Fox News WTF?!

Tucker Carlson Is Suddenly Calling Kamala Harris ‘Carmela’ And It’s Just Plain Creepy

It’s been clear for quite some time that Fox Host Tucker Carlson is a talentless twit who traffics in bigotry, hatred, and racism for his own personal and professional benefit.

But Carlson also seems to delight in deliberately mispronouncing the names of those he disagrees with politically, the sort of juvenile behavior that you’d see in a third-grader taunting a classmate.

On his show Wednesday evening, Carlson was discussing the future of the Democratic Party, according to Mediaite, when he again resorted to twisting the name of Vice President Kamala Harris:

“The Democratic Party at this point is a cartel that exists only to perpetuate itself and the elderly mediocrities who run and benefit from it. All of them. Carmela Harris is only 57 years old. She’s a child by the standards of her party, but she still talks like a dementia patient, slowly and incomprehensibly.”

Carlson then played a clip of Harris talking about mail-in ballots and followed it by remarking:

“We don’t mean to beat up on Carmela Harris, who’s obviously our favorite for the Democratic nomination next cycle, but she is a perfect distillation of everybody in power in the Democratic Party.”

Carlson has done the same thing with other names, though he seems to do it most often when it involves people of color. For example:

  • Calling Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) “Sandy Cortez”
  • Referring to CNN anchor Don Lemon as “Don LaMonne”
  • Deliberately flubbing the name of Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson and calling her Kentaji Brown Jackson

It seems only fitting that Carlson should get a taste of his own medicine, but how could we possibly mangle his name and make it an epithet? There’s got to be a way we can turn the tables on F*cker Carlson. And F*cker deserves some payback, don’t you think?

If you think of a fitting name for F*cker Carlson, be sure and pass it along so can all enjoy it.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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