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WATCH A Trump Supporter Try (And Fail) To Find The Word ‘God’ In The Constitution

A Trump supporter made a complete fool of herself — on national TV, no less — when she insisted that the name of “God” can be found in the U.S. Constitution when challenged on the issue by a CNN correspondent.

Julian Lightfoot was being interviewed by CNN’s Donie O’Sullivan when she remarked, “The job of the journalist is to ask the questions, allow the person to speak and just report the facts. What was spoken. Would you like for me to pull up the definition of journalists?”

O’Sullivan: “That’s okay, but thank you, Julie.”

The woman then added, “Okay. I have a God-given right to speak my own truth.”

“But there are facts, right?” O’Sullivan inquired.

That’s when Lightfoot began spouting conspiracy theories and lies.

“The facts have shown that the election was stolen. Whether you’re willing to look at that and accept that and really show what’s going on, that’s your issue, not ours.”
“We want the God-Given freedom that our Constitution and our Bill of Rights is based on.”

O’Sullivan: “God-given constitutional rights.”

“Yes,” Lightfoot replied.

 “They’re two different things, right?” O’Sullivan asked.

“No, sir, they’re not! Read. R-E-A-D the Constitution. Read it out loud to yourself so that you hear what the words of the Constitution say.”

“God isn’t mentioned in the Constitution,” O’Sullivan rightly informed the woman.

Lightfoot: “Sir!”

Pulling out her cell phone and bringing up the text of the Constitution on the device, Lightfoot began to read. She could not find “God” in the document. Why? Because it isn’t there and never has been.

As O’Sullivan later told CNN host Jake Tapper, “We found out that God is not mentioned in the Constitution. There’s this conflation between the United States and between the land of the Bible, and it’s because of that that a lot of these folks who are also convinced that the election was stolen, they now view this as a kind of Biblical crusade to steal it back and to save America. So it’s misinformation on top of a very perverse view of patriotism and Christianity.”

Much like the man they worship like a demigod, supporters of Donald Trump aren’t fond of reading. Why? Because most of them are intellectually lazy and would rather be misinformed than have to admit they’re wrong, just like Trump himself.

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WATCH A Trump Supporter Swoon: Donald Is ‘So Doggone Close’ To Jesus

While it’s been obvious for years now that those who support failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump aren’t exactly fond of facts and truth, one of his acolytes suggested that the disgraced ex-head of state is “so doggone close” to Jesus.

CNN reporter Donie O’Sullivan was speaking with some of Trump’s evangelical Christian supporters and asked Grace Riedinger, “Is [Jesus] on the ballot?”

Riedinger happily replied, “He’s not on the ballot, but Trump is so doggone close.”

 O’Sullivan then asked another Trumper, Sharon Manders, “Do you think, is America a Christian country? Founded as a Christian country?”

“I believe that — growing up I did,” Manders responded. “Yes, founded as a Christian country.”

O’Sullivan: “But obviously in the Constitution, there is that separation of church and state?”

“Well yes, but then there’s also, uh, always — when I went to public school, we were allowed to pray.”

Students can still pray in public schools, as long as faculty members don’t lead the prayers.

“When you say Christianity is under attack in America, you’re talking about in the schools?” O’Sullivan asked.

“Not so much the schools, but just, uh — I just can’t come up with anything right now,” Manders confessed.

Donald Trump is by far the biggest heathen and hypocrite to ever be elected president. He never attends church, cannot name his favorite Bible verse, and has cheated on all three of his wives. Oh, and he has also admitted that he’s sexually attracted to his daughter, Ivanka.

So close to Jesus? To quote the Bible, “Jesus wept.”

 

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Female Trump Supporter Says ‘Perfect’ Trump ‘Gets Better Looking’ All The Time

A woman who attended a watch party held this week in Iowa by former president Donald Trump wants us all to know that the failed ex-president is “perfect” and getting better looking each and every day.

Mediaite reports that the woman, Sharon Anderson, is part of what’s known as the “Front Row Joes” who show up and support Trump wherever he goes.

Anderson was speaking with Vanessa Broussard of Right Side Broadcasting Network, who began the interview by explaining, “A group that comes to every Trump campaign event are the Front Row Joes. They were nicknamed the Front Row Joes by President Trump because they’re always first in line and they’re always front row. I have Mike and Sharon with me today. The party’s getting started. How excited are you?”

