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Social Media Erupts With Laughter When MT Greene Says ‘I Think You Need To Understand Language’

Radical right-wing extremist nutjob Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is upset because people are asking why her political lord and savior, Rapist-in-Chief Donald “Pussy Grabber” Trump hasn’t yet ended the war between Russia and Ukraine “within 24 hours” if he won the 2024 presidential election.

For those who have forgotten, Trump told Fox host Sean Hannity, “I would fix that within 24 hours, and if I win, before I get into the office, I will have that war settled.”

The election was over a month ago, yet Russia and Ukraine are still at war. So what gives?

According to Greene, Trump didn’t actually promise what he promised.

Speaking with NOTUS, the congresswoman said, “I think you need to understand language. And everyone else in America understands that language.”

“I don’t think the media pressing Day One is specifically ‘Day One,’” Greene insisted. “But he’s talking about that as one of his first roles as president, and there are many. He’s going to be writing hundreds of executive orders but, yes, ending that war is important.”

Trump will “be the one that ends that war,” she added.

You need to understand language? That’s pretty damn ironic coming from a woman who is defending a man who never means what he says and spews crap that doesn’t make a bit of sense the majority of the time.

Trump has no actual plan to end the conflict between Russia and Ukraine, and even if he does, it will undoubtedly consist of a demand that the Ukrainians allow Russian dictator Vladimir Putin to keep the territory he illegally seized from another sovereign nation.

So now it’s all about understanding language, huh, Marge? That’d be great if it made any sense at all, but asking a Republican to employ logic is about as pointless as asking the proverbial bear not to shit in the woods and use Charmin if he does.

Social media users had some “language” for Margie, too.

Mar Jar Binks Greene tries to explain Newspeak. She said "Understand Language" when she meant to not take things literally. Day One is not really Day One and 24 hours in not even 24 months if Big Brother says it.Newspeak is here.

— William Francis (@williamfrancis.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T17:56:30.458Z

“I think you need to understand language,” Greene said, "and everyone else in America understands that language.”That is what crazy lady marge said when asked about this.I say no marge, the American people understand that your orange Jesus is a lying idiot!!!!!!!!!!

— (@wlarry.bsky.social) 2025-01-15T19:52:37.952Z

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Frets Over Massive Winter Storm Delaying Trump’s Election Certification

An enormous winter storm is bearing down on a large part of the Eastern United States and is expected to bring snow and bitter temperatures across the region.

According to NBC News, “Kansas, Arkansas, Kentucky and Virginia have declared states of emergency as the storm, driven by a polar vortex, moved east after striking the central United States. Southern states like Mississippi and Florida also warned of dangerous cold and treacherous conditions, according to the National Weather Service.”

“A polar vortex is an area of low pressure and cold air that swirls like a wheel around each of Earth’s two polar regions. Sometimes the Arctic polar vortex wobbles and a lobe surges south, blanketing parts of North America with bitter temperatures.”

“As the storm moved east, around 60 million people, across 30 states from the Plains to the mid-Atlantic, were under weather alerts as a developing low-pressure system threatened heavy snow and crippling ice over the next three days.”

However, according to Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the biggest threat from the storm isn’t the human and economic impact that will be felt for weeks to come. Instead, she’s worried that Donald Trump’s certification as the winner of the 2024 presidential election could be delayed.

Greene expressed her fear and paranoia on social media.

“Jan 6th at 1:00 pm Congress must certify President Trump’s historic election.”

“Washington has a winter storm warning for Jan 5-7th expecting possibly a foot of snow,” Greene added. “Many members of congress left town this weekend even though they were told to stay. I’m here and will walk to the Capitol if I have to.”

In a later posting, Greene wrote,  “Jan 6th we certify President Trump’s election!”

“I’ll be here no matter how much it snows and so should every single Republican!!”

Of course, it should come as no surprise that Greene is eager to certify the results of the last election. After all, she’s had her head buried in Trump’s fat ass since he ran for president in 2016. She loves his blatant bigotry, hatred for minorities, and dedication to cutting taxes for the wealthy at the expense of hardworking Americans.

Green’s fretting led to a torrent of online mockery.

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Margie Greene Says She Wants A ‘Blanket Pardon’ – The Internet Asks ‘Is That A Confession?’

To express her outrage over the pardon President Joe Biden gave to his son, Hunter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) declared yesterday that she wants a “blanket pardon” when Donald Trump retakes office next year.

On Twitter/X, Greene posted, “If Democrats are going to play the pardon game then we should do the same thing. Trump can just blanket pardon all of us too.”

https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1863953303899357555

Reportedly, Greene begged Trump for a pardon before he left office in 2020. That’s according to Cassidy Hutchinson, an aide to former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, who told the House Jan. 6 committee in 2022, “I heard that she asked the White House counsel’s office for a pardon.”

Greene denied Hutchinson’s allegation, calling it “gossip and lies.”

But the Georgia Republican’s latest reference to being pardoned left many wondering if she had just accidentally confessed to having committed a crime.

https://twitter.com/Toplinesman/status/1863960684070908280

https://twitter.com/LizbethFriedman/status/1864146942265085976

Instead of asking for a pardon, Margie might just want to go ahead and put an attorney on retainer.

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Margie Greene Falls Flat On Her Face When She Tries To Rebrand Thanksgiving

Right-wing extremist Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) thinks it’s time we change the name of Thanksgiving to honor her political lord and savior, Donald Trump.

According to Greene, the new name for Thanksgiving needs to be “Trumpsgiving,” and she shared this notion on social media for the entire internet to see and scoff at.

As you’d expect, Greene’s fellow MAGA cultists were delighted by her Twitter posting, but critics were not so impressed and let the Georgia Republican know it.

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Marjorie Greene Says She And Elon Musk Will ‘Remove Toilets In Africa’ To Cut Federal Spending

According to Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, she and Twitter CEO Elon Musk will cut trillions of dollars from the federal budget by using the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to investigate National Public Radio and “toilets in Africa.”

What Greene neglected to mention is that DOGE doesn’t actually have any power to cut a damn thing. That can only be done by Congress with the approval of the president.

Greene was asked by Fox host Maria Bartiromo, “Elon Musk will be leading the newly created Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, under the Trump administration, aimed at cutting at least $2 trillion said to be government waste of taxpayer money.”

“Tell us what you see as the most government waste.”

Greene, who will lead the House DOGE subcommittee, replied, “It’s all over,” Greene insisted. “Every single government department program, grant programs, contracts, it is everywhere.”

“We’ll be looking at everything from government-funded media programs like NPR that spread nothing but Democrat propaganda,” she added. “We’ll be going into grant programs that fund things like sex apps in Malaysia, toilets in Africa, all kinds of programs that don’t help the American people.”

“We’re going to look in every single aspect and we don’t care about people’s feelings.”

Of course, Greene has no feelings because she’s a heartless heap of human excrement who only cares about herself and her savior, Donald Trump. All she wants to do is wreak chaos and havoc everywhere she goes and sleep with whatever troglodytes happen to cross her path. The more the merrier seems to be Margie’s motto in that regard.

Here’s a suggestion: Cut the salaries of everyone in the House and Senate and ban them from accepting campaign contributions. Also, take away their health insurance, pension, and other benefits, all of which are paid for with taxpayer money.

And while we’re at it, let’s make sure that the IRS takes a good long look at Ms. Greene’s tax returns since she joined Congress. Here’s betting she’s already committed income tax fraud and needs to be behind bars.