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Trump’s Thanksgiving Message Is So Selfish And Delusional It’ll Make You Gag

Failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump wants us all to know that we have one thing above all others to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day: That he’s still around and is plotting a comeback in 2024.

In other words, he’s just as delusional as ever and thinks we actually want him back in the White House.

Trump released a holiday message via his spokesperson, Liz Harrington, which she posted on Twitter because the Donald no longer has access to any respected social media platform:

“A very interesting time in our Country, but do not worry, we will be great again—and we will all do it together.

“America will never fail, and we will never allow it to go in the wrong direction. Too many generations of greatness are counting on us. Enjoy your Thanksgiving knowing that a wonderful future lies ahead!”

Around the same time, Trump’s Save America PAC sent out this message trying to raise money so Grifter Don can pay his legal bills:

“We have a lot to be thankful for, but unfortunately, RECORD HIGH INFLATION is not one of those things. Biden took the beautiful, strong economy I built and lit it up in flames. The price of your Thanksgiving meal has gone up 14%. Despicable.”

The real reason we should be thankful today is because Donald Trump is no longer president and is under criminal investigation in several jurisdictions. If we’re lucky, by this time next year he’ll be indicted and facing prison.

As for “despicable,” the most despicable thing of all is what the ex-president sees anytime he looks in the mirror.

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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