Tucker Carlson’s Comment About ‘Daddy’ Trump ‘Spanking’ The Country Weirds Out The Internet

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson is back again, shilling for disgraced ex-president Donald Trump at a campaign rally in Georgia on Wednesday. However, some of Carlson’s comments raised more than a few eyebrows on social media.

Carlson oddly compared the country to a toddler with a dirty diaper, a teenager smoking a joint at the breakfast table, and a “hormone-addled 15-year-old daughter” who flips off her parents and then slams her bedroom door.

Yeah, because that’s how we all see the United States, right?

The solution to the bad behavior, Carlson continued, can be found when “dad” comes home and restores order amidst the chaos.

“Dad is pissed!”

“And when Dad gets home, you know what he says? You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now,” Carlson said. “And, no, it’s not going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No it’s not. I’m not going to lie. It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”

What in the hell was that, Tucker?! Smeared diapers and slammed doors, but “daddy” is going to give her a spanking? Sounds like a sick fantasy that might have sprung from the demented imagination of Trump himself, who has been accused of sexually assaulting dozens of women and also expressed a sexual attraction to his daughter, Ivanka, when she was only 13 years old.

Carlson’s bizarre comments set off a wave of revulsion and mockery on social media. Take a look.

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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