Trump Sniffs And Slurs His Way Through Saturday Evening Loser’s Revenge Tour In Ohio

It must have been killing failed, one-term former President Donald Trump to be out of the public eye for almost six whole months. That’s what it’s like when you’re a malignant narcissist: You want every eye on you at all times.

But if Trump thought his return to the hustings would be grand and spectacular, he was sadly mistaken, because all he managed to do was repeatedly sniff and frequently slur the pronunciation of numerous words as he told a crowd in Wellington, Ohio, that the country was going to hell in a handbasket with Joe Biden as president.

What he failed to say, however, is that under his “leadership,” the U.S. was in a deep recession, the death count from COVID-19 reached a half-million, and Americans were sick and tired of his lies, conspiracy theories, and constant blaming of everyone else for his own fecklessness.

At one point, Trump told the crowd:

“We will take back the House, we will take back the Senate, and we will take back America, and we will do it soon.”

Sorry, Don, but the midterm elections aren’t until 2022 and you’re not going to be “reinstated” as president in August or whatever the latest date is according former crackhead turned pillow hawker Mike Lindell.

The enraptured audience probably thinks Trump will make another run for the White House in 2024, but the chances of that happening are less than zero percent. Why? Because he’ll either be in prison by then or what’s left of his brain will be complete mush.

If Trump thought his return to the “campaign” was going to be triumphant, he forgot to factor in that he’s yesterday news and looks like he can hardly put one word in front of another. All he proved is that he’s the biggest loser in American history.