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Trumpers Now Claiming Biden’s Walking Boot Contains An Ankle Monitor After His ‘Arrest’

A week and half ago, President-Elect Joe Biden mildly fractured his right foot while playing with his dog, Major, leading his doctor to report:

“It is anticipated that he will likely require a walking boot for several weeks.”

Sure enough, when we saw Biden afterwards, he did indeed have a walking boot on, which is very common for such an injury.

But to the right-wing conspiracy theorists who believe the bizarre QAnon nonsense they read on the darkest regions of the internet, Biden had actually been fitted with an ankle monitor because he’d secretly been arrested, Newsweek reports:

“Following the news, followers of the baseless theory who think that Donald Trump has been waging a secret war against the ‘deep state,’ have regurgitated similar theories used against Hillary Clinton and John McCain, suggesting Biden is wearing a medical boot to hide an ankle monitor because he has been arrested.”

Yep, here we go again.

Take a look at what some of the tinfoil hat crowd spun out of their demented brains:

Alex Kaplan of Media Matters for America dug deep and pointed out that the crazy has been turned up to 11 when it comes to the president-elect’s injury:

Wait a minute! Joe Biden was cloned and/or has a body double?! So which one has to wear the walking boot? And can his dog tell the difference, since a clone or double might theoretically have a different scent and therefore be unrecognizable to the dog? So many questions!

We’ve always known that you have to be pretty stupid to be a supporter of Donald Trump. But now it’s clear that you also have to be willing to believe anything you read on the internet, because no one ever lies on social media. Right?!

Keep in mind the hardcore Trumpers are still in denial about their savior losing the election. Since he is, too, that’s proof-positive that Donald and his supporters all have shit for brains.

 

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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