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The Jokes Write Themselves After Trump Vows To ‘Build Monuments To Our Great Heroes’

Donald Trump wants us all to know that in his next administration, there will be lots of monuments erected that will honor “our great American heroes.”

Trump made that announcement Tuesday on his social media platform, Truth Social, writing, “America is going to start building monuments to our great heroes and heroines again!!! DJT”

Who, you might ask, would those heroes and heroines be? Will there be one for George Wallace and another for David Duke? Or will he sign a proclamation giving Russian president Vladimir Putin American citizenship so his image can be carved on Mount Rushmore?

How about we replace the Washington Monument with a giant statue of Ivanka Trump? That way her daddy can get a stiffy when he walks by.

Fortunately, Trump had the input of the entire social media community, which was only too happy to join the debate.

My mind first went to presidents like Andrew Jackson but it’s probably going to be like the QAnon Shaman and Grimace and the war criminal soldiers he pardoned.

Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) 2024-12-10T16:27:08.965Z

 

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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