Categories
Elon Musk GOP WTF?!

Marjorie Greene Says She And Elon Musk Will ‘Remove Toilets In Africa’ To Cut Federal Spending

According to Georgia Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, she and Twitter CEO Elon Musk will cut trillions of dollars from the federal budget by using the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to investigate National Public Radio and “toilets in Africa.”

What Greene neglected to mention is that DOGE doesn’t actually have any power to cut a damn thing. That can only be done by Congress with the approval of the president.

Greene was asked by Fox host Maria Bartiromo, “Elon Musk will be leading the newly created Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, under the Trump administration, aimed at cutting at least $2 trillion said to be government waste of taxpayer money.”

“Tell us what you see as the most government waste.”

Greene, who will lead the House DOGE subcommittee, replied, “It’s all over,” Greene insisted. “Every single government department program, grant programs, contracts, it is everywhere.”

“We’ll be looking at everything from government-funded media programs like NPR that spread nothing but Democrat propaganda,” she added. “We’ll be going into grant programs that fund things like sex apps in Malaysia, toilets in Africa, all kinds of programs that don’t help the American people.”

“We’re going to look in every single aspect and we don’t care about people’s feelings.”

Of course, Greene has no feelings because she’s a heartless heap of human excrement who only cares about herself and her savior, Donald Trump. All she wants to do is wreak chaos and havoc everywhere she goes and sleep with whatever troglodytes happen to cross her path. The more the merrier seems to be Margie’s motto in that regard.

Here’s a suggestion: Cut the salaries of everyone in the House and Senate and ban them from accepting campaign contributions. Also, take away their health insurance, pension, and other benefits, all of which are paid for with taxpayer money.

And while we’re at it, let’s make sure that the IRS takes a good long look at Ms. Greene’s tax returns since she joined Congress. Here’s betting she’s already committed income tax fraud and needs to be behind bars.

 

Categories
Donald Trump WTF?!

Trump’s Latest ‘Limited Edition’ Grift Costs $10,000 And Is Getting Him Mercilessly Mocked

 

Con Man Don is back with a vengeance, and this time he’s hawking signed guitars for $10,000 a pop to the moronic MAGA sheep who always seem to have plenty of cash when it comes to buying worthless items as long as they’re endorsed by their tangerine-tinted lord and savior.

According to Mediaite, the twice-impeached president-elect announced his latest grift on another of his failed business ventures, Truth Social.

“These beautiful guitars feature the iconic phrase ‘Make America Great Again’ inlaid in authentic pearl up the neck of the guitar and the number 45 on the headstock signifying President Donald J. Trump’s historic term as President,” the company declared, adding that all stock would “arrive in time for Christmas.”

How much are the guitars? Well, the most basic model will set you back a cool $1,000, but if you really want to prove your fealty to the con man, there are other versions.

For a whopping $10,000, supporters of the president-elect can purchase one of the “Signature Edition” guitars. These guitars appear to be exactly the same as the “American Eagle series” guitars, but with the addition of Trump’s signature for an extra $8,500.

$10,000 for a guitar just because it’s signed by Mango Mussolini? That’s even steep for one that has Eric Clapton’s autograph, and at least he can play the damn thing!

As you’d expect, Twitter had fun mocking Donnie and reminding him that he’s nothing but a huckster.

This guy is the President-elect and he’s out here hocking shitty products like he’s stuck with the 3 AM shift at the Home Shopping Network…

Colin (@yesitscolin.bsky.social) 2024-11-20T19:06:45.458Z

Categories
Donald Trump Social Media WTF?!

Video Circulating Online Leaves People Wondering If Trump Just Had Plastic Surgery

It’s redundant to suggest that something very strange is going on with Donald Trump, but a video shared on social media Tuesday is causing a major online debate about whether or not the twice-impeached president-elect may have had plastic surgery.

The video in question shows Trump standing next to Twitter/X CEO Elon Musk as they watch a rocket launched by Musk’s SpaceX company.

Reuters reported on the launch:

Elon Musk’s SpaceX launched its giant Starship rocket to space from Texas on Tuesday, advancing the ship’s spaceflight abilities but botching an attempt to bring its booster back to land as U.S. President-elect Donald Trump watched from the company’s rocket facilities.

