The announcement was practically breathless, declaring, “The wait is finally over!”
The wait for what? For MAGA/conservative/right-wing dating app The Right Stuff, which announced itself to the world with an ad so terrible that Twitter can’t stop laughing.
Mediaite notes the seven women who appear in the ad say they really dig that “alpha male vibe.”
One woman says she is interested in a man who is “masculine,” while another wants a right-wing suitor who puts his family first.
“Personally, I like the alpha male vibe,” says one bachelorette looking for love.
Each agreed on one thing: absolutely, positively no Democrats.
The Right Stuff has this to say about what they’re trying to do with their app:
The Right Stuff brings people together with shared values and similar passions. Discover new people while swiping on our fun, full screen experience. Stop sweating the small talk, start with a date in mind. You can respond directly to amazing date ideas or create your own for even more matches.
Shared values? Does that include insurrection, rioting, and Klan rallies?
Women can join the site for free. Men have to pay for the “honor” of joining The Right Stuff, which of course is a direct steal from the title of the famous Tom Wolfe novel about the American space program.
The site also makes it clear it doesn’t want anyone from the LGBTQ community joining its ranks:
How quaint and bigoted. As you’d expect from those who hate anyone the least bit different than them.
Twitter wasted no time leveling the karma of the new dating app.
Hard to decide which is worse, the app or the ad.