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Mike Johnson: Democrats Had Better ‘Respect’ Trump And ‘Give Him An Ovation’ At SOTU Address

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) seemed to suggest Sunday that Democrats in Congress had better be on their…

21 hours ago

Fox Hosts: Democrats Want To Eliminate Cursive Writing So Kids Won’t Be Able To Read The Constitution

Did you know that Democrats are trying to make it impossible for American schoolchildren to read the U.S. Constitution? That's…

24 hours ago

Daft Donnie Thinks He Can ‘Pardon’ Pete Rose Into The Hall Of Fame

As the price of nearly everything Americans buy continues to rise and U.S. aviation becomes more perilous by the hour,…

2 days ago

Trump Calls For A ‘NICE NEW LAW’ To Ban Books That Are Critical Of Him

Paranoiac-in-Chief Donald Trump is furious that authors continue to write books about him that expose what a petty, perverted, and…

4 days ago

Trump Threatens Democratic Governor Of Maine During White House Luncheon: Video

During a White House luncheon today for the nation's governors, Felon-in-Chief Donald Trump directly ridiculed and threatened Maine Gov. Janet…

1 week ago

Musk Waves Around Chainsaw And Speaks Gibberish During Surreal Appearance At CPAC

Unelected President of the United States Elon Musk made a complete fool of himself Thursday evening during an appearance at…

1 week ago

Musk’s Meddling Likely To Cause ‘Interruption’ Of Some Social Security Benefits

As unelected POTUS Elon Musk and his cadre of young computer hackers continue to muck around in federal government data…

2 weeks ago

Sean Hannity Accidentally Calls Lara Trump A Name That Sets Off A Social Media Sh*tstorm

On his show Monday evening, Fox News host Sean Hannity appeared to misspeak in the most unfortunate way as he…

2 weeks ago

Republican Congressman: Vladimir Putin Will Never ‘Take Advantage Of Donald Trump’

Although Coward-in-Chief Donald Trump has repeatedly capitulated to Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, a Republican congressman said today that Trump can…

2 weeks ago

Your Tax Refund Could Be Delayed Indefinitely Because Elon Musk Is ‘Auditing’ The IRS

Almost two-thirds of American taxpayers receive a tax refund from the Internal Revenue Service each year, but those cherished refund…

2 weeks ago