A woman who attended a watch party held this week in Iowa by former president Donald Trump wants us all to know that the failed ex-president is “perfect” and getting better looking each and every day.
Mediaite reports that the woman, Sharon Anderson, is part of what’s known as the “Front Row Joes” who show up and support Trump wherever he goes.
Anderson was speaking with Vanessa Broussard of Right Side Broadcasting Network, who began the interview by explaining, “A group that comes to every Trump campaign event are the Front Row Joes. They were nicknamed the Front Row Joes by President Trump because they’re always first in line and they’re always front row. I have Mike and Sharon with me today. The party’s getting started. How excited are you?”
Anderson: “I can’t describe it! There’s no words! This is just the start of the best that’s yet to come.”
A few minutes later, Anderson remarked, “He’s never wrong about anything!”
Oh, and she also claimed that Trump keeps all of his promises.
“Every promise, every promise! And he. You see it every day. You don’t. You don’t wonder what he’s doing. You know, he’s putting America first.”
But the conversation soon took a bizarre turn when Anderson began expressing her bizarre attraction to the Donald.
“And you know, as a female, of course I’m older than you a good bit. I’m 67, but I still notice looks of guys. Donald Trump’s always been good looking. I think this campaign business makes him better looking. He just gets better looking at every rally!”
That led the interviewer to join in lusting after the obese former head of state with a rat’s nest on top of his head.
“Donald Trump is getting more attractive by the day! He’s got brains and he’s got the looks right. So he’s the perfect man.”
If Donald Trump is the perfect man, then the United States is truly doomed.
