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WATCH: Man Attempts To Perform Exorcism On Ted Cruz During Campaign Event

Could it possibly be that Ted Cruz, who so dearly loves to talk about Christianity and all things Biblical, is actually working for the Other Side?

Hang on. Give me a minute to at least try and prove my thesis. Who better to serve as a vehicle for Old Scratch than someone who pretends to be uberreligious and is also seeking to become the most powerful man in the world?

You may now scream. When you’re finished, watch this video from a Cruz campaign event today in New Hampshire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbssHoruLI4

Yes, two men showed up at the Cruz event and, using mirrors and wooden crosses, attempted to exorcise the demons from Teddy Boy. One of the men shouted at Cruz:

“Ted Cruz look in the mirror and let the evil spirit depart! He’s possessed by a demon!”

Cruz, looking sorta like a startled Damien from the “Omen” trilogy, remarked that the “very confused fellow” was working for the Bernie Sanders campaign.

Once more the man began to yell:

“He’s possessed by a demon! The demon has to leave. That’s why the body is so disgusting to look at!”

You know, the guy might be onto something here: Cruz is indeed disgusting as hell to look at, and at times can resemble both the late Senator Joseph McCarthy and Grandpa from the old TV show “The Munsters.”

A second man then pointed a mirror at Cruz and urged him to look closely so “the evil can confront itself.”

The men were later escorted out of the room by security, and as that took place, Cruz commented:

“Usually lefties don’t believe in God.”

Later, the two men, neither of whom would give his name (do avenging angels even have names?), were only too happy to say why they found it necessary to confront the Texas Senator. One man said:

“We just had to get rid of the evil spirit. I hope it works. He’s very hard to be in the same room with. We had to exorcise some sort of disgusting evil spirit. There’s a reason that the body is so haggard and disgusting, and the face, and it’s all so weathered and gross and hard to look at.”

Ominously, the man then added:

“And it’s because he’s possessed by a demon. Being in the room with evil so close, it’s just hard to even comprehend. The evil is so deep rooted and maybe if it had to confront itself.”

Only Ted Cruz and his brood–er, I mean family and friends–know for sure if he is indeed a spiritual double agent.

Be afraid, America. Be very afraid!

This article was originally published by the same author at BipartisanReport.com.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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