Anderson: “I can’t describe it! There’s no words! This is just the start of the best that’s yet to come.”

A few minutes later, Anderson remarked, “He’s never wrong about anything!”

Oh, and she also claimed that Trump keeps all of his promises.

“Every promise, every promise! And he. You see it every day. You don’t. You don’t wonder what he’s doing. You know, he’s putting America first.”

But the conversation soon took a bizarre turn when Anderson began expressing her bizarre attraction to the Donald.

“And you know, as a female, of course I’m older than you a good bit. I’m 67, but I still notice looks of guys. Donald Trump’s always been good looking. I think this campaign business makes him better looking. He just gets better looking at every rally!”

That led the interviewer to join in lusting after the obese former head of state with a rat’s nest on top of his head.

“Donald Trump is getting more attractive by the day! He’s got brains and he’s got the looks right. So he’s the perfect man.”

If Donald Trump is the perfect man, then the United States is truly doomed.

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Clueless Trump Supporter On Why ‘More Guns’ Are Needed: ‘You Can’t Fight Fire With Water’

Since we were children, most of us have heard that one of the most effective ways to put out a fire is with water. After all, water is what fire fighters almost always use to extinguish blazes that occur in homes, offices, and other locations.

But a delusional Trump supporter wants us to know that water isn’t the way to go when it comes to fighting fires.

That Trump enthusiast was interviewed by a member of the comedy duo “The Good Liars,” and he shared his view of all things pertinent to our daily lives.

In the video clip below, you’ll see Davram Stiefler of “The Good Liars” speaking with a man wearing a Trump 2024 cap and a T-shirt that reads, “All Rifles Matter.” Asked what his top issue is for the 2024 election, the man remarks, “No gun-free zones.”

Seeking to clarify, Stiefler responds, “More guns.”

“Yeah,” the man replies. “If you can’t fight fire with water, got to fight fire with fire.”

Stiefler: “You can’t fight fire with water?”

Trumper: “Oh, depends on what’s in the fire.”

“They specifically fight fire with water,” Stiefler informs the man, explaining that water is the primary firefighting tool used in nearly every blaze.

There’s stupid, and there’s MAGA stupid. It’s a even deeper level of idiocy and delusion.

Oh, and how dare you try to fight a fire with water!

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Trump Supporters Have An Online Meltdown After Taylor Swift Is Named Time’s Person Of The Year

On Wednesday, Time Magazine announced its 2023 Person of the Year: Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift, who is arguably one of the biggest stars in the world at the moment.

In an essay that accompanied the announcement, Time reporter Sam Lansky writes:

Swift’s accomplishments as an artist—culturally, critically, and commercially—are so legion that to recount them seems almost beside the point. As a pop star, she sits in rarefied company, alongside Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Madonna; as a songwriter, she has been compared to Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, and Joni Mitchell. As a businesswoman, she has built an empire worth, by some estimates, over $1 billion. And as a celebrity—who by dint of being a woman is scrutinized for everything from whom she dates to what she wears—she has long commanded constant attention and knows how to use it. (“I don’t give Taylor advice about being famous,” Stevie Nicks tells me. “She doesn’t need it.”) But this year, something shifted. To discuss her movements felt like discussing politics or the weather—a language spoken so widely it needed no context. She became the main character of the world.

Swift, it should be noted, is also politically involved, and that doesn’t exactly sit well with many on the political right, mainly because she’s a strong, successful woman who just so happens to believe that more freedom for everyone is a good thing.

So perhaps it should come as no surprise that the Time Person of the Year honor rubbed so many Trump supporters the wrong way

According to online comments made by several Trump acolytes, Swift represents everything that’s wrong with the United States.

Here’s a sampling of those right-wing attacks:

“From her hand-selected vaccine shill boyfriend to her DINK lifestyle to her upcoming 2024 voter operation for Democrats on abortion rights It’s all coming.” Right-wing gadfly and failed podcaster Jack Posobiec

“This is what happens when we cede culture to the Left. Brainless youth raising themselves on Taylor Swift’s saccharine bland music and that washing over into the serious world of politics. If we reach the point where Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Taylor Swift run for office together we will have truly reached full-on Idiocracy where Mike Judge imagined “President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.” Former Trump Justice Department Official and current criminal defendant Jeffrey Clark

“What’s happening with Taylor Swift is not organic.” Former Trump administration senior adviser Stephen Miller

Wow! A bunch of repressed white guys are afraid of a strong woman. Imagine that!