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Trump’s Latest Conspiracy Theory: Obama’s Body Language Proves He Hates Cops

Once again, as he takes another step this week toward officially becoming the Republican nominee for the White House, Donald Trump is cranking out yet another harebrained conspiracy theory about President Obama.

During an appearance on the Fox News show “Fox and Friends’ this morning, Trump said he carefully watched the President’s remarks yesterday on the shootings of police officers in Baton Rouge which left three officers dead:

“I listened to the president and sometimes his words are okay, but you just look at the body language, there’s something going on. There’s something going on.”

Co-host Steve Doocy, who is about as intelligent as a piece of linoleum flooring asked:

“What does that mean, ‘There’s something going on?’”

Trump replied:

“There’s just bad feeling. And a lot of bad feeling about him. I see it too. We have a country that has not been like this since I can remember it.”

For perhaps the first time in the history of Fox News, which seems to specialize in hiring hosts who blather on endlessly, there was total silence for a few seconds.

So let me get this straight: the President somehow has a particular body language that suggests “there’s something going on.” That’s what this incredibly ignorant and petty pile of human garbage just said.

I wasn’t going to say this, but now that Trump has decided to take the low road instead of engaging in real debate on the issues, I have no choice. Have you ever noticed how Donald Trump sometimes purses his lips when he speaks? Like this:

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According to some body language experts, pursing the lips usually means the person has suppressed anger or is expressing indecision as if they are unsure what to say next.

But I prefer this explanation: Donald Trump speaks out of his ass. And since he wears his ass on his shoulders, that’s just him farting out another lie. There’s something going on there.

Watch the segment from Fox News below:

This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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