Trump’s ‘Closing Argument’ To Voters: Kamala Will Make Cows Illegal

Just how far gone is Donald Trump mentally? Based on comments he made this morning during an appearance on “Fox & Friends,” he has lost the last few brain cells he had left.

As election day draws closer, Donald is using this as his final bid to undecided voters: Kamala Harris will make cows illegal if you elect her.

“I love cows,” Trump said in response to a 6-year-old boy’s question about his favorite farm animal. “But if we go with Kamala, you won’t have any cows anymore because we’re not allowed. I don’t want to ruin this kid’s day. I love cows, I think they’re so cute and so beautiful. But according to Kamala, who’s a radical left lunatic, you will not have any cows anymore, so we have to vote her out. If you like cows, you have to vote for me.”

According to Dana Milbank of the Washington Post, Trump has been making this same outrageous claim at campaign rallies.

“Kamala even wants to pass laws to outlaw red meat to stop climate change,” Donald Trump told supporters in North Carolina. “That means no more cows. You know, this is serious.”

Ruminate on that.

“She wants to get rid of your cows. No more cows,” Trump warned an audience in Georgia.

The steaks could not be higher in this election.

As you would expect, Trump’s obsession with cows was met with widespread mockery on social media.

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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