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Trump Claims God Sent Him To Save The World In Bizarre New Video

It’s a given that failed former president Donald Trump will go to virtually any lengths to stir his fanatical supporters — many of whom claim to be “Christians” — even though their rabid hatred of anyone the least bit different (i.e. darker skin tone or sexual orientation) certainly doesn’t comport with what Jesus taught regarding loving others.

But a video the disgraced ex-president shared on his financially-strapped Truth Social site may well turn out to be the most disgusting thing he’s ever posted online. And while it should completely alienate his support among evangelical Christians, it’s probably won’t.

The video, according to Mediaite, is an updated version of the “So God Made a Farmer” video made famous by radio host Paul Harvey. Here’s the original:

Trump’s remake, however, suggests that he’s the savior sent to save the world, which is odd since that was supposed to be Christ’s job.

The video begins with this narration:

“And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.”

“God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.”

Work all day? That’s a good one! Dotard Don has never “worked” a day in his damn life.

But wait. It gets even more absurd, with the narrator intoning:

“I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.”

“I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.”

Someone get me a barf bag. I’m gonna be sick.

The video concludes with this flourish:

“God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.”

Attend church on Sunday? Problem is, Donald Trump NEVER attends church and never has. He just likes to pretend he’s a believer because it helps obscure the fact that he’s been accused of sexual assault by 26 different women, bragged that he gets off by grabbing women “by the pussy,” and admitted that he had sexual urges for his own daughter, Ivanka when she was only 13.

Here’s Trump’s video, which is deserving of being struck by lightning from above:

It didn’t take long for Twitter/X to explode with mockery and derision in reaction to the God video.

To paraphrase John 11:35, Jesus saw this video and wept.

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By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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