The color of his face reminiscent of a jack-o’-lantern, Rapist-in-Chief Donald Trump ranted and raged at this morning’s National Prayer Breakfast, spouting outright heresies and speculating he might want to be reelected for a third term in office even though the U.S. Constitution forbids it.
Trump announced the formation of a task force to “eradicate anti-Christian bias,” which is ridiculous because the majority religion in the United States just so happens to be Christianity.
“While I’m in the White House, we will protect Christians in our schools, in our military, in our government, in our workplaces, hospitals and in our public squares,” he said. “And we will bring our country back together as one nation under God.”
As for that third term, Trump proclaimed, “I want to be here with you, and I have to be here with you, and I do that despite the fact that they say I can’t run again.”
The Heretic-in-Chief also claimed that the assassination attempt on his life last year in Butler, Pennsylvania, “changed something in me.”
“I feel even stronger,” he added. “I believed in God, but I feel, I feel much more strongly about it. Something happened.”
While he was at it, Trump also said he didn’t want some people praying for him.
“I don’t like people who use their faith as justification for doing what they know is wrong. Nor do I like people who say, ‘I pray for you,’ when they know that that’s not so.”
Keep in mind this is the very same Donald Trump who proudly proclaimed in 2015 that he had never asked for forgiveness from God.
“I am not sure I have. I just go on and try to do a better job from there. I don’t think so,” he said. “I think if I do something wrong, I think, I just try and make it right. I don’t bring God into that picture. I don’t.”
Trump said that while he hasn’t asked God for forgiveness, he does participate in Holy Communion.
“When I drink my little wine – which is about the only wine I drink – and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness, and I do that as often as possible because I feel cleansed,” he said. “I think in terms of ‘let’s go on and let’s make it right.’”
Trump’s remarks at the prayer breakfast didn’t sit well with many.
If we’re lucky, hell will soon swallow up the Orange Pustule and hold him in purgatory for a few thousand years.
