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Vance’s RNC Acceptance Speech Went Over Like A ‘Wet Box Of Matches’ – Even Trump Looked Bored

It was the biggest speech of his life, but Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) left many in the audience at the 2024 Republican National Convention less than impressed, including convicted felon and failed former president Donald Trump, who appeared terminally bored as he watched his running mate tell his life story.

NBC News notes that Vance highlighted his troubled past, which includes a mother who was addicted to drugs.

“Mamaw raised me as my mother struggled with addiction,” Vance recalled. “Mamaw was in so many ways a woman of many contradictions. She loved the Lord, she was a woman of very deep Christian faith, but she also loved the f-word. I’m not kidding, she could make a sailor blush.”

“Our movement is about single moms like mine, who struggled with money and addiction but never gave up,” Vance said. “And I am proud to say that tonight my mom is here, 10 years clean and sober.”

But despite his homespun phrasing, many were less than impressed with what Vance had to say while others found it laughable that he claimed today’s GOP is a “big tent.”

And of course there was the predictable ass-kissing of his master.

 “They accused him of being a tyrant. They said he must be stopped at all costs. But how did he respond? He called for national unity, for national calm, literally right after an assassin nearly took his life. He remembered the victims of the terrible attack, especially the brave Corey Comperatore, who gave his life to protect his family. … And then President Trump flew to Milwaukee and got back to work.”

Well if it walks like a tyrant, talks like a tyrant, and acts like a tyrant, it sure as hell ain’t a duck, J.D.

Social media also weighed in on Vance’s speech.

Oh well, maybe J.D. will be more successful when he attempts to tell American women that he doesn’t want them to have any rights other than the right to be birthing vessels.

 

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Matt Gaetz Freaks Out RNC Viewers With Apparent ‘Facelift’ And Gets Trolled Online: ‘Lay Off The Botox’

Something strange happened at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday evening when Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) took the stage to address the assembled delegates.

As Gaetz stepped to the podium to speak, it was immediately obvious that something was different about his appearance, as Patriot Takes noted on Twitter with a side-by-side photo comparison of the Florida Republican.

Holy shit! Did Matty get a facelift? Or has he been hitting the Botox to look younger? Whatever the reason, it didn’t take long before social media exploded with top-notch mockery and trolling. Take a look:

 

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RNC Attendees Mocked For Wearing ‘Maxi Pads’ On Their Ears As Proof Of Fealty To Trump

If you watched any of the 2024 Republican National Convention (a.k.a. GOP Nuremberg rally) on Tuesday evening, you may have noticed that many delegates were wearing bandages on their right ear, a sign of loyalty to convicted felon Donald Trump, who survived an assassination attempt over the weekend during a campaign rally in Pennsylvania.

According to Newsweek, “Arizona delegate Joe Neglia, 63, told CBS News that the prop, which he said he made on the bus to the convention, was an homage to the Republican nominee. He called it ‘the newest fashion trend.'”

“It’s just in sympathy with Donald Trump,” Neglia told U.K. newspaper The Guardian. “I saw that man get shot. I thought that man has almost given his life for his country. He deserves some respect for that.”

It didn’t take long before the mockery began on social media.

 

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Congressman Calls J.D. Vance The ‘Hatched’ Child Of Trump And Marjorie Taylor Greene

Sen J.D. Vance (R-OH) could soon be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office, and that’s a terrifying prospect, according to Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY), who called Vance “the baby of MAGA and QAnon” during an appearance on MSNBC.

Speaking with host Nicolle Wallace, Goldman noted that just minutes after failed former president Donald Trump was shot in Pennsylvania, Vance was on social media blaming President Joe Biden and Democrats for what the FBI is calling a failed assassination attempt.

“I mean, it’s so extreme, you know, it’s like if Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump got together and hatched something, and that’s J.D. Vance,” Goldman explained. “It’s insane — some of his views. His extremism on abortion — no exception for rape or incest. He has said he would not have certified the last election and will not guarantee that he will certify this election. He has overtly supported Vladimir Putin and Russia in his effort to take over the democratic country of Ukraine.”

The New York Democrat added that Vance is a “neophyte and a novice who has flip-flopped over the last several years after being a NeverTrumper and calling him the potential next American Hitler to now selling his soul so that he can rise the ranks, and Donald Trump loves that.”

J.D. Vance is indeed a member of the extreme right wing of the Republican Party. He has suggested that women should stay in abusive marriages for the sake of their children and made it clear that he thinks all abortions should be banned in the United States, even if a pregnancy was the result of rape or incest.

In other words, Vance is the perfect running mate for Donald Trump because both of them are direct threats to the American republic.

 

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Viral Video Appears To Show An Insole ‘Lift’ Flying Out Of Trump’s Shoe When He Was Shot

While it’s been clear for quite some time now that convicted felon/2024 Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is one of the most insecure and malignantly vain human beings to ever trod the planet, a new video taken the day he was shot at in Pennsylvania seems to prove what many have suspected: Donnie wears lifts his shoes to make himself appear taller than he is.

The New York Post reports that Trump’s shoes did indeed come off in the mayhem that took place when he was shot.

He also cleared up a mystery about his shoes. On the video of the shooting and aftermath, as the burly agents tried to rush him off the stage for safety, he can be heard saying, “Wait, I want to get my shoes.” 

As he explained in the interview, “The agents hit me so hard that my shoes fell off, and my shoes are tight,” he said with a smile.

Yes, the shoes did indeed fall off, though it’d be more accurate to say they quite literally flew off, careening off the stage and into the nearby grass, as you can see in this video:

Oh, and we also know that there’s something odd going on with Trump’s shoes, as you can see in this photo:

Have you ever seen an insole that caused a person’s foot to be that elevated out of the shoe he’s wearing? If so, feel free to share it with all of us so we can compare.

The video set off a torrent of commentary on Twitter.