The roughly 400-foot-tall (122-meter-tall) rocket system, designed to land astronauts on the moon and ferry crews to Mars, lifted off at 4 p.m. CT (2200 GMT) from SpaceX’s sprawling rocket development site in Boca Chica, Texas.

And here’s the video of Trump with Musk:

https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1859010021570588859

Is that really Trump, or someone wearing a Trump mask, sort of like the ones you see in the “Mission: Impossible” movies? Or did Donnie visit Melania’s plastic surgeon and have some work done to make himself look younger as he prepares for another term in office?

Commentary varied from mockery to conspiracy theories.

Categories
Donald Trump Elections WTF?!

Trump Urges Would-Be Assassins To ‘Shoot Through The Fake News’ At Pennsylvania Rally

During a Sunday campaign rally in the key battleground state of Pennsylvania, failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump suggested that if any assassins had designs on taking shots at him, they should aim at members of the media covering the event instead.

Pointing out that he is now surrounded by bulletproof ballistic glass when he speaks in public, Trump noted, “And I have a piece of glass over here, and I don’t have a piece of glass there, and I have this piece of glass here. But all we have really over here is the fake news, right?”

“And to get me, somebody would have to shoot through the fake news, and I don’t mind that so much,” he continued. “I don’t mind, I don’t mind that.”

The only problem with being surrounded by the protective glass, Trump added, is that it doesn’t “look great on television.”

“No, when you see yourself on television, you say, boy, you’re, you’re really not very recognizable, to be honest with you, which is good.”

Minutes later, Trump claimed he was a “very smart person” because his nonsensical ramblings were all part of his “weave” strategy that only smart people understand.

“You know, now they are saying that was the most brilliant speech is saying it’s a weave. And then what happens is while you’re here, there’s a point having to do with that point. And you go weave, weave, then you come here, then you do another weave, weave, weave.”

“And it’s very complex. But then it gets very simple because it all comes brilliantly and beautifully together. And they actually acknowledge this total genius there.”

Total genius? He’s the dumbest person ever elected to public office in the history of the United States. A block of granite is smarter than Donald Trump.

Categories
Donald Trump Elections Viral Video WTF?!

VIRAL VIDEO: Trump Simulates Sex Act With Microphone During Campaign Speech

Failed former president Donald Trump needs an immediate intervention, and he proved that Friday evening during a campaign rally in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

According to HuffPost, there was a problem with Trump’s microphone, which led him to lash out.

“You got to be kidding? Do you want to see me knock the hell out people backstage?” asked the GOP nominee, who called it a “pretty stupid situation” after supporters chanted “fix the mic” during his speech.

He then added,  “I get so angry I’m up here seething, I’m seething, I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic. I’m blowing out my left arm now I’m going to blow out my right arm and I’m blowing out my damn throat, too, ’cause these stupid people.”

Minutes later, as Trump verbally slagged his former chief-of-staff, John Kelly, Trump yanked the microphone away from its holder and seemed to mime fellating the mic stand.

See for yourself:

Trump’s Friday evening antics are just the latest of his bizarre behavior this week.

On Thursday, the disgraced ex-president suggested that former GOP Rep. Liz Cheney should have guns pointed at her.

“She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, OK?” the former president said at a campaign event in Glendale with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson. “Let’s see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face.”

Trump also hurled insults at Cheney, once the third-ranking Republican in House leadership, calling her “very dumb,” a “stupid person” and “the moron.”

And there was also the strange photo-op with a garbage truck, which backfired badly on Trump.

Social media commentators have raised concerns over Donald Trump‘s health after footage emerged of the Republican presidential candidate climbing into a campaign-branded garbage truck.

In Wisconsin on Wednesday, Trump was filmed getting into the truck while wearing an orange fluorescent safety vest, an apparent response to President Joe Biden appearing to call his supporters “garbage” earlier this week. The footage was taken during a campaign stop, and Trump later wore the fluorescent vest to a rally in Green Bay.

A seven-second clip was shared on X by Matt McDermott, a pollster who works on a range of progressive causes as senior vice president of Whitman Insight Strategies. It shows Trump reach toward, and appearing to miss, the garbage truck door before briefly looking unsure on his footing.

The mic fellation led to plenty of commentary on social media.

div id=”ld-8896-8926″>