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Congressman Calls J.D. Vance The ‘Hatched’ Child Of Trump And Marjorie Taylor Greene

Sen J.D. Vance (R-OH) could soon be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office, and that’s a terrifying prospect, according to Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY), who called Vance “the baby of MAGA and QAnon” during an appearance on MSNBC.

Speaking with host Nicolle Wallace, Goldman noted that just minutes after failed former president Donald Trump was shot in Pennsylvania, Vance was on social media blaming President Joe Biden and Democrats for what the FBI is calling a failed assassination attempt.

“I mean, it’s so extreme, you know, it’s like if Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump got together and hatched something, and that’s J.D. Vance,” Goldman explained. “It’s insane — some of his views. His extremism on abortion — no exception for rape or incest. He has said he would not have certified the last election and will not guarantee that he will certify this election. He has overtly supported Vladimir Putin and Russia in his effort to take over the democratic country of Ukraine.”

The New York Democrat added that Vance is a “neophyte and a novice who has flip-flopped over the last several years after being a NeverTrumper and calling him the potential next American Hitler to now selling his soul so that he can rise the ranks, and Donald Trump loves that.”

J.D. Vance is indeed a member of the extreme right wing of the Republican Party. He has suggested that women should stay in abusive marriages for the sake of their children and made it clear that he thinks all abortions should be banned in the United States, even if a pregnancy was the result of rape or incest.

In other words, Vance is the perfect running mate for Donald Trump because both of them are direct threats to the American republic.

 

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Viral Video Appears To Show An Insole ‘Lift’ Flying Out Of Trump’s Shoe When He Was Shot

While it’s been clear for quite some time now that convicted felon/2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is one of the most insecure and malignantly vain human beings to ever trod the planet, a new video taken the day he was shot at in Pennsylvania seems to prove what many have suspected: Donnie wears lifts his shoes to make himself appear taller than he is.

The New York Post reports that Trump’s shoes did indeed come off in the mayhem that took place when he was shot.

He also cleared up a mystery about his shoes. On the video of the shooting and aftermath, as the burly agents tried to rush him off the stage for safety, he can be heard saying, “Wait, I want to get my shoes.” 

As he explained in the interview, “The agents hit me so hard that my shoes fell off, and my shoes are tight,” he said with a smile.

Yes, the shoes did indeed fall off, though it’d be more accurate to say they quite literally flew off, careening off the stage and into the nearby grass, as you can see in this video:

Oh, and we also know that there’s something odd going on with Trump’s shoes, as you can see in this photo:

Have you ever seen an insole that caused a person’s foot to be that elevated out of the shoe he’s wearing? If so, feel free to share it with all of us so we can compare.

The video set off a torrent of commentary on Twitter.

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Trump Campaign Humiliated After Vowing To Lock Up ‘Violet Offenders’

The 2024 Trump for President campaign needs to do some basic proofreading when it comes to their official website, because they seem to think that it’s a big deal that they’re going to be tough on “violet” offenders if convicted felon Donald Trump wins in November.

Under the heading of Trump’s core promises is the vow to “lock up violet offenders.”

Violet? Pretty sure that’s supposed to be “violent offenders,” but you never know with the Donald.

The MAGA faithful attempted to inform the Trump campaign about their error, but their complaints have been unsuccessful..

Of course, Trump has a history of saying mind-numbingly things, as HuffPost noted earlier this year regarding a speech the disgraced former president gave.

The Republican 2024 front-runner on Friday complained to a crowd of supporters in Mason City, Iowa, about electric catapults and magnetic elevator systems for U.S. aircraft carriers.

The four-times-indicted former president polarized with this line: “All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets.”

 

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Slammed For Saying Democrats Are ‘Flat Out Evil’ And Tried To ‘Murder’ Trump

Despite calls from both Democrats and Republicans to tamp down the incendiary rhetoric that may have contributed to the attempted assassination of disgraced former president Donald Trump, GOP Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA) decided she would escalate the issue by saying on Twitter that Democrats are “flat out evil” and attempted to “murder” Trump.

“We are in a battle between GOOD and EVIL,” Greene said over the weekend. “The Democrats are the party of pedophiles, murdering the innocent unborn, violence, and bloody, meaningless, endless wars.”

She then added, “They want to lock up their political opponents, and terrorize innocent Americans who would tell the truth about it.”

“The Democrat party is flat out evil, and yesterday they tried to murder President Trump.”

With reports now coming from the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee that Trump will call for “unity” when he speaks on Thursday evening, Greene’s posting was not well-received on social media, where she was pelted with derision.

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Seth Meyers Brutally Trolls Lauren Boebert For Her Latest Social Media Idiocy

On Thursday, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) suggested in a posting on Twitter that the coronavirus vaccine might be responsible for President Joe Biden’s bad performance at last month’s first debate with convicted felon Donald Trump, writing, “I wonder what could have caused Joe Biden’s rapid physical and cognitive decline?”

That led “Late Night” host Seth Meyers to respond on his show, remarking, “Yeah, no, I wonder.”

“Could it have been a thoroughly tested vaccine that saved millions of lives that was subjected to rigorous safety trials by some of the world’s most renowned scientists or could it have been, I don’t know, the march of time?”

Boebert, Meyers suggested, is clearly suffering from “‘Beetlejuice’-induced mania.”

“If you’re trying to make us forget about the time you got kicked out of ‘Beetlejuice The Musical’ for groping your date, turning into one of the characters is a terrible strategy,” Meyers added, referencing the musical’s character Lydia Deetz.

Twitter users also had some choice thoughts about Boebert and her vaccine idiocy.