded for that?

Mrs. Gaetz’s tweet got her royally roasted online.

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Donald Trump Jr. Social Media

Don Jr. Rubs Something On His Gums At SpaceX Launch And The Internet Has Some Thoughts

For years now, there have been rumors (and let’s be clear that’s all they are) that Donald Trump Jr. is fond of certain illegal substances that cause people to act in suspicious ways.

For example, at the 2020 Republican National Convention, Don Jr. have a speech looking like might be using some sort of drug that’s known to boost a person’s energy level and leave them, for lack of a better phrase, “amped up.”

Here’s that infamous 2020 speech:

Do normal people speak like that? Nope. They don’t.

And now we have another example of Don Jr. possibly indulging in that same substance, which could be cocaine.

During an appearance with his father this week for a SpaceX rocket launch in Texas (no doubt to appease Elon Musk, who owns SpaceX), Junior reached into his pocket, withdrew it, and rubbed a finger on his gums.

For those who don’t know, there’s a reason a person using cocaine makes such a move to their mouth, as explained by Icarus Behavioral Health:

“Gumming, or rubbing cocaine powder on the gums, is a method some users rely on for two reasons. They (a) want to test the purity before the purchase of or use of cocaine. Or (b), they want to feel a cocaine high almost immediately.”

“The gums have many blood vessels, enabling cocaine absorption into the body quickly. This speedier absorption means the person can get high faster than smoking or snorting cocaine.”

That led Jimmy Kimmel to note on his show, “Let’s not jump to conclusion. Maybe he’s got some Fun Dip in there. Maybe his veneers were hurting and he needed a little dollop of Sensodyne.”

Social media joined the fun and took it from there.

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Donald Trump WTF?!

Trump’s Latest ‘Limited Edition’ Grift Costs $10,000 And Is Getting Him Mercilessly Mocked

 

Con Man Don is back with a vengeance, and this time he’s hawking signed guitars for $10,000 a pop to the moronic MAGA sheep who always seem to have plenty of cash when it comes to buying worthless items as long as they’re endorsed by their tangerine-tinted lord and savior.

According to Mediaite, the twice-impeached president-elect announced his latest grift on another of his failed business ventures, Truth Social.

“These beautiful guitars feature the iconic phrase ‘Make America Great Again’ inlaid in authentic pearl up the neck of the guitar and the number 45 on the headstock signifying President Donald J. Trump’s historic term as President,” the company declared, adding that all stock would “arrive in time for Christmas.”

How much are the guitars? Well, the most basic model will set you back a cool $1,000, but if you really want to prove your fealty to the con man, there are other versions.

For a whopping $10,000, supporters of the president-elect can purchase one of the “Signature Edition” guitars. These guitars appear to be exactly the same as the “American Eagle series” guitars, but with the addition of Trump’s signature for an extra $8,500.

$10,000 for a guitar just because it’s signed by Mango Mussolini? That’s even steep for one that has Eric Clapton’s autograph, and at least he can play the damn thing!

As you’d expect, Twitter had fun mocking Donnie and reminding him that he’s nothing but a huckster.

This guy is the President-elect and he’s out here hocking shitty products like he’s stuck with the 3 AM shift at the Home Shopping Network…

Colin (@yesitscolin.bsky.social) 2024-11-20T19:06:45.458Z

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Donald Trump Social Media WTF?!

Video Circulating Online Leaves People Wondering If Trump Just Had Plastic Surgery

It’s redundant to suggest that something very strange is going on with Donald Trump, but a video shared on social media Tuesday is causing a major online debate about whether or not the twice-impeached president-elect may have had plastic surgery.

The video in question shows Trump standing next to Twitter/X CEO Elon Musk as they watch a rocket launched by Musk’s SpaceX company.

Reuters reported on the launch:

Elon Musk’s SpaceX launched its giant Starship rocket to space from Texas on Tuesday, advancing the ship’s spaceflight abilities but botching an attempt to bring its booster back to land as U.S. President-elect Donald Trump watched from the company’s rocket facilities.

The roughly 400-foot-tall (122-meter-tall) rocket system, designed to land astronauts on the moon and ferry crews to Mars, lifted off at 4 p.m. CT (2200 GMT) from SpaceX’s sprawling rocket development site in Boca Chica, Texas.

And here’s the video of Trump with Musk:

https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1859010021570588859

Is that really Trump, or someone wearing a Trump mask, sort of like the ones you see in the “Mission: Impossible” movies? Or did Donnie visit Melania’s plastic surgeon and have some work done to make himself look younger as he prepares for another term in office?

Commentary varied from mockery to conspiracy theories.

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Donald Trump GOP Sex Scandals

MTG Threatens To Release ‘The Entire Jeffrey Epstein Files’ If Gaetz Report Is Made Public

Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene said today on social media that if the House Ethics Committee report on former Rep. Matt Gaetz is released, she will release the “entire Jeffrey Epstein report,” along with all of the sexual harassment complaints that have been filed against members of Congress.

On Twitter/X, Greene posted a missive that began, “For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see.”

She continued:

Yes..

all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed

all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money

the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews

but not just those, there’s more, Epstein wasn’t/isn’t the only asset

If we’re going to dance, let’s all dance in the sunlight.

I’ll make sure we do.

Of course, Greene is just blowing smoke out of her ass because it’s doubtful she even has the full Epstein report, and even if she did, it would likely implicate prominent Republicans, including President-elect Donald Trump, who was buddies with Epstein for decades and had this to say about the late sex trafficker and pedophile in 2002:

“I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

Epstein later died under mysterious circumstances while in the custody of the Federal Bureau of Prisons while Trump was in the White House and his hand-picked attorney general, William Barr, headed up the Department of Justice. Epstein’s death was later ruled a suicide by the DOJ.

Greene is also a hypocrite because there have been rumors of her own sexual infidelity while she was still married. Those included her having sex with numerous men, according to The Independent.

“The Georgia Republican reportedly carried on two affairs, one with a tantric sex guru named Craig Ivey, and another with a gym manager named Justin Tway, both in her home of Alpharetta, Georgia.”

So go right ahead and release all the files you want, Margie. But that blade cuts both ways.